Yolembedwa ndi Patti Pauley

Pali china chake chokhudza Anjelica Huston akuchotsa nkhope yake yaumunthu mkati Mfiti zomwe zimakupangitsani kuti muzifuna kupukuta ndikuponya madzi oyera m'malo onse owawa.

Mukadakhala mwana wowopsa mzaka za m'ma 90, zikuwoneka kuti mwamuwona Anjelica Huston muulemerero wake wonse pomwe adachita bwino kwambiri moyo wonse, Morticia Addams m'makanema a Addams Family; ndipo tidakhomera zoyipa zake pofotokoza kuti ndi khanda lamakono lakuda lomwe tonsefe timafuna ngati mkazi ndi mayi. Anali mulungu wamkazi wa goth ndipo timamukonda chifukwa cha ichi.

Komabe, asanadule mitu ya ma rosebuds m'munda wake wa gothic, adakhazikika m'malo mwake mu 1990 ndikuwonetsa kwake koopsa kwa Grand High Witch wa Roald Dahl.

 

Kuchokera ku buku la 1983 Dahl ndipo zachisoni, kanema womaliza yemwe Jim Henson adatulutsa, Mfiti inabweretsa mphamvu yokwanira pazenera kwa owonera achichepere osapitirira kuchuluka kwa PG. Ichi ndichinthu chodabwitsa kwambiri poganizira kuti mdani wamkulu wa kanemayo anali m'mawu ambiri, Charles Manson wamatsenga akulamula ophunzira ake kuti athetse mwana aliyense womaliza pa Dziko Lapansi kudzera mu chiyani china? Chokoleti, inde. Chokoleti chomwe chimasinthira zonyansa, agalu akugwetsa fungo, ma brats ang'ono mu mbewa. Ngakhale kuti maziko ake okha ndi omwe amatha kupatsa mwana wakhanda maloto ena pang'ono asanagone, zinali momwe Huston amagwirira ntchito Mfiti zomwe zidawopsyeza kupundula kwenikweni kwa ana kumayambiriro kwa zaka za m'ma 90s.

Chifukwa chake patsikuli, lomwe limakhalanso tsiku lobadwa a Abiti Huston, timakondwerera chifukwa chomwe Wamphamvuyonse Wamkulu anali mfiti wowopsa kwambiri pazenera. * Owabera kutsogolo ngati simudzawonabe mwala wamasewerowa.

Mfiti Yaikulu Yaulula 

Monga tafotokozera pamwambapa, osatsimikiza kuti pali china chilichonse chowopsa kwa mwana kuposa kuwona wina wokongola ngati Huston akusenda khungu la chikho chake ngati chovala nkhope ya Mary Kay kuti awulule mawonekedwe ake owopsa.

Nthawi zonse zimandipweteka momwe amatha kuphimba mphuno yayitali kwambiri yomwe adabisala, koma ndikuganiza kuti Grand High Witch ili ndi njira zake ndipo mwina sindiyenera kuzifunsa mwina ndingakhale phulusa. Zomwe zimatitsogolera ku chitsanzo chotsatira.

Grand High Witch sakonda zokambirana

Nayi chinthu chake: ngati ndinu mfiti wotsika mchipinda chimodzi ndi wamkulu wanu, muyenera kusungabe malingaliro anu. Ndipo chifukwa cha fuck musamang'ung'uza zopanda pake m'makutu anu kufikira mkazi wamphamvu kwambiri padziko lapansi. Ngakhale ndemangayo inali yowonera chabe komanso yopanda vuto, Grand High Witch adanenetsa momveka bwino ngakhale mantha pang'ono kuchokera kwa omwe ali pansi pake angawatayike kwambiri.

Tsalani, Tsalani Bruno!

Helo oyera, Mfumukazi ya Mfiti imadana ndi ana kapena ?! Pakati pamsonkhano wawung'ono wamatsenga, Scabby Highness wanu amamuwonetsa zaposachedwa, ndipo kwambiri kufinya kwambiri kupangika- Fomula 86. Mankhwala omwewo omwe amayenera kusungunuka kukhala maswiti omwe adzabalalika kwa ana padziko lonse lapansi. Chifukwa chake amabweretsa chiwonetsero chazomwe zikuyembekezeka kuwona kamodzi kachitidwe kakugwira ntchito. Zikuwoneka ngati Conal Cochran ali ndi mpikisano waukulu pano.

Mwachidziwikire akuyesera kupha mwanayu

Grand Witch Wamkulu samamvera chisoni ngakhale makanda. Ndizo zoyipa zoyipa pomwepo azimayi ndi abambo. Mwamwayi, Luka yemwe amatitsogolera ku Flick amalowererapo ndikupulumutsa tsikuli chifukwa sindikutsimikiza kuti nditha kuthana ndi mwana wamtundu wotereyu wopha anthu achifilimu.

Amawopsa ngati mbewa yayikulu 

The Skeksis alibe chilichonse pa Grand High Witch mu mawonekedwe amtundu weniweni. Zolinga zikamabwerera, Mfiti ya mfiti zonse imadzipeza ili pamavuto. Ngati mukadapanda mbewa ndi mbewa m'mbuyomu, mutha kukhala nazo tsopano chifukwa Grand Highness 'rodent kusintha ndikumapeto kwa maloto oopsa a sewer rodent. Ndiyeno chimachitika ndi chiani? Amagwedezeka ndi Mr. Nyemba.

Bambo Fucking. Nyemba.

Mnyamata uyu pomwe pano apha Wamkulu Mfiti. Ndikulingalira kuti ngakhale mutu wa mfiti sungapikisane ndi mojo wamtunduwu.

Chifukwa chake tonse palimodzi tsopano, tiyeni timufunire iye Wamkuru wamatsenga ndi tsitsi labwino kwambiri lakuda tsiku lobadwa labwino! Zikomo chifukwa cha zodandaula zonse mukamalowa m'sitolo yogulitsa maswiti muli mwana.