Tivomerezane, 2016 yakhala yovuta. Kwina ku North Pole, Santa Claus akuuza a Missus kuti abwera kunyumba koyambirira kwa nthawi ya Khrisimasi. Pakadali pano, kwinakwake ku Black Forest ku Germany, Krampus akuwala maunyolo ake ndikudula ma switch ena a birch. Iye adzawafuna iwo. Mbali zoyipa kwambiri zaumunthu zimawoneka ngati zikubweretsa mutu wawo woyipa chaka chino.

Tivomerezane kuti anti-Santa akhala otanganidwa chaka chino. Chifukwa chake, m'njira yoyenera ya iHorror (Mutha kuwona mndandanda wa chaka chatha Pano), nazi zosankhidwa zanga ku 2016 Krampus List.

Heather Bresch ndi Big Pharma

Chaka chatha, panali Pharma Bro. Mungaganize kuti malo ogwiritsira ntchito mankhwala komanso ma CEO a makampani opanga mankhwala angaphunzire. Koma ayi! Mitengo yamankhwala imapitilira kukwera popanda chifukwa china kupatula momwe angathere. Mboni Heather Bresch. Dzinalo limakhala lofanana ndi mtengo wamankhwala womwe ukugwedezeka koyambirira kwa chaka chino pomwe mtengo wa kampani yake EpiPen, wopopera mankhwala mwadzidzidzi kwa omwe ali ndi chifuwa chachikulu, idakwera kuchoka pa $ 100 iliyonse mpaka $ 600! Anthu onse anakwiya kwambiri pamene makolo amayesa kudziwa momwe angaperekere mankhwala a ana awo. Pachifukwa ichi chokha, mwina adapeza malo ake pamndandanda. Koma atayesa kufotokoza za kukwera mtengo ngati kukwera kwachilengedwe kumsika adalimbitsa. Ndi malasha ndikusintha kwa iwe chaka chino, Heather ndi ma Pharma Bros anu onse.

Boris Johnson

Ambiri ainu mukukanda mutu pompano. Ndiloleni ndikudziwitseni kwa a Boris Johnson, Secretary of State of UK for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs adavomereza pamsonkhano wa Brexit. Pulezidenti Obama atatulutsa mawu kwa anthu aku Britain kuwalimbikitsa kuti akhalebe ku EU, a Johnson, mu Trump modabwitsa monga otsanzira, adati mwina Purezidenti Obama anali ndi kusakonda "Ufumu waku Britain" chifukwa cholowa chake ku Kenya. Nkhani yayitali, ndikuchita kampeni komanso kulimbikitsa a Johnson, Brexit adadutsa ndipo aku Britain nthawi yomweyo adayamba kuwona zovuta zachuma komanso zachikhalidwe, koma panthawiyi kunali kochedwa kwambiri.

Mitch McConnell

Mtsogoleri Wamkulu wa Republican Senate komanso wamkulu, Senator Mitch McConnell waku Kentucky wasanduka nkhope ya senate wankhanza waku Republican wodzipereka kuthana ndi malingaliro a Purezidenti m'malo molamulira anthu. Anthu aku America mbali zonse ziwiri za njirayi adadabwitsidwa pomwe McConnell adalengeza koyambirira kwa chaka chino kuti salola kuti pakhale umboni wotsimikizira kuti Khothi Lalikulu lililonse lisankhidwe ndi Purezidenti Obama chifukwa a Obama anali mchaka chake chomaliza muudindo ndipo sakanatha kusankha osankhidwa nthawi imeneyo. Osadandaula kuti zakhala zikuchitika kangapo m'mbuyomu. Ndipotu, McConnell adanena kuti nthawi yabwino kwambiri pa moyo wake ndi tsiku lomwe adayang'ana Purezidenti m'maso ndikulumbira kuti Obama sadzasankhanso Woweruza watsopano. Kwa ambiri, Senator wakhala mwana wojambula wazandale pantchito zantchito. Amayimira chilichonse cholakwika m'dongosolo ndipo adapeza malo ake pamndandanda kangapo konse. Mwanjira ina, akuyenera kuyang'anira Krampusnacht uyu.

Mlembi James David Manning

M'busa James David Manning adadzipangira dzina. M'busa wa Atlah Worldwide Missionary Church ku Lenox Ave. ku Harlem watenga gawo labwino kwambiri muutumiki wake kulalikira za zoyipa zogonana amuna kapena akazi okhaokha. Zizindikiro kunja kwa tchalitchi chake zikusonyeza kuponyedwa miyala pakati pa anthu ogonana amuna kapena akazi okhaokha komanso kuchenjeza Purezidenti Obama kumasula "chiwanda chogonana amuna kapena akazi okhaokha" pagulu la anthu akuda ndikulangiza azimayi akuda kuti akhale tcheru chifukwa "ziwanda zoyera za amuna kapena akazi okhaokha" azibwera amuna akuda. Wakhala, mobwerezabwereza kuyambira koyambirira kwa chaka, adayesetsa kuti tchalitchi chake chitsegulidwe ndi ndalama zoposa $ 1 miliyoni zomwe wabweza ndipo tonse tikungoyembekezera kuti nsapato inayo igwetse. Chinthu chimodzi chikuwoneka kuti ndichotsimikizika, Manning ali pa Krampus List pazifukwa zambiri.

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

Debbie, Debbie, Debbie. Ndizovuta kulingalira, m'masiku ano, kuti wina angaganize kuti maimelo awo ndi umboni wabodza. Ndikutanthauza, pafupifupi zotsutsana ndi nthawi tsopano pamene WikiLeaks iponya maimelo atsopano. Ndipo komabe, a Debbie adalemba maimelo angapo akuwonetsa kukondera kwawo kwa Hillary Clinton pachimake cha Democratic Party. Izi sizingakhale zoyipa kupatula kuti amatsogolera a DNC panthawiyo ndipo maimelo adati DNC isankha Clinton mosatengera kuchuluka kwa mavoti a Bernie Sanders, kutchuka, komanso mwayi wopambana zisankho. Zinamuwonongetsa ntchito, komanso zidapangitsa kuti anthu ambiri asamakhulupirire Clinton pazisankho. Debbie akupeza malasha chaka chino komanso kuchezera kwa Anti-Claus.

Brock Turner

Aliyense amadziwa dzina ili, sichoncho? Brock Turner, wosambira waku Stanford yemwe adagwirira mkazi wopanda chidziwitso. Kuti awonjezere kunyoza kwa mayi wosauka yemwe amuphwanyidwa kwambiri, Turner adalandira miyezi isanu ndi umodzi yokha m'ndende chifukwa cha mlandu wake ndi Woweruza Aaron Persky. Turner adangokhala m'ndende miyezi itatu yokha. Kawirikawiri takhala tikuwona kusokonekera kwa chilungamo chotere komanso zonse chifukwa Persky adati Turner anali wachinyamata yemwe anali ndi moyo wake wonse patsogolo pake yemwe adalakwitsa. KULAKWITSA? Turner ndi Persky atha kuyembekezera kuchezeredwa ndi Krampus ndipo ndikuyembekeza kuti apereka chilungamo chenicheni.

Milo Yiannopoulos

Milo Yiannopoulos. Ndizovuta kulingalira za munthu wopanda pake pamndandandawu. Mtsogoleri wodziyimira payekha pagulu lazandale, Yiannopoulos ndiye mkonzi waukadaulo wa Breitbart News ndipo wapatsa dziko lapansi zifukwa zambiri zomunyozera. Chaka chino, adakwanitsa kutsika pomwe adatsogolera gulu la Twitter motsutsana ndi ochita masewera a Leslie Jones. Yiannopoulos anadyetsa chisokonezo pamene ma Tweets anayamba kusankhana mitundu komanso misogynist. A Jones adalimbana nawo malinga momwe angathere asanathawe malo ochezera a pa Intaneti ndipo pamapeto pake mkuntho udatha. Pambuyo pake, Yiannopoulos adaletsedwa ku Twitter kwamuyaya. Izi sizimamuchepetsa konse, komabe, akupitilizabe kufalitsa mtundu wake wankhanza wosankhana mitundu. Izi zimafunikira maulendo atatu kapena anayi ochokera ku Krampus.

Ann Coulter

Ndikutanthauza, kodi ndiyenera kufotokoza izi? Mkaziyu atha kukhala m'modzi mwamanyazi kwambiri padziko lapansi. Sindingaganize kuti aliyense akumuganizira kwambiri. Amatulutsa ululu woipa kwa aliyense amene sagwirizana naye, yemwe ndi aliyense. Nthawi zambiri amadzipangira "zowona" zake kuti athandizire pazokambirana zake. Ndipo posachedwapa ngati tsiku lachisankho, amatulutsa mavitamini ake osankhana mitundu pa Twitter pomwe adati ngati titha kuchepetsa dziwe lovotera anthu okhawo omwe ali ndi agogo anayi obadwira ku US, a Trump apambana chigumula cha boma 50. Palibe amene adamuwuza kuti zikutanthauza kuti Trump sakanatha kuvota, iyemwini, zinali zowona izi. Inde, Ann akuyendera ndipo sizikhala bwino.

Ma Country Music Association Mphotho

Chaka chino, ntchito yapadera idaperekedwa ku CMAs. Beyonce adalumikizana ndi a Dixie Chicks kuti ayimbire nyimbo yomwe idamenyedwa kale ya Destiny's Child "Daddy Study". Nyimboyi idalandiridwa bwino ndi makamuwo pomwe ambiri anali atavina kumapazi akuvina nambala yowimitsa. Gululo ndi mlendo wawo wapadera atamaliza kuwomba m'manja mwamphamvu, ambiri a ife tidatsimikiza kuti iyi inali mphindi yomwe idzakhale kosatha. Ndiye kuti, mpaka zithunzithunzi ndi zolemba zidakwera patsamba la CMA ndipo mafani adziko adayamba kutukwana komanso kunena zotsutsana ndi ochita masewerawa. M'malo moigwiritsa ntchito ngati mphindi yakulimbirana, komabe, ma CMA adachita zonse zotheka kuti achotse chithunzi chilichonse kapena kutchula za Beyonce patsamba lawo. Ndi 2016, sichoncho? Ndikuphatikiza kanema wa iye ndi a Dixie Chicks akuchita apa chifukwa anali komweko. Anali wowopsa. Ndipo magwiridwe ake anali odabwitsa. Sindikudziwa ngati anyamata azikhala limodzi ku Krampusnacht, koma ngati mungatero, mutha kutsika chifukwa chosapangitsa kuti Krampus akusakireni padera.

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Kwenikweni aliyense amene akuchita nawo Zisankho za 2016

Kuno ku maboma, tangodutsa zomwe zingakhale zochititsa manyazi kwambiri posankha zisankho. Tidawona zochitika ndikumva mawu omwe sitinawaganizirepo kuchokera kwa ofuna kukhala Purezidenti. Sindikutsimikiza kuti nditha kutchula aliyense kapena zifukwa zomwe amayembekezera Krampus pakhomo pawo Krampusnacht. Kumbali imodzi, tili ndi a Trump omwe adapanga kampeni yawo yokhudza kusankhana mitundu, malingaliro olakwika, komanso malingaliro olimbana ndi anzawo, kenako nkumaima osachita kanthu ngati kuti omutsatira ake omwe adachita izi sanachite naye kanthu. Amawoneka kuti sangathe kutenga chilichonse pazomwe adachita. Amasankha wachiwiri kwa wotsatila pulezidenti yemwe wagwira ntchito yake yonse m'boma akuchita zonse zomwe angathe kuti asalandire ufulu ku LGBTQ + Community. Kumbali inayi, tili ndi a Hillary Clinton omwe ngakhale ali oyenerera kwathunthu sangathawe kunyalanyaza, zenizeni kapena kuyerekezera, kuchokera maimelo kupita kwa akatswiri opanga ziwembu ofuna kutitsimikizira kuti aliyense amene angamutsutse amwalira.

Tawona atolankhani akunena kuti mabodza onse ndiwowona. Tawona anthu akunyozedwa ndikuwona kusekereza kumeneku kumakhala koipa kwambiri pomwe ziwonetsero zidasanduka zipolowe.

Tidawona zoyipa kwambiri zaanthu pomwe timayandikira Super Lachiwiri, ndipo dziko lapansi linaseka ndipo msika wogulitsa udatsika pomwe mavoti adatsekedwa ndipo Clinton adakakamizidwa kuvomera a Trump. Sitinaphunzirepo kalikonse pazolakwitsa za Britain ndi Brexit. Gahena, sitinaphunzirepo kanthu ku Ufumu wa Roma.

Pamaso pazotsatira, ziwonetsero zidachitika mdziko lonselo komanso zochitika za tsankho komanso kusankhana padenga. Tsogolo lathu ndilopanda chiyembekezo kuposa kale lonse.