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Achisanu akufunafuna Barack Obama!

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Achisanu akusaka Obama. Ayi, uwu sindiwo mutu wapa tchuthi cha B-movie, kapena malingaliro abodza kwambiri. Achisanu, amuna opangidwa ndi anthu akuyang'anitsitsa kudzera pawindo la Oval Office kudzera m'maso a batani, akumwetulira malasha akuda ngati mizimu yawo, ndi tiyenera kukhala ndi zokambirana.

Mukudziwa bwino odwala odwala matendawa: omwe sangathe kulowa m'malo ogulitsira zakale kuti akayang'ane ndi shelufu yodzaza ndi zidole za porcelain. Ndipo odwala matenda a coulrophobia, omwe nthawi zambiri samayendera masikisi kuti akayike kukakumana ndi azisudzo. Koma mudayamba mwawonapo odutsa akudumpha ku Frosty, pakati pazokongoletsa tchuthi? Ichi ndi mantha otchedwa kunyansidwa, ndi HuffPost akuti POTUS ali ndi malungo otupa. Adasokoneza anthu-Ndiko kunali kulakwitsa kwake koopsa.

Palibe vuto, Barry! Amangokonda kukumbatirana mwachikondi!

"Pali mtundu wonse wa Chucky kwa iwo," adatero, ndi kugwedeza mutu - kapena kugwedeza mutu? -Kwa Guy wathu wokondedwa, masabata apitawo. "Ndizovuta pang'ono."

"Pang'ono" anali kuziyika mofatsa. Pambuyo pake adafika mpaka poopseza kuti asamuka pomwe a Michelle adanyoza kuti amuike munthu wachipale chofewa mchipinda chawo - ngati akungoseka.

Pomwe FLOTUS mwina anali kuseka, ogwira ntchito ku White House anali atatsala pang'ono kuseka nthabwala zawo kutali kwambiri.

Adapeza mphepo yabanja losangalala lomwe linali mu Rose Garden, moyandikana ndi Oval Office. "Kenako tidazindikira kuti anthu oundana anali olemera kwambiri kuti tisanyamule mosavuta," wojambula zithunzi ku White House, Pete Souza, adalemba pa Instagram. Anawulula za pride yuletide pa mbiri yake pamenepo, posewera. “Koma pamapeto pake, m'mawa lero Purezidenti asanabwere kuofesi, antchito ena othandiza - sindinena kuti ndani - asuntha anthu onse oundana kotero aliyense amayang'ana pazenera lina kulowa mu Oval. Chithunzichi chidatengedwa masanawa pomwe Purezidenti adasaina ndalama zakumapeto kwa chaka. ”

Barack anali pa iwo. Izi zinali. Zonse zinali zitafika apa: munthu wodziwika bwino wa chipale chofewa wa Obama.

Inali nthawi yoti ayike lamba wake wakuda mu tae kwon do (ayi, mozama – yang'anani) kuti mugwiritse ntchito bwino.

Titha kungolingalira zomwe zidachitika kuchokera pamenepo. Zachidziwikire, adadziwonetsera kudzera pazenera, ndikuponyera mwachangu khosi la mwana wamwamuna wozizira uja. Idamudula mutu, ndikusiya mpango wokha wa lalanje pakati pake. Barack kenaka adasewera zingapo, mumayendedwe oyenerera Olimpiki. Mwinanso kugundidwa kwanyumba, molunjika kunyumbako, ndiye kumenyedwa komaliza, kapena-… kapenanso Purezidenti adangoseka kawiri. Mulimonsemo, tikufuna kukhulupirira kuti chimodzi mwazomaliza zake muudindo sizongodziteteza yekha, komanso mtundu wake wokondedwa.

Khrisimasi yabwino, Obama: mumakondwerera chaka china.

“Chaka chamawa, Obama. Sudzakhalanso ndi ntchito yachinsinsi yokuteteza. ”

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'Abigail' Adavina Njira Yake Kufikira Pa Digital Sabata Ino

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Abigayeli akumiza mano ake kubwereketsa digito sabata ino. Kuyambira pa Meyi 7, mutha kukhala nayo iyi, kanema waposachedwa kwambiri kuchokera Radio chete. Otsogolera Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillet amakweza mtundu wa vampire movutikira pakona iliyonse yokhala ndi magazi.

Mafilimuwa Melissa barrera (Kulira VIKumakomoKathryn Newton (Ant-Man ndi mavu: QuantumaniaFreakyLisa Frankenstein), Ndi Alisha Weir monga chikhalidwe cha titular.

Kanemayo pakadali pano ali pa nambala 85 kuofesi yamabokosi akunyumba ndipo ali ndi anthu XNUMX%. Ambiri ayerekeza filimuyo mongoganizira Radio Silence ndi 2019 filimu yakuukira nyumba Wokonzeka kapena Osati: Gulu la heist lalembedwa ntchito ndi wokonza modabwitsa kuti abe mwana wamkazi wa munthu wamphamvu wapansi panthaka. Ayenera kulondera ballerina wazaka 12 kwa usiku umodzi kuti apeze dipo la $50 miliyoni. Pamene ogwidwawo akuyamba kucheperachepera mmodzimmodzi, amazindikira mowopsa kwambiri kuti atsekeredwa m’nyumba yakutali yopanda kamsungwana wamba.”

Radio chete akuti akusintha magiya kuchokera ku mantha kupita ku nthabwala mu projekiti yawo yotsatira. Tsiku lomalizira malipoti kuti timu ikhala ikuthandiza Andy Samberg nthabwala za maloboti.

Abigayeli ipezeka kubwereka kapena kukhala nayo pa digito kuyambira pa Meyi 7.

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Yay kapena Ayi: Zabwino ndi Zoyipa Zomwe Zili Zowopsa Sabata Ino

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Makanema Oopsa

Takulandilani ku Yay kapena Nay positi ya sabata iliyonse yofotokoza zomwe ndikuganiza kuti ndi nkhani zabwino komanso zoyipa mdera lowopsa lolembedwa m'magulu akuluma. 

Muvi:

Mike flanagan kukamba za kutsogolera mutu wotsatira mu Exorcist Trilogy. Izi zitha kutanthauza kuti adawona womaliza adazindikira kuti adatsala awiri ndipo ngati achita bwino ndikujambula nkhani. 

Muvi:

Kwa kulengeza filimu yatsopano yochokera ku IP Mickey vs Winnie. Ndizosangalatsa kuwerenga zomwe zimatengera anthu omwe sanawonepo filimuyi.

Ayi:

latsopano Maonekedwe a Imfa reboot imapeza Voterani. Sizoyenera kwenikweni - Gen-Z iyenera kupeza mtundu wosasinthika ngati mibadwo yakale kuti athe kukayikira zakufa kwawo monga momwe tonsefe tidachitira. 

Muvi:

Russell Crowe akuchita filimu ina yokhala ndi katundu. Iye mofulumira kukhala Nic Cage wina ponena inde aliyense script, kubweretsa matsenga kubwerera B-mafilimu, ndi ndalama zambiri VOD. 

Ayi:

Kuyika Khwangwala kubwerera ku zisudzo Chifukwa chake 30th chikumbutso. Kutulutsanso makanema apamwamba pa kanema kuti mukondwerere chochitika chachikulu ndikwabwino kwambiri, koma kuchita izi pomwe wotsogolera mufilimuyo adaphedwa pa seti chifukwa chonyalanyaza ndikulanditsa ndalama koyipa kwambiri. 

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Makanema Osakayikitsa Kwambiri Aulere / Zochita pa Tubi Sabata Ino

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Utumiki waulere wokhamukira Tubi ndi malo abwino kwambiri kuti musunthe ngati simukudziwa zomwe mungawone. Iwo sali othandizidwa kapena ogwirizana nawo ndiHorror. Komabe, timayamikira kwambiri laibulale yawo chifukwa ndi yolimba kwambiri ndipo ili ndi mafilimu owopsa ambiri osawoneka bwino kotero kuti simungapeze kulikonse kuthengo kupatula, ngati muli ndi mwayi, mu bokosi lonyowa la makatoni pa malonda a pabwalo. Kupatulapo Tubi, komwe mungapezeko Zowawa (1990), Spookies (1986), kapena Mphamvu (1984)

Timayang'ana kwambiri adasaka mitu yowopsa nsanja sabata ino, mwachiyembekezo, ikupulumutsirani nthawi pakufuna kwanu kupeza china chaulere choti muwone pa Tubi.

Chochititsa chidwi pamwamba pa mndandandawu ndi chimodzi mwazotsatira za polarizing zomwe zinapangidwapo, Ghostbusters yotsogoleredwa ndi akazi imayambanso kuchokera ku 2016. Mwinamwake owona awona zotsatila zaposachedwa Frozen Empire ndipo akufuna kudziwa za franchise anomaly iyi. Adzakhala okondwa kudziwa kuti sizoyipa monga momwe ena amaganizira ndipo ndizoseketsa kwenikweni.

Chifukwa chake yang'anani mndandanda womwe uli pansipa ndikutiuza ngati mukufuna aliyense wa iwo kumapeto kwa sabata ino.

1. Ghostbusters (2016)

Ghostbusters (2016)

Kuwukira kwadziko lina ku New York City kusonkhanitsa anthu okonda ma proton odzaza ndi ma proton, injiniya wa zida za nyukiliya komanso wogwira ntchito kunkhondo yapansi panthaka. Kuwukiridwa kwina kwa New York City kusonkhanitsa anthu okonda ma proton odzaza ndi ma proton, mainjiniya a nyukiliya ndi njira yapansi panthaka. wogwira ntchito kunkhondo.

2. Kukwapula

Gulu la nyama likachita zaukali pambuyo poti kuyesa kwa majini kwasokonekera, katswiri wa primatologist ayenera kupeza mankhwala kuti apewe ngozi yapadziko lonse.

3. Kuwononga Mdyerekezi Kunandipangitsa Kuti Ndizichita

Ofufuza a Paranormal Ed ndi Lorraine Warren adavumbulutsa chiwembu chamatsenga pamene akuthandiza wotsutsa kunena kuti chiwanda chinamukakamiza kupha.

4. Zowopsa 2

Ataukitsidwa ndi gulu loyipa, Art the Clown abwerera ku Miles County, komwe omwe adazunzidwa, mtsikana wachinyamata ndi mchimwene wake, akuyembekezera.

5. Osapuma

Gulu la achinyamata linathyola m'nyumba ya munthu wakhungu, poganiza kuti angochita zachiwembu koma adzalandira zochuluka kuposa zomwe adapangana kamodzi mkati.

6. Kulimbikitsa 2

Pakufufuza kwawo kochititsa mantha kwambiri, Lorraine ndi Ed Warren amathandizira mayi wosakwatiwa wa ana anayi m'nyumba yomwe ili ndi mizimu yoyipa.

7. Sewero la Ana (1988)

Wakupha wina yemwe watsala pang'ono kumwalira amagwiritsa ntchito voodoo kusamutsira moyo wake kukhala chidole cha Chucky chomwe chimafika m'manja mwa mnyamata yemwe angakhale wotsatira chidolecho.

8. Jeepers Creepers 2

Basi yawo ikagwa mumsewu wopanda anthu, gulu la othamanga akusekondale limapeza mdani yemwe sangamugonjetse ndipo sangapulumuke.

9. Jeepers Creepers

Atapeza zochititsa mantha m'chipinda chapansi pa tchalitchi chakale, abale ndi alongo awiri amadzipeza okha kukhala nyama yosankhidwa ya mphamvu yosatha.

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