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Nthawi 10 Zambiri za WTF zochokera "ThanksKilling"

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Zaka 9 zapitazo

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Mayamiko ali pa ife kamodzinso. Posakhalitsa, mabanja adzaunjikana matebulo kuti adye mbatata yosenda, gravy, komanso, turkey, kwinaku akuthokoza chifukwa cha madalitso ambiri a moyo wawo. Chinachake chowonjezera pamndandanda wa zomwe muyenera kuthokoza chaka chino ndipamene mubaya turkey ndi mphanda, sibaya mmbuyo. Zomwezo sizinganenedwe kwa anthu omwe adaphedwa mwatsoka ndi wakupha woyipa (wotchedwa Turkie) mu sewero la 2009 la Thanksgiving horror-comedy. Zikomo Kupha. Zomwe zimachitikira filimu yotereyi ndikukweza manja anu ndikunena WTF yabwino yakale. Nawa mphindi 10 za WTF zambiri kuchokera Zikomo Kupha. (SPOILERS, mtundu wa. Koma, ndikutanthauza, kodi owononga angakulepheretseni kuwonera kanema wonena za turkey wakupha?)

10. Kuwombera koyamba kwa filimuyi ndikuyandikira pafupi ndi nsonga ya mkazi wapaulendo. Tikuwona nsonga iyi chifukwa mwini wake akuthamanga ndi mantha m'nkhalango ndipo pamwamba pake pali ponseponse. Mwinamwake kunali kutentha patebulo la Thanksgiving? Woyenda pachifuwa amathamangitsidwa ndi Turkie, yemwe amayamika pachifuwa chake asanamudule.

9. Pamene ngwazi zathu, ophunzira aku koleji, Johnny, Kristen, Billy, Ali, ndi Darren, akumapita kunyumba kukakhala ndi nthawi yopuma ya Thanksgiving, Johnny akudandaula za kutha kwa ubale womwe ali nawo ndi abambo ake. Izi zimatsagana ndi kubwebweta kwa sepia-toned ku "zaka zonse zapitazo," pomwe Johnny akuwoneka ... chimodzimodzi momwe akuchitira pakali pano. Anthu ena samakalamba!

8. Galimoto yawo itawonongeka, Darren akupunthwa pa chikwangwani cholembedwa kuti Crawberg. Amazindikira kuti iyi ndi dzina la malo akale amwendamnjira kuyambira zaka zapitazo. Chizindikiro ichi chinakhalabe mumkhalidwe wabwino kwa zaka mazana onsewo, kumangokhala paudzu ngati membala wa gulu la filimu amachiyika pamenepo kapena chinachake. 7. Monga momwe Darren akufotokozera nthano ya Crawberg ndi temberero la Mmwenye wakale yemwe ankadziwa zamatsenga, sepia-toned flashback ina imapereka zithunzi. Komabe, nthawi ino ndi makanema. Kuwombera, bwanji?

6. Turkie woyipa akadzaukitsidwa m'masiku ano, zimachitika mosasamala pamene akukomedwa ndi galu.

5. Ponena za ntchito za thupi, pamene abambo a Kristen, Sheriff, sakondwera ndi kukoma kwa khofi yemwe mkazi wake adapanga ndikufunsa ngati adatayamo, amamubweretsera mphika wa khofi wodzaza poop kusonyeza kuti inde, ndithudi. iye anatero.

4. Pamene Turkie akuyenda mumsewu waukulu wakumidzi kuti akapeze ndi kupha ngwazi zathu, galimoto inayima. Dalaivala m'kati mwake amamuyendetsa ndikumupatsa mzere wakale wa "bulu, gasi, kapena udzu". Turkie akuti atenga bulu. Kenako dalaivala akuyamba kumasula lamba wake, kukonzekera kugona ndi Turkie. Mukudziwa, ngati kuti Turkey sanali TURKEY. 3. Ataphulitsa mutu wa munthu wolakwikayu ndi mfuti, Turkie akuthamangitsa galimoto ya bamboyo. Mukudziwa, ngati kuti Turkey sanali TURKEY.

2. Mmodzi mwa ngwazi zathu, Ali, amakonda kwambiri kugonana. Mnzake waposachedwa wamupangitsa kuti apendeke pamayendedwe agalu pomwe akuchita zamatsenga. Turkie anadzilowetsa ndikuyamba kupha munthuyo, kumuponyera pambali, ndikumaliza ntchitoyo. Ali sanazindikire kusintha, ngakhale ndi kondomu ya Turkie yaying'ono, yonunkhira bwino.

1. Turkie: Katswiri wodzibisa. Atadzilowetsa m'nyumba ya Sheriff ndikuphimba mlomo wake ndi mphuno yabodza komanso magalasi, Turkie akupha Sheriff ndikumudula nkhope. Apa sipamene nthawi ya WTF imayamba kuseweredwa, komabe. Ayi, izi zimabwera pamene ana otsala akufika kunyumba kwake, ndipo Turkie amavala nkhope ya Sherriff ndi chipewa kuti anyenge ana kuti aganize kuti Sheriff ali moyo komanso ali bwino-ndipo zimagwira ntchito. Kristen mpaka anagwada kuti amukumbatire. Kanema uyu. Kwa mphindi izi ndi zina zambiri za WTF, pangani Zikomo Kupha gawo lokoma la chakudya chanu cha tchuthi ichi cha Thanksgiving. Pakadali pano, onani ngolo pansipa. [youtube id=”nPlg9U5YbY4″ align=”center” mode=”normal” autoplay=”ayi”]

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