Chaka Chatsopano chabwino, Tightwads! Ngati chimodzi mwazosankha zanu za Chaka Chatsopano chinali chowonera zoopsa kwambiri, muli ndi mwayi! Tili ndi gulu lina la makanema aulere kwa inu!

 

Phantasm

Monga ngati simukudziwa, Phantasm ndi za mwana wachinyamata yemwe apeza kuti zinthu zoyipa zili pafupi ndi mosungira moyenera. Sing'anga, yemwe amadziwika kuti The Tall Man (yemwe adasewera ndi Angus Scrimm pochita nyenyezi), wakhala akuchita zinthu zodabwitsa ndi matupiwo, ndipo ali ndi gulu lankhondo la akapolo komanso magawo owuluka omwe angamuteteze kwa iwo omwe yesani kumuletsa.

Mgwirizano wa 1979 wa Don Coscarelli ndiwopambana kwambiri. Monga, zowoneka bwino. Monga momwe simunaziwone, mukuyembekezera chiyani? Gwiranani ndi Phantasm Pano ku Vudu.

 

A Nightmare pa Elm Street

Kanthawi pang'ono, Tightwad Terror Lachiwiri idakulozerani ku mbambande yoyambirira A Nightmare pa Elm Street ndi zingapo zomwe zidatsatizana. Sabata ino, tikupitilira kwina; uku ndikubwereza kwa 2010 kwa A Nightmare pa Elm Street. Nkhani yokhudzana ndi wakupha wina yemwe amazembera ana m'maloto awo ndi yofanana. Baibuloli lili ndi pedophilia zambiri. Chifukwa chake, eya, ANoES yokhala ndi chenjezo loyambitsa.

Moona mtima, kukonzanso uku kumakhala kokhumudwitsa momwe kuli koyipa. Ulidi umboni chabe wa momwe choyambiriracho chilili chabwino. Jackie Earle Haley amasewera Freddy Krueger, koma si Robert Englund. Rooney Mara amasewera Nancy, koma si Heather Langenkamp (osachepera pano). Kanemayu ali ndi mafani ake, ndiye ngati ndinu m'modzi wa iwo, kapena ngati simunawonepo ndipo mukufuna kupanga chisankho chanu, mutha kupeza. A Nightmare pa Elm Street Pano pa TubiTV.

 

Lyle

Lyle ndi china chomwe chingafunike chenjezo loyambitsa. Nkhani ya mayi wina yemwe ali ndi pakati yemwe mwana wake wamng'ono anamwalira atangosamukira m'nyumba yatsopano. Pamene akuvutika kuti avomereze imfa ya mwana wake, amapeza zinthu zoopsa komanso zosautsa za nyumba yake yatsopano ndi imfa ya mwana wake - zinthu zomwe zingakhudze mwana yemwe adamunyamulabe.

Kanemayu wa 2014 ndi wowotcha pang'onopang'ono, koma pa mphindi 65, ndi lalifupi mokwanira kuti mfundoyi isakhale vuto, ndipo ikuwonekera mwadala. Mwana wa Rosemary mtundu wa njira. Gaby Hoffmann wochokera ku Malume Buck ndi Tsopano Ndiye amasewera gawo lotsogola, koma izi ndizosiyana ndi chilichonse chomwe adachitapo - uyu si mwana wazaka za m'ma nineties.  Lyle ndi kulondola Pano ndikukudikirirani ku Pikoko.

 

Komwe Tsiku Limakutengerani

Komwe Tsiku Limakutengerani ndi sewero laupandu la 1992 lonena za gulu la ana opanda pokhala okhala m'misewu ya Los Angeles. Ngakhale amayesetsa kuti mphuno zawo zikhale zaukhondo, amapezeka kuti ali ndi vuto logwiritsa ntchito mankhwala osokoneza bongo, kupunthwa m'misewu, komanso kuphana.

Komwe Tsiku Limakutengerani si kanema wowopsa kwambiri, koma kuwonetsa kwake kowoneka bwino pamisewu ndizovuta zambiri. Osewera ndi omwe ali ndi nkhope zodziwika bwino makumi asanu ndi anayi, kuphatikiza Dermot Mulroney, Lara Flynn Boyle, Sean Aston, Balthazar Getty, James Le Gros, Will Smith, Ricki Lake, Kyle MacLachlan, Nancy McKeon, Alyssa Milano, David Arquette, Adam Baldwin, ndi Christian Slater. Fufuzani Komwe Tsiku Limakutengerani Pano ku Crackle.

 

Kuwonongeka kwa Nyenyezi

Pambuyo pothawa ofesi ya bokosi kupambana kwa Star Nkhondo, masitudiyo kulikonse anali kulimbikira kupanga zisudzo zawozawo zakuthambo. Anapangidwa mu 1978, patangopita chaka chimodzi Star Nkhondo, Kuwonongeka kwa Nyenyezi ndi imodzi mwa ma clones awa. Ndi za munthu wozembetsa ndi mlendo wake yemwe adalembedwa kuti apulumutse mwana wa Emperor of the Galaxy kwa wakuba woyipa. Zikumveka zodziwika bwino, sichoncho?

Ngakhale ndi chinyengo chowonekera, Kuwonongeka kwa Nyenyezi ali ndi ochita bwino kwambiri, kuphatikiza Christopher Plummer, Caroline Munro, David Hasselhoff, ndi Joe Spinell. Pakati pa izo ndi mtengo wa schlock, Kuwonongeka kwa Nyenyezi ndizoposa kuyang'ana. Mutha kukhala ndi mawonekedwe olondola Pano ku Vudu.

 

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Chithunzi chosonyeza ulemu Chris Fischer.