ndi Maggie kumasulidwa ndi Pokwelera: Genesys (Kodi ndine ndekha amene ndimadana ndi kusaphunzira m'matchulidwe amakanema?) posachedwa kutulutsidwa, zidandipangitsa kulingalira, makamaka za wosewera wamkulu wa kanema Arnold Schwarzenegger. Ndiwe mwala wozizira wamunthu m'modzi wankhondo, kusiya matupi osawerengeka chifukwa chakuwonongeka kwamakanema angapo kenako kuwombera kutasiya, amatani? Akulavulira nsanamira imodzi yosekerera. Mmodzi wa chimanga, koma woyenerana ndi zochitikazo, muyenera kuyimirira, kuponyera nkhonya yanu m'mwamba ndikulira mwamphamvu "YEA-AHHH!" Nthawi zambiri. Zina mwazolowera izi ndizoyipa kwambiri kotero kuti muyenera kuyang'anitsitsa manyazi, ngati kuti mumamuchitira manyazi. Lingaliro loti munthu akhoza kutulutsa mizere imeneyi atapatsidwa dongosolo labwino limakupangitsani kukayikira komwe tili ngati anthu.

Ndiye pali zolumikizira chimodzi zomwe zimagwera pakati pomwe. Awa ndi okopa mutu. Zomwe simukudziwa ngati zinali zabwino, koma sizinali zoyipa. Izi ndi zabwino zomwe tiziwona. Ndikudziwa kuti ndikhala ndikuyang'ana ochepa, koma awa ndi omwe adakhala nane pazifukwa zomveka, makamaka ndiopusa, chabwino, opusa chifukwa chosowa mawu abwinoko. Koma ndikuganiza kuti ndi munthu m'modzi yekha amene angatsimikizire zomwe ndikunena, ndiye zichotse, Arnie!

"Adakwera sitima." - chofufutira
Zonse zikanenedwa ndikufotokozedwa mufilimuyi, wosewera yemwe adasewera a James Caan amakhala mu limo pomwe amayima munjanji. Arnold amamuyimbira foni, akumunyoza kuti, "Wachotsedwa basi," pomwe sitimayo ikuphwanya limo, ndikupangitsa kuphulika kwakukulu ndikupha a James Caan. Kenako Arnold akukhala mgalimoto yopulumuka ndi mwana Vanessa Williams pomwe amafunsa zomwe zidachitika. Amayankha, "Adakwera sitima," nkumayendetsa, ma roll credits. Chomwe chimagulitsadi izi ngati cholumikizira chokoma, kupatula kuti ndichakuti, ndikulira kwa gitala atangomaliza kunena komanso kudula mpaka pakuda, monga kanemayo ikutsitsa mic ndikunyamuka.

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"Thupi langa, ndasankha!" - Junior
Mzerewu sunafunikire kunenedwa, koma mukamawonera kanema wokhudza kubadwa kwa Arnold Schwarzenegger, mumayenera kuuwona ukubwera. Ndi amodzi mwa mawu omwe adalumikizidwa ku chilichonse panthawiyo; anti-mankhwala, kudziletsa, zakudya, ndi zina zambiri. Koma kuzimva kwa munthu yemwe adatchera mazana a achifwamba ndi mfuti yayikulu mdzanja limodzi kumapha uthenga. Simungachitire mwina koma kuseka.

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"Ndikumva nkhani yanga, sindingayang'ane." - Hercules ku New York
Kubwerera mu 1969 pomwe amadziwika kuti Mr. Universe m'makanema ake oyamba, Arnold adatchedwa Mulungu Wachi Greek m'masiku amakono a New York, zaka za m'ma 80 zaka zisanachitike. Zokambirana zonse m'mafilimuwa ndizosangalatsa kwambiri chifukwa cha kusazindikira kwamadzi zomwe zikuchitika masiku ano kutanthauzira kapena ukadaulo. Pambuyo pochenjezedwa kuti muwone zomwe akunena, Hercules amangoyankha ndi quip iyi yopusa, koma zowona, mumenya pamphumi ndikuseka. Zili ngati china chake mwana wam'kalasi yemwe amabwera ngati kubwerera. Koma musadandaule, Arnold. Mutha kukonza luso lanu pazaka zosakwana makumi awiri. Ndiyeneranso kuzindikira kuti amamenya chimbalangondo mufilimuyi.

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“Simuyenera kumwa ndi kuphika.” - Kuwopsa Kwambiri
Izi ndi zomwe ndikuganiza kuti sizinganene. Zinthu zambiri zoyipa zitha kuchitika. Mwachitsanzo, mutha kuyiwala kuti mwayatsa chitofu, ndikudzaza nyumba yanu ndi mafuta kapena mutha kuyatsa moto wamafuta… kapena mutha kuponya keke ya chokoleti yophika bwino pafupifupi munthu wamamita asanu ndi awiri, wodzaza ndi munthu waku Austria.

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“Iwe ukufuna kukhala mlimi? Nawo maekala angapo! ” - Last Action Hero
Mzere woipa kwambiri, ndi wabwino, makamaka chifukwa atanenedwa, amakankha munthu pakhotopo ndikumutumiza akuwuluka mlengalenga. Ndicho cholinga chakumbuyo Last Action Hero ngakhale. Ndizopusitsa makanema othandiza ndikuponya Arnie amangoponya nkhonya zolimba. Ndikutanthauza kuti zonse mophiphiritsira komanso zenizeni. Zapitilira pamwamba komanso zopindika ndipo maulusi amodzi ndiopusa, ndiye kuti simungangoseka. Kanemayo amatenga rap yoipa, koma ndimasangalala nayo momwe ilili. Uwu ndiye mwina mzere womwe ndimakonda kuchokera mufilimuyi. Ngakhale potengera momwe ziliri, imadzidalira-modabwitsa kenako imamukankha mnyamatayo mu mipira. Simungazikonde bwanji? Ndikuganiza kuti kanemayu atatuluka, ana onse pasukulu anali kunena izi asanakanthe munthu wina, koma tinatsala osakhutitsidwa mwana uja sanabwerere mapazi angapo. M'malo mwake tinalowa m'mavuto. Tinkakonda kutsanzira Arnold kwambiri, kenako ndikutsimikiza.

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Moni, chitumbuwa. M'modzi wa ife ali pamavuto akulu! ” - Munthu Wothamanga
Ngati simungathe kudziwa momwe mndandandawu ukupitira patsogolo, zinthu zikuyamba kukhala zopusa kwenikweni. Ngakhale kwa Arnold mzerewu ndi ... wokongola. Atanena izi, simungachitire mwina koma kuganiza "aww" kenako kukhala osangalala chifukwa mukudziwa kuti Richard Dawson watsala pang'ono kuzimvetsa. Zachidziwikire, Richard Dawson anena izi kwa Arnold koyambirira kwa kanemayo, koma Arnie abwezera mzerewo pachimake. Mukudziwa Dick amangoganiza kuti sayenera kunena izi kwa munthu yemwe abwerera kudzamupha pambuyo pake. Zachidziwikire si ena mwa mawu omaliza omwe mukufuna kumva.

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“Talingalirani za chisudzulo.” - Total Kumbukirani
Ndine wotsimikiza pambuyo pake Total Kumbukirani, anthu ambiri amalakalaka kuti izi zitha kusudzulana motere. Njira yothetsera banja lowawa. Osati kuti ndimalekerera ziwawa, zachidziwikire. Arnold atazindikira kuti ukwati wake udali chiwembu komanso chiwembu chomukonzera, m'malo moponyera mphete yake yaukwati munyanja kapena china chake, amaponyera Sharon Stone pamutu ndi 9mm ndipo amalankhula ndi Schwarzenegger wakale uja akumwetulira.

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"Chabwino, aliyense… CHILL!" - Batman & Robin
Ndizovuta kusankha mzere umodzi wokhawo Batman & Robin mpaka nditayamba kuziganizira, makamaka chifukwa onse ndiopusa. Chilichonse ndichiphuphu. Kuchenjera bwanji. Ziri zovuta kukhulupirira kuti Arnold adadziponyera yekha mu utoto wabuluuwo ndi chovala chabwinocho kenako osatulutsa kanthu koma mazira oundana mpaka muzindikire kuchuluka kwa zomwe adalipidwa pantchitoyi. Gahena, ndikadachita. Koma monga ndidanenera, kusankha mzere wosakhala wopusa kuchokera mufilimuyi kunali kovuta koyamba, mpaka nditayiyambiranso (inde, ndidayiyikanso… pazofufuzira, inde) ndipo mzerewu udandipangitsa kuseka. Ndizobisika pang'ono mukamaziyerekeza ndi zina zonse.

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"Khalani pafupi." - Predator
Aliyense amakumbukira iyi ya "Fikani KU CHOPPA!" Zomwe ndizabwino, koma sizokoma. Zachidziwikire kuti kanema wa 80 pomwe Arnold akuwombera anyamata oyipa anali ndi kena kake koti angatipatse, sichoncho? Iwo samangokakamiza Arnold mu kanema ndikumulola kuti afuule zoperewera. Mwamwayi sanatisiye titapachikika. Pomwe ena akufuna kumuzembera, Arnold mwachangu amaponyera mpeni pachifuwa cha goon mwamphamvu, amamatira pamtengo ndipo Arnie amamuuza kuti "azingoyenda" kenako nkuthamangira kukapha anthu ambiri ngati ali ndi gawo loti akwaniritse .

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"Nayi Sub-Zero, tsopano… PLAIN-AERO!" - Munthu Wothamanga
Maina ambiri a Arnold, nditha kupitilira kwanthawizonse, koma mayi wonenepa amayenera kuyimba pamapeto pake. Zikafika pa Arnold imodzi yolumikizira, pali imodzi yokha yomwe idandichititsa kuwirikiza ndikuseka kuti ndiyenera kuyibwezeretsanso kangapo kuti nditsimikizire kuti ndamumva bwino (ndipo ndidatero). Atatha kupha m'modzi mwa omwe anali odziwika bwino omwe anali ayezi (yemwe pamapeto pake adzabwereranso kukhala mutu wa ntchito ya Arnie), akuyang'ana mu imodzi mwa makamera ndikufuula zomwe adachita mu lining imodzi. Ndikumva kuti mzerewu udasintha. Monga asadatengeko, Arnold adauza director kuti anali ndi lingaliro labwino kwambiri la chovala chimodzi, kotero adagubuduza ndipo mphindi idadza ndipo adulavulira ndipo ... chete. Mutha kungomva chete zomwe ziyenera kuti zidagwera omwe anali mgululi komanso atayima pamenepo akusisita, onse akunyada. Ndikutanthauza, yang'anani nkhope yake pamene akupereka mzerewo. Ndine wokondwa nanu, Arnold. Tonsefe tili. Tikukuthokozani chifukwa chobwereranso ku zisudzo ndipo tikuyembekezera zambiri za ma liners anu okoma.

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Malingaliro Olemekezeka: Zomverera zakukweza. - Kuponya Iron
Ndikudziwa kuti pomwe mukuwerenga mndandandandawu, mumaganizira, "koma nanga bwanji Kuponya Iron? ” Ndikhulupirireni, ndimaganiza chimodzimodzi, kuti ndisakusiye utapachikidwa. Arnold akuyerekezera kumverera kwakukweza ndikubwera? Iyenera kukhala m'gulu lake. Pali zinthu zina zomwe anthu amadandaula kuti azinena m'moyo wawo wonse, zolembedwa kapena ayi, koma izi… ndimamva kuti sachita manyazi nazo. Tsopano tangolingalirani Arnold kupanga "N'YAHH" yake yotchuka. nkhope pamene akumaliza. Usiku wabwino, aliyense!

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