Ndi nthawi ya chaka ija… kachiwirinso. Sindine wokonda kwambiri nyengo yatchuthi. Ndagwira ntchito patchuthi chochulukirapo kuti ndisangalale nazo. Ndikongoletseni. Kwa iwo omwe mumandikonda, mutha kuchepetsa ululu wakale wachisangalalo ndi makanema owopsa a Yule-funde. Pali ziwiri makamaka zomwe ndikuzikamba lero: Krampus (2015) ndi Nkhani Yowopsya ya Khirisimasi (2015).

Krampus (chilombo chopeka, osati kanema) chakhala chikukula kutchuka kwa zaka zambiri.

Pali zikondwerero za Krampus, zovala, ndipo tsopano makanema komwe kunalibe zaka zingapo zapitazo. Krampus ndi wotsutsana ndi Santa. Ndi mdierekezi paphewa la Santa, pamenepo kuti alange anthu oyipa ndikuwatengera iwo mudengu, kumenyedwa kapena kutayika kwathunthu. Zimapangitsa kupeza malasha kumawoneka bwinoko, sichoncho?

Pokhala wokonda zowopsya, kooky, zodabwitsa komanso nthawi zina ngakhale ooky, ndimayenera kudziwonera ndekha makanemawa. Poyerekeza mbali ziwirizi, imodzi imagwira ntchito imodzi ... chabwino, sichitero. Krampus (motsogozedwa ndi Michael Dougherty) za banja lomwe limakumana pamodzi patchuthi.

Banja ili ndi losasangalala komanso losagwira ntchito, chifukwa chake pali mikangano yambiri komanso kukhumudwa pakati pawo. Max (Emjay Anthony) wasokonezeka kwambiri kotero kuti akung'amba kalata yake kwa Santa ndipo ikupita kumwamba, potero akutulutsa chiwanda cha Kringle m'dera lake. Mpaka pano kanemayu ndi wabwino kwambiri.

Zokambiranazo ndizabwino, otchulidwa sangafanane, koma ndikuganiza akuyenera kukhala, ndipo zotsatirapo zake ndizabwino. Malo omwe kanemayu adanditaya ndimomwe Krampus amagwirira ntchito. Monga ndidanenera kale, alipo kuti akalange anthu oyipa, koma munthu woyamba kumutenga ndi mlongo wa a Beth (Stefania LaVie Owen) Max.

Kupatula mwana, ndi m'modzi mwa anthu okoma mtima kwambiri komanso osalakwa pagululi. Banja limasankhidwa m'modzi ndi m'modzi, zomwe zimabweretsa kutha komwe kumatha kukhala ndi mwayi wotsatila koma kumasiya omvera akumva kuti adang'ambika. Ngakhale chithunzi chenicheni cha Krampus chimabweretsa mawonekedwe owopsa, machitidwe a chirombo amandichititsa kumva ngati ichi chinali mtanda wanga wamakala pa Khrisimasi.

Ndili ndi nthano yamasewera a Adam Scott (Piranhas 3DToni Collette ()Mfundo Yachisanu ndi chimodzi), ndi David Koechner (Nyumba Yoyendetsedwa), mungaganize kuti iyi ingakhale nthawi yabwino kugwada. Komabe, ngakhale panali ma snickers ochepa apa ndi apo, kanemayo amawoneka wopanda kanthu ndi anthu osafanana ndi woipa yemwe samayenerana ndi nthanoyo.

Pa ndalama zotsutsana ndi mwala wamtengo wapatali wotchedwa A Nkhani Yowopsya ya Khrisimasi (2015). Nthano ya nkhani zinayi za Khrisimasi "yofotokozedwa" ndi William Shatner ngati Dan Wowopsa.

Nkhani zinayi zosiyana kwambiri izi zimakubweretserani tchuthi cholandiridwa kuchokera kumakona anayi azomwe zimachitika. Ndinali wopusa wokondwa ndi ichi. Nkhanizi zimachokera kusukulu yophunzitsidwa, osinthasintha, Krampus ndi zombie elves. Pomwe ndimadana ndikulemba nkhani zitatuzi (ndipo zinali zodabwitsa, iliyonse yomwe ili ndi mathero), ndikufunitsitsa kuyang'ana kuyimira kwa Krampus.

Ngakhale Krampus kuchokera mufilimu yake yotchedwa namesake ndiyowopsa komanso yamithunzi, ili ngati nyama zamtchire. Tisaiwale, zimangolanga aliyense, kuphatikiza makanda. Krampus kuchokera A Nkhani Yowopsya ya Khrisimasi ndi wamtali, wamkulu komanso woyera ngati chipale chofewa.

Nkhope yake imadziwika kwambiri ngati choyimira choyipa ndipo amangotenga olakwayo. Kuti muyitane Krampus, munthu ayenera kudzazidwa ndi zotsutsana ndi mzimu wa Khrisimasi, mkwiyo kapena chilakolako chobwezera. Ndi njira yanzeru kwambiri kuyimira Krampus. Zithunzi zomenyanazo ndizabwino ndipo Krampus amanyamula chida chake chomasaina, unyolo wolumikizidwa. Chidachi chokha ndikokwanira kukupangitsani kuti mukhale dothi lanu la tchuthi.

 

 

Zonsezi, ndikuganiza choncho Nkhani Yowopsya ya Khirisimasi amatengera kunyumba mendulo yagolide yakutsogolo tchuthi, ndipo ndikuphatikizanso Kupha kwa Santa ndi Bill Goldberg. Ili ndi zotsatira zabwino, kuchita bwino, kulemba modabwitsa komanso mochititsa mantha woopsa wa Mdyerekezi wa Khrisimasi. Chifukwa chake, pankhani ya Krampus v. Krampus, ndikulamula kuti Nkhani Yowopsya ya Khirisimasi. Muli omasuka kupita.

Musanapite, ngati ndinu okonda kuchita tchuthi, onani chifukwa chake elf wanu ayenera kukhala m'malo mwake.

Maholide Ovuta Aliyense!