Ganizilani zimene munali kucita pamene munali wamng’ono. Inali nthawi ya lamba wosafunikira ndi leotards, kanema wa beta, ma jelly flats, ndi anthu opotoka mumakampani opanga mafilimu akuyesera kutipsereza ndi chiwopsezo chachikulu cha David Bowie- Zikomo chifukwa chaziyembekezo zosatsimikizika Jareth. Ngati mungaganizire za makanema athu okondedwa kuyambira paunyamata, panali zoyipa zakuda komanso zopotoka zomwe zikuchitika pamenepo.

 

Tsopano, khulupirirani, ndinakulira m’banja lovuta mmene ankandionera mafilimu oopsa ndili wamng’ono. Zinali khalani pansi, khalani chete ndikuyang'ana Dream Master. O, ndipo nayi Ecto Cooler ngati mumva ludzu. Chodabwitsa ndi ichi ndi ichi: Freddy Krueger SINANDIKUCHITA mantha ndili mwana. Kunena zowona, ndimaganiza kuti bamboyo anali mpumulo wamatsenga, ngakhale m'mafilimu oyambirira. Komabe, nthawi zina ndinkakhala pa wotchi yotchedwa kusangalatsa banja, Ndinamaliza kungokhala ndikulingalira "Ok, nanga bwanji ndipo ndichifukwa chiyani ndikupeza skeevies izi?"  Makanema oyambilira aja kwa ife anali mafuta owopsa, ndipo chifukwa tonse timakonda kupitiriza ubwana wathu, tiyeni tiwone m'munsimu izi. WOSANKHIDWA mndandanda wamaloto owopsa.

 

 

Mfiti

 

Chabwino, tiyeni tikambirane za mwala wopotoka wa 1990 uwu. Anjelica Huston adandiwopsyeza bwino ndili mwana ngati Mfiti ya Grand High. Ndikutanthauza, momwe amawonekera yekha zinali zowoneka bwino kwambiri - bravo Jim Henson. The Witches adasinthidwa kuchokera m'buku la Roald Dahl la dzina lomwelo, ndipo ndikofunikira apa kuti afotokoze mabuku ake onse nthawi zonse amakhala m'malire pa zomwe zimakwawa. Nkhani ya mtundu wa mfiti omwe amatanthauza kuthetsa ana ang'onoang'ono onyansa mwa kuwasandutsa mbewa zonse ndi chokoleti chojambulidwa, ndithudi zinandipangitsa kuti ndiganizire kawiri za bar Hersheys. Zili bwanji zimenezo kwa chibwana.

 

 

Bakuman

 

 

Tim Curry ndiwosangalatsa kwambiri ndipo amadzilowetsa yekha mu gawo lililonse- kuphatikiza Mdima. Zachidziwikire kuti tili ndi ma unicorns, Tom Cruise wokhala ndi maloko okoma, abwino… ndiye munthu uyu. Fucken gehena. Kanemayo, motsogozedwa ndi Ridley Scott, ndi maloto ongopeka poyamba koma amada mwachangu. Ngakhale zili choncho, mumapatsa munthu wotchuka chifukwa cha alendo akutuluka pachifuwa chongopeka cha banja chomwe ali nacho; Izi ndi zotsatira. Kalambulabwalo wa Pennywise mwina? Curry imasewera bwino kwambiri.

 

 

Crystal Wakuda

 

Mbalame zamulunguzi ndiye vuto lenileni la kukhalapo kwanga. Jim Henson atachoka ku Muppets wake woyipa, adapita kumalo osiyana kwambiri ndi zomwe zimawavuta. Sindikugogoda zonse, ndimakonda makanema onsewa. The Dark Crystal ndi chimodzimodzi. DAK ndi kusakhazikika. Makamaka kwa mwana wazaka zinayi yemwe amawonera gulu la zigawenga za Skeksis, monga amatchulidwira, likung'amba m'modzi mwa iwo mwankhanza. Zikomo chifukwa chogulitsira nyama zosagona.

 

 

Chinsinsi Cha Nimh

 

 

O inde, ngakhale makanema ojambula amatha kukhala tanki yonse yamafuta oyipa. Wokonda nyama monga ine, akhoza kupeza filimuyi ili yosokoneza kwambiri. Kupatula pazithunzi zonse zakuda, nkhani yoyambira ya NIMH ndiyoyipa yokha yokha. Kukhudza nkhani yeniyeni yoyezetsa nyama, makoswe ndi mbewa anatengedwa kupita ku ma lab a NIMH ndipo anabayidwa ndi singano zodzaza ndi fuck amadziwa chiyani. Chimodzi mwa zoyeserazi chinapangitsa kuti akhale ndi nzeru zapamwamba komanso kuthawa kwawo, zomwe zimatifikitsa munkhani ina yowopsya yokhudzana ndi zolimbana ndi chikondi, kusakhulupirika ndi mphamvu zomaliza. Kanema wa Epic, koma ndimaganiza kawiri kuti ndiwonetse kwa mwana wachichepere.

 

 

Chizindikiro

O Yareti, momwe ndimakondera nkhanza zako! Popeza ndinali wamkulu, nthaŵi zambiri ndinkalakalaka azing’ono anga atasowa. Mfumu ya Goblin, yopatsa Sarah chikhumbo chake choti mng'ono wake atengedwe ndi ma goblins adawonekera, zomwe zidadabwitsa - komanso kukhumudwa ndi heroine wathu. Popewa kununkha kwamuyaya, zolengedwa zachilendo ndi chithumwa cha Yareti m'njira yonseyi, Sara akukonzekera kupulumutsa mchimwene wake wakhanda. Imeneyi imadutsa malire ndi zinthu zokwawa m'malo mokuwopsyezani ndi mafilimu opotoka komanso machitidwe a Bowie amphamvu, palibe wolamulira wolanda ng'ombe ndi amene sadzaiwalika posachedwa.

 

 

Kubwerera ku Oz

 

 

Hade yoyera, ndiyambira pati ngakhale chuma chaching'ono ichi. Mitu yoyandama, yofuula, wamtali mapazi khumi akuyenda Jack O Lantern, mfiti yopanda mutu yomwe ingatenge yanu, Mfumu ya Gnome, komanso- The Wheelers. Ngati munatengapo buku lililonse loyambirira la OZ, sali kutali kwambiri ndi izi- Kupanga izi mwina ndizomwe zimamveka bwino ku nkhani zodziwika bwino za Frank L. Baum. Mkati mwa mphindi 15 zoyambirira, Dorothy amakokedwa kupita kuchipinda cha anthu odwala matenda amisala kuti akalandire chithandizo chodzidzimutsa. O, Mkango wolankhula uwo ndi chiyani? Tabwerani Dorothy, tiyeni tikwere. Izo zidzakuphunzitsani inu kulankhula za dziko longopeka kwa akuluakulu.

 

 

Clash Of The Titans (1981)

 

 

Mwina uyu ndi kutambasula pang'ono mu ufumu wa  mafilimu a ana, koma kuwona Medusa muzowopsa zapadera zomwe zimayambira Titans, ndinachita mantha kwambiri ndili mwana. Komabe, ngakhale kuti nthawi zina zimakhala zovuta, filimuyi imakhala ngati yowopsya. Ndikutanthauza kungoyang'ana zinkhanira ndi Kraken - Zoyeserera.

 

 

Tsopano popeza tadutsa mumsewu wokumbukira zoopsa, kodi panali filimu ina ya ana yomwe inadutsa malo anu otonthoza ndi inu ngati mwana? Tiuzeni pansipa! Tsopano ngati mungandikhululukire, ndagunda movutikira ndipo ndikufunika kukumbatira Bowie m'moyo wanga.

 

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