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Zowopsa Zoyiwalika Tchuthi: Kunyumba Kwabwino Panyumba

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Zaka 9 zapitazo

November 15, 2014

Tchulani holide, pali kanema wowopsa wazomwezo. Ngakhale tchuthi chosayamikirika monga Tsiku la Opusa la Epulo ndi Tsiku la Amayi ali ndi makanema. Lachisanu pa 13, ngakhale sichiri tchuthi, koma timakondwerera motero, ili ndi imodzi mwazinthu zopindulitsa kwambiri komanso zodziwika bwino zozungulira. Khrisimasi ndiyosavuta, komanso tsiku lomwe lili ndi anthu ambiri odziwika bwino. Nanga bwanji Kuperekamathokozo? Zikuwoneka kuti chinthu choyandikira kwambiri chomwe tinali nacho chinali choseketsa cha Eli Roth Gulani, chiyamiko. Eli Roth amalankhula zakupanga kukhala kokwanira nthawi ndi nthawi, koma ndani akudziwa ngati zidzawonekere (wolemba Chris Crum adangolemba chidutswa chabwino kwambiri dzulo, kotero fufuzani). Inde, palinso Kupereka zikomo ndi Kuthokoza 3, koma nanga bwanji kanema wowopsa weniweni yemwe adakhazikitsidwa patsiku lomwe timakumana pamodzi monga banja ndikudya chakudya chochuluka?

Tikutero, mu 1981 panali kanema wowopsa ku Thanksgiving… ngakhale ili pafupi tchuthi. Sindiwo mutu wankhani, komanso sizimakhala ngati kanema wakutchuthi, zimangochitika patsikuli. Zitha kuchitikanso tsiku lina lililonse, koma amayesetsa, ngakhale atangopeza ndalama zapa tchuthi. Mukudziwa, kwakukulukulu. Kanemayo sadziwika kwenikweni kuti ndi "wabwino" kapena chilichonse. Zili choncho, komabe, nyenyezi Jake Steinfeld, yemwe anali wodziwika bwino muwonetsero wa 1990 Big Brother Jake! Chabwino, kotero sikunali kugunda, koma nditha kuwona kapena sindinakhalepo. Jake analinso ndi pulogalamu yamasewera olimbitsa thupi yotchedwa Thupi la Jake ndipo anali woyambitsa kampani yotchedwa Kanjita, pulogalamu yolimbitsa thupi komanso kuwonda. Mwina imeneyo ikanakhala ndi kanema wabwinoko; Jake akupitirizabe kupha pulogalamu yake ya TV. Mnyamatayo akugwirabe ntchito, chifukwa chake ali ndi mamangidwe abwino a slasher yanu, ndikupangitsa kuti akhale gawo labwino kwa iye.

Ee, mwina ayi.

Pali chifukwa chomwe kanayiwalika. Kupatula kuti sizabwino kwambiri, zomwe Jake amachita ndizoseketsa, ngakhale nthawi zina ndizomwe timayang'ana ngakhale sizinali zolinga za opanga mafilimu. Amagwiritsa ntchito kachilombo ka kanema kameneka kamangoyang'ana ndikuseka ngati wamisala (yemwe amasewera, ndiye ndikuganiza kuti wachita bwino) ndipo palinso mwana uyu wovala ngati mime, utoto wakumaso ndi zonse, ali ndi gitala komanso womangirizidwa nsana wake. Kodi wina angandiuze chomwe cholinga chokhala ndi munthu ngati uyu chinali? Ndikulingalira kuti anali spoof wamtundu wamakhalidwe omwe Neddy anali nawo Friday ndi 13th, koma amakonda kundiyimitsira chiwonetserochi, chifukwa sindingatenge chithunzi ngati ichi mozama. Ndiyenera ndiyime kaye ndi kukanda mutu wanga, ndikudabwa zomwe akuganiza. Ndani akuyenera kumvetsetsa za munthuyu? Gulu lankhondo la KISS? Othandizira azithunzithunzi akuyenera kuwonetsa umunthu wa munthu yemwe timamudziwa kuti awapatse mwayi, koma izi… ndi chiyani ichi? Ndikuganiza motere kwambiri. Zina sizoyeneranso kuzitchula, chifukwa ndiomwe amalemba masheya. Zowonadi, penyani chilichonse chomwe chikuchepa ndipo akupita, nawonso ali mufilimuyi. Osanena kuti zisudzo zawo zinali zopanda pake kapena chilichonse, koma sikokwanira kupulumutsa filimuyo.

Gorehounds adzayenera kuyang'ana kwina, popeza mulibe magazi ambiri ndi matumbo. Kunena zowona, zotsatirapo zake sizichitika bwino, palibe cholemba. Nkhaniyi ndiyabwino kwambiri ndipo imangowoneka ngati ndalama mwachangu pa slasher boom, ndiye muyenera kudabwa; Kodi kanemayu adapangidwira ndani? Kalelo, kupanga slasher kunali ngati ndalama zosindikiza. Simungataye, koma iyi ndi imodzi mwamakanema omwe adangotsogolera pakuwonjezera kwa mtunduwo.

Ndiye ndimanena chiyani za chiwembucho? Ndi stale? Chabwino, ndiyimitseni ngati mwamva izi; Wamisala amathawa kuchipatala chamisala, amaba ngolo ndikukwerera kwawo kuti akaphe anthu patchuthi chodziwika bwino.

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Mulimonsemo, ngati muli olimba mtima mokwanira kapena mumakonda kutaya ndalama, mutha kuitanitsa Amazon pamtengo wokwera mtengo kwambiri ndikudziwa kwanga, ndi kung'ung'udza kwa VHS osati ngakhale kwakukulu.

Kapenanso mutha kuwona kanema wonse muvidiyo ili pansipa. Ndikofunika wotchi imodzi kuti muwone Jake Steinfeld akuchita ngati wamisala wopusa.

Wodwala wamisala yemwe wathawa amaba ngolo ndi kupita ku chikondwerero cha Thanksgiving cha Bradleys, komwe akukonzekera kuwapangitsa kukhala osathokoza pang'ono ...

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