Kodi ndi filimu yowopsa bwanji yomwe mudawonapo? Ndi funso lowopsa mafani amadziwa bwino kufunsidwa. Funso limagwiritsidwa ntchito poyesa kuyerekezera kwamunthu kuti achititse mantha kapena kupeza mwala watsopano womwe sanamvepo. Akafunsidwa funsoli, wowopsa akhoza kuugwiritsa ntchito ngati mwayi wowonetsa chikondi chawo cha okonda anzawo, kudziwa kwawo zambiri pamitu yosokoneza kapena yosabisa, kuseka nthabwala ndikunena kanema wosakhala wowopsa (Polar Express), kapena kutenga kuwona mtima kwakanthawi ndikupanga zomwe zimawawopsa ndi chifukwa chomwe zidawakhalira. Ndiye ndi kanema uti yemwe amandipangitsa kuti ndizidzuka usiku ndikufuula thukuta lozizira kwazaka zochepa ndili mwana? Mzimu, Ndi Patrick Fucking Swayze.

Zachidziwikire kuti ndiyenera kuseka ndikamauza anthu Mzimu inali kanema yomwe idandiopsa ndili mwana. Ndipo inde, ndimakonda kukambirana nawo poyankha funso. Chifukwa chake tiyeni tichotse gawolo:

“Ungakhale zowona bwanji? Mzimu?!?! The amene Batman/poltergeist Partick Swayze ndi watsitsi lalifupi Demi Moore kupanga pamodzi mbiya zadothi?”

"Inde, ndiye."

"Koma kodi si kanema wamba wokondana chabe yemwe amapangitsa kuti azikopeka ndi Diso Moore?"

“Haa, mukukumbukira bwino filimuyi. Komanso, inde. ”

“Ungachite bwanji mantha ndi kanema?”

"Mawu amodzi: masisitere."

Ndinali ndi zaka zisanu ndi ziwiri pamene ndimayang'ana koyamba Mzimu ndi makolo anga. Panthawiyi ndinali nditalembetsa kusukulu yaboma yachikatolika yomwe inali yolumikizana ndi tchalitchi chakomweko. Apa, ndili mwana, ndidaphunzira ma ABC anga, a 123, ndipo koposa zonse kuti ndikapsa kumoto. Ndi njira ya Chikatolika. Onani mphunzitsi wanga wam'kalasi yoyamba, Mlongo Monique, anali mayi wolimba ndi sulfure wa nsalu. Tsiku lililonse amakumbutsa omwe amachita zovuta ngati ine kuti gehena ndi chiyani ndikuti ngati sitisiya kukhala zilombo zazing'ono komwe tikupita; ndipo amenewo anali masiku omwe sindinagwidwe ndikuchita shenanigans. Chifukwa chake panthawi yomwe makolo anga amaganiza kuti ndibwino kuwonera nkhani yachikondi ya Swayze ndi Moore pa kanema wam'banja usiku, ndinali ndi lingaliro loti ndikupita ku gehena kolembedwa kumbuyo kwa ubongo wanga wazaka zisanu ndi ziwiri. Sindinakhale ndi zowonera kuti ndizitsatira malingaliro. Mzimu anakonza vutoli.

Tsopano sindinawone filimuyi kuyambira nthawi yochititsa chidwiyi m'moyo wanga mpaka lero, koma ngati pali chinthu chimodzi chomwe chatenthedwa m'maganizo mwanga, ndi pamene munthu woipa amamwalira mufilimuyo. Simukukumbukira? Ndiroleni ndikutsitsimutseni kukumbukira kwanu. Onani, munthu wabwino akamwalira amalandira kuwala kwakukulu kowala pa iwo, makwaya amaimba, ndipo amasanduka mipira yokongola ya astro pamene akupita kumwamba. Koma ngati mudakhala woyipa, mithunzi yopanda chiyambi imatuluka mumdima ndikupanga kukuwa ndi kubuula kwachiwanda. Iwo amatuluka, kuzungulira ndi kuukira anyamata oipa, ndiye mithunzi iyi imawakoka iwo kukankha ndi kukuwa mumdima. Kugahena. Mwadzidzidzi, mwana wanga wazaka zisanu ndi ziŵiri anali ndi chithunzithunzi cha chinachake chimene ndinachivomereza kukhala chenicheni koma ndinali ndisanachimvetse.

Sizinatenge nthawi kuti maloto owopsa ayambe a ziwanda za mthunzi izi kutuluka mu ngodya zosiyanasiyana zamdima ndikundikokera kugahena. Nthawi zambiri ndinkawaona akutuluka pakhomo la nyumba yoyandikana nayo kenako n’kumawonekera m’chipinda changa. Kumva kukuwa ndi kubuula pamene akubwera ndi kundizungulira. Kudzuka ndikukuwa koma osapanga phokoso zinali zachilendo. Kuyang'ana mmbuyo ndi mtundu wodabwitsa zomwe malingaliro achichepere angachite ndi chidwi chochepa. Izi zinapitirira kwa kanthawi ndipo pamapeto pake, malotowo anayamba kuchepa mpaka tsiku lina anasiya. Kwinakwake panthawiyo, ndidapeza chikondi cha makanema owopsa ndipo ngakhale ndimawonera angati makanema owopsa omwe ndimawonera palibe omwe adafanana ndi mantha omwe ndimamva powonera Ghost. Mwina ndichifukwa chakuti m'mafilimu ambiri owopsa mumawona zilombo zikugonjetsedwa, pomwe pano ndikukumana ndi vuto lomwe ndinali chilombo ndipo pamapeto pake ndimapeza zomwe zikubwera. Kapena mwinamwake ndinali kamwana ndi malingaliro opambanitsa.

Nditalemba zambiri za nkhaniyi ndidaganiza zowonera kanemayo kwa nthawi yoyamba pafupifupi zaka khumi ndi zisanu. Ndinadabwa kuti filimuyi ndiyabwino bwanji. Ndi kanema wabwino mozungulira. Chiwembucho ndi mbiri yanu yazithunzithunzi. Munthu amwalira, sawoloka, amaganiza kuti anali wakupha mwadala, amaphunzitsidwa ndi mzimu wopanda pokhala momwe angagwiritsire ntchito mphamvu zamzimu, amatenga mbali pakamwa, kugonjetsa zoyipa, ndikunena zabwino zomaliza. Choseketsa kwa ine chinali chakuti chinthu chokhacho chomwe chidalembedwa, pambali pa mafashoni, chinali mithunzi. Kuyang'ana pa iwo tsopano ali pachibwenzi ndi mawonekedwe apadera ndipo amawoneka okoma. Mapangidwe amawu kumbali inayo akadali abwino komanso ogwira mtima, omwe amathandiza kufewetsa mawonekedwe amakedzana amithunzi.

Ndiye bwanji ukuwauza zonsezi? Kodi ndikuyesera kutsutsa kudalira kwachipembedzo pamawonekedwe amantha? Kodi ndikudzudzula chosankha cha makolo anga usiku wamakanema? Kodi ndikugwiritsa ntchito mphamvu yolemba kuthana ndi mantha aubwana? Kapena ndikungoyesa kuseketsa? Moona mtima, sindikudziwa. Ndimangoganiza kuti mwina ndi nkhani yosangalatsa yokhudza kukopa ndi kuwopsa. Tsopano popeza ndakhala wowona mtima: Kodi ndi makanema ati kapena zifanizo ziti zomwe sizinakuchititseni mantha muli mwana?