Chilimwe chafika ndipo mukudziwa tanthauzo lake! Magombe ndi nyanja ali otseguka, fungo la agalu otentha ali m'mlengalenga, m'misasa akudzaza ndi anthu osangalala, ndipo opha ma slasher achitanso bizinesi! Kwakhala nyengo yachisanu, yozizira kwambiri, koma abwerera kudzagwetsa anthu okhala msasa ndi alangizi mofananamo pamene akulowa m'madera awo ndi chiyembekezo cha usiku, kuyatsa udzu, ndi kugonana panja. Sakudziwa amene amawadikirira pamithunzi!

Monga wakupha yemwe akubwera mwina mungadabwe kuti chifukwa chiyani gulu ili la akupha likuyenda bwino; ndiye chifukwa adapita ku Slasher Camp, inde! Slasher Camp ndi maphunziro a masabata asanu ndi atatu omwe amachitika m'miyezi yachisanu yosagwira ntchito kuti aphunzitse achinyamata omwe akupha zoopsa, monga inuyo, momwe angakulitsire maluso awo ndi luso lawo kuti akwaniritse kupha anthu ambiri m'chilimwe. Izo zimachitika kamodzi pachaka, kotero inu kulibwino kukhala okonzeka, ndipo inu kulibwino kupanga izo zabwino.

Kulakwitsa kosavuta, monga kuganiza kuthamanga ndi njira yabwino kwambiri m'malo mwa phesi lokhazikika kungayambitse kugwa pamizu yamitengo. Kulakwitsa uku kungapereke mwayi wanu wokwanira kuti mudumphire mgalimoto yawo ndi galimoto kuchoka pamenepo. Dikirani, galimoto yawo ikugwira ntchito?! Simunadule batire lagalimoto lawo kapena kuwadula matayala?! *Akusisima* Ichi ndichifukwa chake muyenera kupita kumsasa uno wachinyamata wanga wachinyamata komanso wosadziwa modabwitsa pophunzitsidwa.

Izi zimandikumbutsa, izi zikubweretsa mfundo ina yofunika; yenda nokha! Zofunkha zanu zidzakuthawani ndithu, ndipo zambiri za izo sizimangidwira kuti azithamanga mtunda wautali. Kupirira si mtundu wa frat boy wanu kapena woponya miyala waku koleji, ndipo osati zamitundumitundu. Ambiri amapunthwa, kugwa, ndi kubinya akakolo kapena kuvulaza mwendo. Zikumveka ngati cliché, koma mu nkhani iyi pang'onopang'ono ndi wokhazikika wapambana mpikisano. Komabe, kwa inu omwe muli ndi miyendo yayitali, mutha kuyendayenda mothamanga kwambiri ndikutha kukhala pafupi ndi wovulalayo mpaka atatopa ndikuyesera kubisala kuseri kwa mtengo. Mtengo! *kuseka* Zokongola bwanji.

Chabwino, tiyeni tikambirane zina mwazomwe mungaphunzire ku Slasher Camp. Phunziro loyamba; muli ndi mphamvu zonse zokhazikitsira malingaliro a camper… zinachitikira. Choyamba mumaseŵera ndi anthu amene akukuvutitsani, kuwaonera chapatali ndi kuona kuti alipo angati. Izi zimakupatsiraninso nthawi yoti muwone momwe umunthu wawo ulili chifukwa zitha kudziwa yemwe aphedwe kaye. Panthawi imodzimodziyo zimawapatsa kumverera kosasunthika kwa kuyang'anitsitsa komwe kuli kofunikira kwambiri kukhazikitsira maganizo. Simukufuna kuti nyama yanu ikhale yotetezeka. Dinani pa mazenera, kapena siyani “mphatso” monga nyama zakufa pafupi ndi misasa yawo. Zinthu izi zimapangitsa tsitsi kuima kumbuyo kwa khosi lawo. Mfundo ndi yakuti, mukufuna kuchepetsa vutoli pang'onopang'ono. Palibe chifukwa chothamangira zinthu, sangalalani ndi mphindi, mumakhala ndi mwayi umodzi wokha chaka chilichonse kuti ukhale wapadera.

Phunziro lachiwiri, musanadziwulule nokha kwa ozunzidwa mukufuna kuwagawanitsa ngati sachita izi, zomwe ambiri amachita paokha. Osandifunsa chifukwa chake. Njira imodzi yochitira izi ndikudula mphamvu ku kanyumba kawo. Ndi mmodzi kapena awiri okha amene adzatuluka kunja kukafufuza. Izi zimakupatsani mwayi kuti muwatulutse kunja kwa kanyumbako ndikubisa matupi awo kuti azichita nawo nthawi ina; tidzapangana pambuyo pake.

Njira ina yabwino yowapangitsa kuti achoke pagulu ndi kupanga "phokoso lachilendo" kuti afufuze. Safufuza m’magulu a anthu oposa awiri kapena atatu, ndipo ngakhale pamenepo n’zosowa. Nthawi zambiri mmodzi amachoka pagulu ndikukupatsani mwayi woti mumulekanitse ndi gululo kwabwino. Onetsetsani kuti mwakhala chete pa izo. Palibe chifukwa chochenjeza ena ndi kukuwa kwawo. Kusapezeka kwawo mwakachetechete ndi kwadzidzidzi kudzachititsa kuti afufuze mmodzimmodzi, monga ng’ombe zopita kukaphedwa.

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Phunziro lachitatu, perekani pakhomo nthawi zonse. Osati khomo lililonse la boogeyman liyenera kukhala lofanana, ndiko kukongola kokhala wakupha wakupha! sakanizani mwa iwo amene anayala njira patsogolo panu. Mukapanga chiwonetsero chanu chachikulu mukufuna kuti chikhale chodabwitsa komanso chosakumbukika. Kumbukirani, mumapeza mwayi umodzi wokha kuti muwonekere koyamba. Apa ndipamene kalasi yathu ya "kukankha pakhomo" imalowa. Ena a inu mudzapeza izi mosavuta kuposa ena. Komabe, pali njira zina zopitira ngati muli ndi ubongo wambiri kuposa brawn. Kuyimilira kumbuyo kwawo mpaka atatembenuka ndikukumenyerani komweko ndichisankho chapamwamba, koma muyenera kukhala ozembera komanso opepuka pamapazi anu. Palibe kuponda nthambi kapena masamba osweka.

Kulankhula za zoyamba, phunziro lachinayi, ku Slasher Camp mukufuna kuyika malingaliro ambiri momwe mukufuna kuwoneka chifukwa izi sizisintha… konse. Pokhapokha mutakhala ndi thumba la burlap pamutu panu ndikupeza zowonjezera zomwe ndizowopsa kwambiri, ndiye kuti musinthe. Chonde sinthani. Ichi chidzakhala kalembedwe ka siginecha yanu ndipo idzamangidwa m'malingaliro omwe anthu amakuuzani kwa zaka ndi zaka, simukufuna kudziwika kuti 'mutu wa thumba' m'badwo ndi m'badwo.

Chigoba cha hockey, sweti yonyansa yofiira ndi yobiriwira, William Shatner mask wojambula zoyera, zonsezi ndi zithunzi zojambulidwa zogwirizana ndi wakupha mmodzi ndi wakupha mmodzi yekha. Mutha kulemekeza mawonekedwe koma OSATI! Ili ndi lamulo lalikulu la opha ma slasher. Kodi maonekedwe anu adzakhala otani? Dziwani mawonekedwe anu m'kalasi lathu la 'Mask Making and Wardrobe'!

Monga chodzikanira: jekete yakuda yachikopa yovala, kubowola mphamvu yonyamula nyimbo ya mbalame sikunali wophunzira wanga, sinditenga udindo uliwonse kwa iye.

Izi zikutifikitsa ku phunziro lachisanu; Chofunika kwambiri monga momwe maonekedwe anu alili chida chanu. Opha ena omwe adabwerapo inu musanasankhe chida chimodzi chokha, ena ali ndi chida chawo chomwe angasankhe ndikuwongolera akapeza kuyabwa kuti apange. Nthawi zina ena amangogwiritsa ntchito manja awo ndi nkhanza.

Ngati mukhala chida chakupha chakupha muyenera kudziwa msanga. Ndi chisankho chowopsa kupanga chifukwa mukasiyanitsidwa ndi chidacho mumakhala opanda mphamvu. Komabe, ngati mutha kuyisunga pambali panu idzakhala chipangizo chomwe chimawopedwa monga momwe mumachitira. Zikhala gawo lanu ndikumanga pazomwe mukudziwira, ndipo ndichinthu chomwe chingapangitse wakupha munthu kukhala wopambana.

Phunziro lachisanu ndi chimodzi; mutasankha bwino chida, kapena zida kutengera kalembedwe kanu, gulu lathu la "Kill Zone" lidzakuthandizani kwambiri! Phunzirani pa ma analogi athu omwe timawatcha "Vic" kapena "Vicky," mwachidule cha "wozunzidwa" ndithudi ... ndife anzeru kwambiri kuno ku Slasher Camp. Sindingathe kutsindika kufunika kwa kalasiyi mokwanira. Sindingakuuzeni kuti ndi kangati komwe takhala ndi omaliza maphunziro omwe amapita kumunda ndikuphonya nyama yawo chifukwa amaganiza kuti chibadwa ndichofunika. Monga chilichonse m'moyo muyenera kuchita.

Tsopano tifika pa phunziro lachisanu ndi chiwiri ku Slasher Camp, kuchitapo kanthu. Si onse opha anthu omwe amasankha kuchita izi, koma omwe amachita ndi akatswiri pazaluso zawo, ndipo amazichita. kwambiri chabwino. Zomwe mukufuna kuchita ndikusonkhanitsa nyama yanu ndikuyisonkhanitsa pamalo pomwe munthu wanu womaliza wayimirira, nthawi zambiri wamkazi, sangayipeze mosavuta. Mutha kutenga nthawi pang'ono kuti muwapange; mwina patebulo la chakudya chamadzulo kapena kuzungulira kanyumba kakang'ono kosiyanasiyana.

Ndiyeno, pamene mtsikana womalizira ali yekhayo amene anakusiyani inu mum’ŵeta pamenepo, mukum’tsata pang’onopang’ono kumbuyo kwake ndi kutsimikizira kuti akupita ku njira yoyenera. Nthawi yonseyi zolinga zanu sizikudziwika kwa iye, ndipo akapeza malowo amaganiza kuti ndi malo otetezeka. Komabe, akalowa mkati ndikuyesera kuyatsa magetsi kapena kumva kuti ali ndi chida amapeza mitembo ya abwenzi ake! Iyenera kumupatsa mantha omaliza kuti afooketse chikhumbo chake kuti apulumuke ndipo inu mupite kukapha.

Tsoka ilo, izi zitha kubwereranso, ndipo umu ndi momwe zakhalira kwa omaliza maphunziro athu ochita bwino kwambiri omwe ali ndi maudindo mu Body Count Hall of Fame. Nthawi zina kumva kugonja kumasandulika kukhala mphamvu, makamaka ngati mtsikana uyu ndi namwali. Sitikudziwa chifukwa chake, koma ndizotheka kuti athawa m'manja mwanu, ndipo ena mwa inu atha kuphedwa ndi iye.

Ngati ndinu wakupha wowona sangakupheni. Wakupha aliyense wabwino amadziwa pamene agonjetsedwa ndipo ayenera kusewera possum. Ichi ndi chinthu chomwe tidzakambirananso kwambiri m'kalasi lathu lomaliza tisanakutulutseni kudziko lapansi.

Ngakhale pali maphunziro ndi maphunziro ochulukirapo omwe mungatenge m'njira, iyi ndiye ndondomeko yoyambira ya zomwe mudzakumane nazo masabata asanu ndi atatu pano ku Slasher Camp. Muphunzira kuchokera kwa alangizi anu, kuphatikiza olankhula alendo omwe ali omenyera nkhondo, komanso kwa anzanu akusukulu. Sikuti aliyense apulumuke ndipo angapeze njira zina, monga kukhala wachiwembu kapena osakumbukika koma wofunikanso kwambiri ... chabwino, chabwino, mwina osati "ofunikanso" koma okondedwa mwanjira yawoyawo. Mosasamala kanthu, Slasher Camp ndizochitika zanu kamodzi m'moyo wanu kuti mudziwe ngati muli ndi zinthu zoyenera kuti mukhale m'modzi mwa opha anthu omwe amawopedwa pamoto wamoto kapena pogona kwa zaka zikubwerazi.

Ngati ndinu wamsasa mukuyang'ana kuti mupulumuke Slasher Camp, werengani nkhaniyi apa za pulogalamu yathu ku Camp Slasher, pulogalamu ya milungu isanu ndi itatu ya anthu oyenda msasa basi!!