Khrisimasi ilidi ndi makanema ambiri owopsa tchuthi omwe mungasankhe, koposa Halloween. Muli ndi odziwika bwino, monga Usiku Wamtendere, Usiku Wakupha mndandanda ndipo Gremlins, nkhani zina zakuda komanso zopanda tanthauzo ngati Choipa Cha Khrisimasi kapena china chaposachedwa komanso choseketsa monga Kupha kwa Santa. Koma palibe amene amalankhulapo za iye kapena amene amafuna kuti aganizire za iye Elves, kanema wonena za mzimayi yemwe wapeza kuti ndi gawo la zoyipa (zotsutsana ndi zabwino) zoyeserera za Nazi zomwe zimakhudzana ndikuswana mosamalitsa ndikuitanitsa ma elves poyesera kupanga gulu la anthu opambana, kotero amalumikizana ndi mabwenzi ena ndi dipatimenti yopandukira sungani Santa kuti awagwire! Um… chiyani !? Zowopsa, izi zimamveka ngati mtundu wamafani omwe amakuzunza amatha kupenga. Izi zili ndi zonse zomwe zikumveka kuti ndi kanema wamisala wopambana kwambiri, nanga adalakwitsa kuti?

Mwanjira ina, sanatero. Simuyenera kuyembekeza kuti kanema ngati uyu ndi chojambula china chochititsa mantha. Ndikutanthauza, nkhaniyi ndi ya elf wa Nazi. Sitikupanga ndendende fayilo ya Mndandanda wa Schindler ya makanema owopsa apa. Ndisanapite patali, tiyeni tiwone bwino.

Magazi okhetsedwa pazifukwa zopatulika akuwoneka kuti ndiye muzu wamavuto onse, amirite? Mnyamata wachinyamata Kristen amadula dzanja lake pamiyambo yachikunja yolimbana ndi Khrisimasi ndi abwenzi ake Brooke ndi Amy. Kodi simukudziwa, magazi omwe akhetsedwa amadzutsa zomwe zimatchedwa patsamba la Wiki la filimu (inde, ili ndi imodzi) "gulu lakale la ziwanda la Khrisimasi." Popanda chabwino kuchita, pokhala elf woyipa ndi ena onse, zimayamba kutsatira Kristen kwinaku akupita kukagwira ntchito kudikirira kumsika wakomweko. Apa ndipomwe elf amapha malo ogulitsa Santa kuti kanemayo adziwitse ngwazi yeniyeni ya kanemayo, Mike McGavin yemwe adasewera ndi Dan Haggerty… mukudziwa, Grizzly FREAKIN 'Adams! Mike ndi wofufuza yemwe wasamba chidakwa yemwe wachotsedwa kumene m'galimoto yake, chifukwa chake mukudziwa kuti khalidweli lapsa ndi mitundu yonse yaubwino. Pokhala opanda pokhala tsopano, a Dan amabwera kumsika nthawi yotseka ndikumva Kristen ndi abwenzi ake omwe akuyembekezera zibwenzi zawo kuti azichita phwando usiku wonse.

Dikirani chachiwiri; gulu la atsikana limazembera kumsika usiku kuti likachite phwando ndi zibwenzi zawo, osadziwa zoipa zomwe zikuyembekezera? Zikumveka moyipa mofanana Malo Osewereraeya? Pepani, palibe maloboti opha apa. Elf wakupha basi. Osati Elves. Chimodzi.

Ndipamene gulu la Anazi limawonekera ndikuwulula chinsinsi cha Kristen ndi zomwe akufuna kuchita naye, kuti mpikisano wamtunduwu ubwezeretsedwe ndikulanda dziko lapansi. Kristen amalumikizana ndi Mike, mchimwene wake wopotozedwa modabwitsa (yemwe amamusuzumira ali kusamba ... lolani izi zilowe), ndi agogo ake, aphunzira chinsinsi cha zakale ndipo amaletsa dongosolo la Nazi ndi elf kamodzi , Ndi mathero omwe amapanga Leprechaun osawoneka bwino poyerekeza! Ndi nthano yachikale, yachikhalidwe cha Khrisimasi yomwe imakupangitsani kukhala otentha komanso opanda chidwi mkati mwa tchuthi. Komabe, ndimatha kukhala pano ndikujambula kanema yemwe amatchedwa Elves ili ndi elf imodzi yokha, koma ndikuganiza pali zambiri zoti nitpick apa, chifukwa chake tiyeni tichite izi.

Pambuyo pa zonsezi, simukadatha kuwona izi? Ndi kanema yomwe ilibe imodzi mwakanema wowopsa / wowonetsa… ayi, amayesa kukwana pafupifupi onse ali muno! Zili ngati kuti anali ndi malingaliro ochulukirapo ndikuyesera kudzipanikiza, koma zimagwira ntchito. Muli ndi Nazi zoyipa, chiwanda chakale chikuyitanidwa, wapolisi yemwe anali ataledzera adatembenukira kumsika Santa ndi msungwana yemwe anali ndi chinsinsi chakale kuti asiye zonsezi. Makanema ambiri amatha, koma Elves amatha kusunga zonse pamodzi. Palibe nthawi iliyonse yomwe imamva kuti yotupa kapena ngati zochuluka zikuchitika. Ndikudziwa, zodabwitsa, sichoncho?

Ndakhala ndikulankhula zambiri za elf iyi, ndiye akuwoneka bwanji? Kukhala kanema kuchokera 1989, imawoneka bwino… kwa mphindi zochepa zoyambirira mukamuwona, ndiye mumayamba kuzindikira momwe zimawonekera zotsika mtengo, mumayamba kufananiza ndi zolengedwa za Zowonjezera. Pamene sitikuwona mikono ya elf kapena whatnot kudzera mu POV ndipo mukuwona nkhope yake, mudzaseka chifukwa cha mawonekedwe ake omwe akuwoneka ngati akumangiririka omwe akuwoneka kuti akupumula kosatha. Ndi kanema wotsika kwambiri, chifukwa chake muyenera kuyembekezera tchizi, zomwe kanemayo adakhwima. Chilichonse mufilimuyi ndichachikulu komanso chopusa, zomwe ndikutsimikiza kuti mwapeza powerenga izi. Masewero ndiokokomeza koyenera komwe mungayembekezere kuchokera mu kanema wonga uwu, ngati kuti ochita sewerowo amadziwa mtundu wa filimu yomwe akupanga ndikuganiza, "E, atha kutuluka!" Kristen amasewera bwino, koma ena onse akuwoneka kuti akupita pamwamba kapena kuyimba foni, monga agogo ake aamuna amasewera zolakwika zambiri. Atsikana awiri omwe amasewera anzawo sanachitenso zomwe zikhala zomveka mukawona izi. Chimodzi mwazomwe ndimakonda kwambiri ndi amayi a Kristen mosaganizira mosaganizira komanso mwankhanza. Wochita seweroli amatenga gawo ngati akusewera ndi Bond yemwe ndimamuyembekezera kuti akhale m'gulu la Nazi yoyipa. Kuyimitsa keke ndi a Dan Haggerty, yemwe amasewera bwino kwambiri momwe mungayembekezere Grizzly Adams akusewera malo ogulitsira omwe Santa atha. Amaika zonse zomwe ali nazo pantchitoyi, monga momwe amaganizira kuti kuchita bwino kwake. Ntchito yake ndikuti afotokozere zoonekeratu kuti muwone kupusa kwake, koma zimangopangitsa kuti kanemayu akhale wosangalatsa kwambiri. Zomwe ndimadana nazo izi, ndi filimu yomwe 'ndiyabwino kwambiri'. Uwu ndiye mtundu wa kanema womwe ulibe ngakhale chithunzi chojambulidwa patsamba lake la IMDB, ngati amanyazi.

Pali mwayi wocheperako pamoyo womwe ungapeze kuti ungathe kunena, "Ndidawona kanema yemwe Grizzly Adams amavala ngati Santa Claus ndikumenya nkhondo ndi gulu loyipa lakale la Nazi." Mpata uwu ukachitika, ndikukulimbikitsani kuti muutenge. Pakadali pano, zomvetsa chisoni kuti kanemayo sakupezeka pa DVD ndipo VHS imapita pafupifupi $ 10, koma mutha kuwonera kanemayo mukanema pansipa. Khrisimasi yabwino, ndikukuwonetsani malo amodzi ochititsa chidwi kwambiri koma ochititsa chidwi kwambiri omwe kanema akuyenera kukupatsani.

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