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Achisanu akufunafuna Barack Obama!

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Achisanu akusaka Obama. Ayi, uwu sindiwo mutu wapa tchuthi cha B-movie, kapena malingaliro abodza kwambiri. Achisanu, amuna opangidwa ndi anthu akuyang'anitsitsa kudzera pawindo la Oval Office kudzera m'maso a batani, akumwetulira malasha akuda ngati mizimu yawo, ndi tiyenera kukhala ndi zokambirana.

Mukudziwa bwino odwala odwala matendawa: omwe sangathe kulowa m'malo ogulitsira zakale kuti akayang'ane ndi shelufu yodzaza ndi zidole za porcelain. Ndipo odwala matenda a coulrophobia, omwe nthawi zambiri samayendera masikisi kuti akayike kukakumana ndi azisudzo. Koma mudayamba mwawonapo odutsa akudumpha ku Frosty, pakati pazokongoletsa tchuthi? Ichi ndi mantha otchedwa kunyansidwa, ndi HuffPost akuti POTUS ali ndi malungo otupa. Adasokoneza anthu-Ndiko kunali kulakwitsa kwake koopsa.

Palibe vuto, Barry! Amangokonda kukumbatirana mwachikondi!

"Pali mtundu wonse wa Chucky kwa iwo," adatero, ndi kugwedeza mutu - kapena kugwedeza mutu? -Kwa Guy wathu wokondedwa, masabata apitawo. "Ndizovuta pang'ono."

"Pang'ono" anali kuziyika mofatsa. Pambuyo pake adafika mpaka poopseza kuti asamuka pomwe a Michelle adanyoza kuti amuike munthu wachipale chofewa mchipinda chawo - ngati akungoseka.

Pomwe FLOTUS mwina anali kuseka, ogwira ntchito ku White House anali atatsala pang'ono kuseka nthabwala zawo kutali kwambiri.

Adapeza mphepo yabanja losangalala lomwe linali mu Rose Garden, moyandikana ndi Oval Office. "Kenako tidazindikira kuti anthu oundana anali olemera kwambiri kuti tisanyamule mosavuta," wojambula zithunzi ku White House, Pete Souza, adalemba pa Instagram. Anawulula za pride yuletide pa mbiri yake pamenepo, posewera. “Koma pamapeto pake, m'mawa lero Purezidenti asanabwere kuofesi, antchito ena othandiza - sindinena kuti ndani - asuntha anthu onse oundana kotero aliyense amayang'ana pazenera lina kulowa mu Oval. Chithunzichi chidatengedwa masanawa pomwe Purezidenti adasaina ndalama zakumapeto kwa chaka. ”

Barack anali pa iwo. Izi zinali. Zonse zinali zitafika apa: munthu wodziwika bwino wa chipale chofewa wa Obama.

Inali nthawi yoti ayike lamba wake wakuda mu tae kwon do (ayi, mozama – yang'anani) kuti mugwiritse ntchito bwino.

Titha kungolingalira zomwe zidachitika kuchokera pamenepo. Zachidziwikire, adadziwonetsera kudzera pazenera, ndikuponyera mwachangu khosi la mwana wamwamuna wozizira uja. Idamudula mutu, ndikusiya mpango wokha wa lalanje pakati pake. Barack kenaka adasewera zingapo, mumayendedwe oyenerera Olimpiki. Mwinanso kugundidwa kwanyumba, molunjika kunyumbako, ndiye kumenyedwa komaliza, kapena-… kapenanso Purezidenti adangoseka kawiri. Mulimonsemo, tikufuna kukhulupirira kuti chimodzi mwazomaliza zake muudindo sizongodziteteza yekha, komanso mtundu wake wokondedwa.

Khrisimasi yabwino, Obama: mumakondwerera chaka china.

“Chaka chamawa, Obama. Sudzakhalanso ndi ntchito yachinsinsi yokuteteza. ”

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'Evil Dead' Kanema Franchise Kupeza magawo AWIRI Atsopano

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Zinali pachiwopsezo kwa Fede Alvarez kuti ayambitsenso masewera owopsa a Sam Raimi Oipa Akufa mu 2013, koma chiwopsezocho chinalipira komanso zotsatira zake zauzimu Oipa Akufa mu 2023. Tsopano Deadline ikunena kuti mndandanda ukupeza, osati imodzi, koma awiri zolemba zatsopano.

Tidadziwa kale za Sébastien Vaniček filimu yomwe ikubwera yomwe ikufotokoza za Deadite universe ndipo iyenera kukhala yotsatira yoyenera ya filimu yaposachedwa, koma tikudziwa kuti Francis Galuppi ndi Zithunzi za Ghost House akupanga projekiti imodzi yokha yomwe idakhazikitsidwa m'chilengedwe cha Raimi kutengera ndi kuti Galuppi adaponyera Raimi mwiniwake. Lingaliro limenelo likusungidwa mobisa.

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Mbali imeneyo ili ndi mutu Kuyima Komaliza Ku Yuma County yomwe idzatulutsidwa m’bwalo la maseŵero ku United States pa May 4. Imatsatira wochita malonda woyendayenda, “wotsekeredwa pa malo opumulira akumidzi a Arizona,” ndipo “akukanthidwa mumkhalidwe woipitsitsa waukapolo mwa kufika kwa achifwamba aŵiri a m’mabanki osadandaula za kugwiritsira ntchito nkhanza. -kapena kuzizira, chitsulo cholimba-kuteteza chuma chawo chokhala ndi magazi."

Galluppi ndi wotsogolera wopambana mphoto wa sci-fi/horror shorts yemwe ntchito zake zodziwika zikuphatikiza Gahena Ya Chipululu Chachikulu ndi Ntchito ya Gemini. Mutha kuwona kusintha konse kwa Gahena Ya Chipululu Chachikulu ndi teaser ya Gemini pansipa:

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'Munthu Wosaoneka 2' Ali “Wapafupi Kuposa Kale” Kuti Achitike

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Elisabeth Moss m'mawu oganiziridwa bwino kwambiri anati mu zokambirana chifukwa Wodala Sad Wosokonezeka kuti ngakhale pakhala pali zovuta zina zogwirira ntchito Munthu Wosaoneka 2 pali chiyembekezo m'chizimezime.

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Whannell pakadali pano ali ku New Zealand akujambula filimu ina yoopsa ya Universal, Wolf Man, yomwe ingakhale moto womwe umayatsa lingaliro la Universal lovuta la Dark Universe lomwe silinapambanepo kuyambira pomwe Tom Cruise analephera kuukitsa akufa. The Malemu.

Komanso, mu kanema wa podcast, Moss akuti ali osati mu Wolf Man filimu kotero kuti malingaliro aliwonse oti ndi projekiti ya crossover amasiyidwa mlengalenga.

Pakadali pano, Universal Studios ili mkati momanga nyumba yosanja chaka chonse Las Vegas zomwe zidzawonetsa zina mwa zilombo zawo zapamwamba zamakanema. Kutengera kupezekapo, izi zitha kukhala zolimbikitsa zomwe situdiyo imafunikira kuti omvera azikhala ndi chidwi ndi zolengedwa zawo za IP kamodzinso ndikupezanso mafilimu ambiri opangidwa motengera iwo.

Pulojekiti ya Las Vegas ikuyembekezeka kutsegulidwa mu 2025, molumikizana ndi paki yawo yatsopano yoyenera ku Orlando yotchedwa Epic Universe.

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Mndandanda wa Jake Gyllenhaal's Thriller 'Presumed Innocent' Upeza Tsiku Loyamba Lotulutsidwa

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Mndandanda wocheperako wa Jake Gyllenhaal Ankaganiza kuti Innocent ikugwa pa AppleTV+ pa June 12 m'malo mwa June 14 monga momwe adakonzera poyamba. Nyenyezi, yomwe Road House kuyambiransoko kuli adabweretsa ndemanga zosakanikirana pa Amazon Prime, akukumbatira chophimba chaching'ono kwa nthawi yoyamba kuyambira pomwe adawonekera Kupha: Moyo pa Street mu 1994.

Jake Gyllenhaal mu "Presumed Innocent"

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Zosangalatsa zamtunduwu zinali zotchuka m'zaka za m'ma 90s ndipo nthawi zambiri zimakhala ndi zopindika. Nayi kalavani yoyambira:

Malinga ndi Tsiku lomalizira, Ankaganiza kuti Innocent sichimachoka patali ndi zomwe zidachokera: “…the Ankaganiza kuti Innocent mndandanda udzafufuza kutengeka, kugonana, ndale ndi mphamvu ndi malire a chikondi pamene woimbidwa mlandu akumenyera kusunga banja lake ndi ukwati wake. "

Chotsatira cha Gyllenhaal ndi Guy Ritchie filimu ya action yotchedwa Mu Gray ikuyembekezeka kutulutsidwa mu Januware 2025.

Ankaganiza kuti Innocent ndi magawo asanu ndi atatu ochepera omwe akhazikitsidwa pa AppleTV+ kuyambira Juni 12.

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