Pali chiyanjano china chomwe chimabwera ndikakhala pagulu. Mumathera nthawi yochulukirapo limodzi - nthawi zambiri m'malo apamtima - ndi chiopsezo chapadera chomwe chimadza chifukwa chotseka moyo wanu kuti mumange nyimbo. Mumagwira ntchito limodzi, kusewera limodzi, kutuluka thukuta limodzi, ndipo kuchokera mchipwirikiti, banja laling'ono limapangidwa. 

Mukaponyedwa muchitsulo, gulu limayenera kumamatira limodzi. Zowopsa zazindikira izi, ndipo pali makanema ochepa omwe atenga zowonjezerazi ndikuponyera zonse zomwe ali nazo kwa omwe anali oyimba miyala. Kukula kwawo - ndi chitsulo chawo - zimayesedwa. Koma atatha zonse zomwe adakumana nazo, chifukwa cha magulu amenewa, chinthu chokha chomwe chingawaimitse ndi kufa kwakanthawi.

Izi zitha kupangidwa.

Thanthwe, amayi. 

Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987)

Chotsatira cha 1982 slasher cult classic chimawona kubadwanso thupi kwa wakupha, koma ndi zisankho zina zomwe ndizopambana kwambiri. Tsopano wachinyamata, Courtney - yemwe adapulumuka zomwe zidachitika mufilimu yoyamba - akuvutika ndi maloto obwerezabwereza a wakuphayo, yemwe wasinthanitsa zovala zake zachikopa ndikusinthana ndi gitala, woyenera kuwopseza Courtney ndi omwe adakwatirana nawo. Kodi ndidatchulapo a Courtney pagulu? Courtney ali mgulu. Akamagonana koyamba (waphunzira kanthu kuchokera makanema?), wakuphayo akuyitanidwa, ndipo chisokonezo chamagazi chimalamulira. 

Komabe, pali zisudzo zingapo zomwe zimagwirizana kwambiri pamutu wonse wa "rock n roll" womwe kanemayu akupitako. Ndizosangalatsa, ndi… kwambiri kutengeka bwino ndi A Nightmare pa Elm Street, ndipo ndimakanema ambiri a B-B (ndipo inde, B imayimiranso ma boobs. Awa anali ma 80, pambuyo pake). 

Amalume Peckerhead (2019)

Monga magulu ambiri, Duh akufuna tchuthi chawo chachikulu. Ali ndi mwayi wagolide ukubwera, koma galeta lawo loyera - galimoto yawo - litachotsedwa, amasiyidwa ndi mawilo anayi ndipo sapambana. Lowani Peckerhead, dazi lawo, zida zankhondo zokhala ndi zida zonyansa. Amawona imodzi mwazomwe zadumphira ku Duh ndikupereka kuti azinyamula anthu mozungulira m'galimoto yake, ngati wosewera wawo wosadziwika. Amavomereza monyinyirika, koma malingaliro amnzake atsopanowo amatsutsana atazindikira chinsinsi cha Peck - usiku uliwonse, pakati pausiku, amasandulika chiwanda ndikudya anthu. Bummer.

Amalume Peckerhead Amadzitama ndi magazi ochulukirapo, owerengeka, ndi nyimbo zina zodziwika bwino za gehena, ndi mawu opepuka omwe amamveka ovuta kwambiri nthawi yakwana. Osewerawo ndi angwiro okwanira; zotsogola ndizokongola kwambiri ndipo othandizira amathandizira kwathunthu kukhomerera ma caricature awo. Kanemayu - monga gulu lanzeru lomwe amatsatira - kinda sanatulukire ndipo anandisangalatsa. Ndikusakaniza koyenera kwa goofy komanso kwakukulu, osagwera kutali mbali imodzi. Zalembedwa ndikuwongoleredwa ndi a Matthew John Lawrence, yemwe tsopano ndi dzina lomwe ndikhala ndikuyang'anira. Mnyamata ameneyo amadziwa zomwe akuchita.

Zolemba (2020)

Sled Dog anali ndi hit single pansi pa lamba wawo, koma tsopano - theka la khumi pambuyo pake - udindo wawo wasintha kukhala chodabwitsa chimodzi. Poyesanso kulumikizanso ndi nyimbo zawo ndipo (mwachiyembekezo) atulutsa njira zingapo zatsopano, gululo limapita ku chipululu cha Canada ndi mabwato awiri, chiyembekezo chachikulu, ndi ma acid angapo. Koma china chake chiri kunja ndi iwo, ndipo mwina sangachichite chamoyo. 

Kuchokera kwa wolemba-director wa Mbali Yakuda Yakuda (Yankho loopsa ku India ku chinthu), Ma Archons ndi kanema wowopsa pang'ono yemwe amaphunzira gulu lina lamphamvu. Gulu ili limakhala lokhazikika, losokonekera, lokhumudwitsidwa pomwe malingaliro awuma komanso mikangano ndiyambiri. Ndipo inu mukukhulupirira izo; Josh Collins ngati Mitch, woyimba / bassist wawo, ali ndi mpweya wonyamula zovala womwe umawululira zambiri zakomwe gululi likupezeka. TNazi zina zodabwitsazi ndikukaikira kambiri, ngakhale ena mwa otchulidwa atha kukhala osakwanira.  

Bakuman (2015)

Sonkhanitsani gulu lililonse la osungulumwa omwe ali ndi malingaliro ofanana ndipo adzakhala mgulu linalake. Kwa gulu la mitu yachitsulo, mwachilengedwe, amapanga gulu. Ndikumva kukhala anthu achidaliro komanso olimba mtima, a Deathgasm (ganizirani za kanema ngati dzina lawo lodziwika bwino) amasonkhana atamaliza sukulu kuti aziimba zida zawo modzikweza. Monga momwe zingakhalire, pambuyo poti zinthu zasintha mwadzidzidzi, gululo limagwiritsa ntchito nyimbo zamapepala ndi mphamvu yoitanira ziwanda. Kuli bwino.

Nthabwala yowopsa iyi ku New Zealand ili ndi chitsulo chakuda, utoto wamtembo, komanso ndewu yankhondo yogonana. Eeh. Zoseweretsa zogonana. Ndizopambana. Ndizokwera kwambiri (ubwenzi!) Ndi zotsika (kusakhulupirika!) Mungayembekezere m'chiwonetsero chanu cha kupanduka kwachinyamata, Imfa ndikubowola, kuphulika kwa nkhwangwa kwa chitsulo choseketsa cha Kiwi. 

Malo Obiriwira (2015)

Ufulu Wosakhala ndi nthawi yovuta. Kutulutsa mpweya ndikusewera pagulu losautsa lokhumudwitsa lomwe limalandila ndalama zowonongera kwambiri, amafunitsitsa gig iliyonse yabwino. Chiwonetsero chatsopano chikabwera, alibe zina zambiri, chifukwa chake ma punks amalowa m'galimoto yawo ndipo posakhalitsa amapezeka mdzenje la Neo-Nazi. Pambuyo pa mlandu wowopsa wa "malo olakwika, nthawi yolakwika", gululi likumenyera miyoyo yawo ndi nsana wawo kukhoma. 

Yemwe anali ndi Anton Yelchin ngati bassist wa gululo ndi Patrick Stewart monga mtsogoleri wa banja ili la anthu achikopa, Malo Odyera inalembedwa ndikuwongoleredwa ndi Jeremy Saulnier, yemwe zokumana nazo zawo Kukula munthawi ya punk kunali kolimbikitsako kanemayo (ndimakomedwe akulu, achiwawa, zachidziwikire). Ndi kanema wozungulira yemwe amakhala ndi nkhawa yayikulu - kupsyinjika kwamphamvu - pomwe gululi limangofuna kupulumuka. Imatenga mphamvu komanso kukongoletsa kwa mawonekedwe a punk, komanso ubale wapabanja wamphamvu. Kuphatikiza apo, kanemayu ndiwosavuta mwakhama. 

 

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