Anthu okhumudwa nthawi zambiri amakhala ndi zovuta zawo, koma amatha kumalo ena achilendo - sukulu yankhondo, TV yeniyeni, Manhattan… Koma nthawi zina, amapita kwinakwake kunja kwa dziko lino. Ndichoncho, oyipa mlengalenga! Ndizabwino bwanji.

Tiyeni tiwone makanema 5 pomwe woipa wokondedwa wapita pakati.

Dracula 3000

Kanemayu yemwe adaseweredwa ndi TV ya Casper Van Dien ndi Tommy “Tiny” Lister ali ndi mayina ena a Bram Stoker Dracula - Chililabombwe Van Helsing ndi Mina. Koma ya kanema wotchedwa Dracula 3000, mungadabwe kumva kuti mzukwa womwe uli m'bodi ulidi… Werengani Orlock? Dikirani, sizingakhale zolondola…

Ogwira ntchito a Captain Van Helsing apeza sitima yomwe yasiyidwa yomwe ili - pazifukwa zina zopanda umulungu - yodzaza mabokosi. Zachidziwikire, chimodzi mwazomwe zimachitika kuti chikhala ndi vampire. Ndizofanana ndi mtundu wa Bram Stoker pomwe Dracula amabwera ku England m'bokosi lake pa sitima "yosiyidwa" (wowononga: adapha ogwira ntchitoyo). Kupatula zomwe zalembedwazo, palibenso njira ina yolumikizirana ndi Dracula yemwe. Koma Dracula 3000 ndi dzina la snappier kuposa "Vampires mu Space".

Kanemayo akuwoneka kuti akusangalala kwambiri ndi mutu wa sci-fi (kuphatikiza "mafashoni amtsogolo", aka, mathalauza achikopa). Olemba amakhazikitsa njira ya "Kessel run system" ndi lamulo la Captain kuti "apange choncho". Ziri ngati zokongola kwambiri. Ndipo ngati mukufuna kuwona Coolio ngati vampire, chabwino, musayang'anenso kwina.

Komabe, njira yokhayo yothetsera vampire ndi kuphulitsa sitimayo. Mapeto ake ndi: kwathunthu kwathunthu mwadzidzidzi. Ndinayenera kubwerera mmbuyo katatu chifukwa ndinali wotsimikiza kuti idadumpha. Koma ayi. Ndi momwe zimathera.

Jason X

Poyamba, tingavomereze kuti David Cronenberg apanga pulogalamu yobwera kuno? Chabwino zikomo.

Timatsegula ndiulendo wosamalira kudzera m'maenje amoto a Gahena Zobisika za Jason. Ndi njira yokongola kuvomereza kanema wakale, Jason Amapita Ku Gahena, komanso nyalanyazani kwathunthu. Chifukwa ma franchise oopsa amakhala abwino kwambiri pomwe wolemba akuti "Shhh, osadandaula nazo".

Jason Voorhees - wozizira kwambiri mu cryogenic pod kumayambiriro kwa zaka za zana la 21 - adapezeka mchaka cha 2455 ndipo adakwera Grendel, sitima yodzaza ndi achinyamata ophunzira ozunzidwa mtsogolo. Chifukwa mwachilengedwe mukapeza bambo wovala chimpeni wokhala ndi chikwanje mumkhanda wama cryogenic pafupi ndi thupi la mkazi wobayidwa, mumawabweretsa ndikuwatsitsimutsa. Zedi.

Lolani kupha anthu kuyamba!

Jason X ndizosangalatsa mopusa ndi nthawi yambiri yolimbana ndi Jason. Ndiyeneranso kuzindikira kuti uku ndikumaliza komaliza kwa Kane Hodder monga Jason. Ndi zosangalatsa zabwino zokha, ndipo sizovuta kwenikweni. Chifukwa siziyenera kutero. Ndi Jason mlengalenga, dammit.

Leprechaun 4: Mu Space

Tsopano, ndatero tinakambirana kale za kanema, koma izi zikubwereza. Leprechaun akuphulika kwathunthu kuchokera kwa bambo wamwamuna! Sindingathe kuzisiya. Imeneyi ndi njira yodabwitsanso (pun!) Yoti munthuyo akwere mumlengalenga.

Cholinga chokhala ndi Leprechaun pa chombo ndikuti akufuna kukwatiwa ndi mfumukazi yachilendo yopulumutsidwa kuti ikakhale mafumu. Sindikudziwa kuti adayamba bwanji kudziko lachilendo, koma ndikutsimikiza kuti chenjezo la Leprechaun makanema ndikuti simungathe kuwafunsa.

Mulimonsemo, akupitilizabe kuyambitsa mavuto ena ndi ziphuphu - monga momwe amachitira - ndipo chiwerengerocho chimakwera. Ndipo ndichifukwa chake tonse tili pano, sichoncho?

Otsutsa 4

Pomwe a Critters sachokera kudziko lathu lapansi, iyi ndiye kanema woyamba mu chilolezo chomwe chimachitapo kanthu kubwerera kwawo. Malo. Malire omaliza.

Charlie McFadden - yemwe mungakumbukire kuchokera mufilimu ina iliyonse ya Critters - wabwerera ngati mlenje wololera. Amatsata mazira awiri a Critter ndipo ali pafupi kuchita zinthu zake mnzake waku Ug atawonekera - kudzera pa hologram - ndikumuchenjeza kuti sangathe kuwononga mazirawo. Ndiwo otsutsa awiri omaliza omwe adalipo ndipo kuwawononga ndikotsutsana ndi malamulo amachitidwe chifukwa izi zitha kuwonongeratu. Zikuwoneka zachilungamo.

Amaika mazira mu chikwama chowotetezera ndipo mwangozi amatsekedwa mkati. The nyemba ndi anapezerapo mu mlengalenga - pamodzi ndi Charlie - ndipo anatola ndi sitima kupulumutsa mu chaka 2045. Ndiye m'mene iwo kubwerera mu danga. Mtsogolomu! Chifukwa sichosangalatsa ngati sichinakhazikitsidwe mtsogolo.

Mwachilengedwe, mazira amaswa, a Critters amathawa, amaswana gulu lonse, ndipo amenya gulu. Monga Leprechaun 4, Otsutsa 4 chiwembu chachilendo. Okondedwa anga, phunzirani kuchokera Jason X - Wophunzira kupha mwazi wamba ndikwabwino.

Kunena zowona, chinthu chonsecho chikakulungidwa chifukwa chododometsedwa ndi chinyengo, choncho…

Hellraiser: Mwazi wamagazi

Kutsiriza mndandanda ndi gawo lina lachinayi la chilolezo chomwe chimachitika mlengalenga, tili nazo Hellraiser: Mwazi wamagazi. Tsopano, kumbukirani kuti timangowona Pinhead ikubweretsa mavuto pakati pa, ngati, mphindi 30 zomaliza za kanema wowawa. Zina zonse ndizoyambirira.

Koma pali njira yamisala! Pinhead kwenikweni ili mlengalenga pazifukwa zomwe zimafotokozedwa mosamalitsa kudzera mufilimu yonseyo. Pali mbiri yakale, apa.

Katswiri wina amadzitsekera m'chipinda chamkati, koma mwamantha, avomera kufotokoza chifukwa chake. Mwachiwonekere, iye ndi kholo la opanga ma toymaker omwe adapanga Lament Configuration. Manyazi osatha. Katswiriyu akufuna kutchera Cenobites kamodzi kokha, kuwawononga komanso njira yolowera ku Gahena.

Ndikukonzekera kwathunthu kwamphindi 30 zamagazi zamantha. Koma! Timaphunzira zambiri za gulu lonselo panthawiyi. Chifukwa chake, makanema onse ndi prequel komanso yotsatira. Ndiwo ena The Godfather Gawo II zoyipa. Koma ndi ma Cenobite ambiri.

 

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