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Nthawi 10 Zambiri za WTF zochokera "ThanksKilling"

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Mayamiko ali pa ife kamodzinso. Posakhalitsa, mabanja adzaunjikana matebulo kuti adye mbatata yosenda, gravy, komanso, turkey, kwinaku akuthokoza chifukwa cha madalitso ambiri a moyo wawo. Chinachake chowonjezera pamndandanda wa zomwe muyenera kuthokoza chaka chino ndipamene mubaya turkey ndi mphanda, sibaya mmbuyo. Zomwezo sizinganenedwe kwa anthu omwe adaphedwa mwatsoka ndi wakupha woyipa (wotchedwa Turkie) mu sewero la 2009 la Thanksgiving horror-comedy. Zikomo Kupha. Zomwe zimachitikira filimu yotereyi ndikukweza manja anu ndikunena WTF yabwino yakale. Nawa mphindi 10 za WTF zambiri kuchokera Zikomo Kupha. (SPOILERS, mtundu wa. Koma, ndikutanthauza, kodi owononga angakulepheretseni kuwonera kanema wonena za turkey wakupha?) zikomo turkey mfuti

10. Kuwombera koyamba kwa filimuyi ndikuyandikira pafupi ndi nsonga ya mkazi wapaulendo. Tikuwona nsonga iyi chifukwa mwini wake akuthamanga ndi mantha m'nkhalango ndipo pamwamba pake pali ponseponse. Mwinamwake kunali kutentha patebulo la Thanksgiving? Woyenda pachifuwa amathamangitsidwa ndi Turkie, yemwe amayamika pachifuwa chake asanamudule.

9. Pamene ngwazi zathu, ophunzira aku koleji, Johnny, Kristen, Billy, Ali, ndi Darren, akumapita kunyumba kukakhala ndi nthawi yopuma ya Thanksgiving, Johnny akudandaula za kutha kwa ubale womwe ali nawo ndi abambo ake. Izi zimatsagana ndi kubwebweta kwa sepia-toned ku "zaka zonse zapitazo," pomwe Johnny akuwoneka ... chimodzimodzi momwe akuchitira pakali pano. Anthu ena samakalamba!

8. Galimoto yawo itawonongeka, Darren akupunthwa pa chikwangwani cholembedwa kuti Crawberg. Amazindikira kuti iyi ndi dzina la malo akale amwendamnjira kuyambira zaka zapitazo. Chizindikiro ichi chinakhalabe mumkhalidwe wabwino kwa zaka mazana onsewo, kumangokhala paudzu ngati membala wa gulu la filimu amachiyika pamenepo kapena chinachake. zikomo crawberg7. Monga momwe Darren akufotokozera nthano ya Crawberg ndi temberero la Mmwenye wakale yemwe ankadziwa zamatsenga, sepia-toned flashback ina imapereka zithunzi. Komabe, nthawi ino ndi makanema. Kuwombera, bwanji?

6. Turkie woyipa akadzaukitsidwa m'masiku ano, zimachitika mosasamala pamene akukomedwa ndi galu.

5. Ponena za ntchito za thupi, pamene abambo a Kristen, Sheriff, sakondwera ndi kukoma kwa khofi yemwe mkazi wake adapanga ndikufunsa ngati adatayamo, amamubweretsera mphika wa khofi wodzaza poop kusonyeza kuti inde, ndithudi. iye anatero.

4. Pamene Turkie akuyenda mumsewu waukulu wakumidzi kuti akapeze ndi kupha ngwazi zathu, galimoto inayima. Dalaivala m'kati mwake amamuyendetsa ndikumupatsa mzere wakale wa "bulu, gasi, kapena udzu". Turkie akuti atenga bulu. Kenako dalaivala akuyamba kumasula lamba wake, kukonzekera kugona ndi Turkie. Mukudziwa, ngati kuti Turkey sanali TURKEY. zikomo mfuti3. Ataphulitsa mutu wa munthu wolakwikayu ndi mfuti, Turkie akuthamangitsa galimoto ya bamboyo. Mukudziwa, ngati kuti Turkey sanali TURKEY.

2. Mmodzi mwa ngwazi zathu, Ali, amakonda kwambiri kugonana. Mnzake waposachedwa wamupangitsa kuti apendeke pamayendedwe agalu pomwe akuchita zamatsenga. Turkie anadzilowetsa ndikuyamba kupha munthuyo, kumuponyera pambali, ndikumaliza ntchitoyo. Ali sanazindikire kusintha, ngakhale ndi kondomu ya Turkie yaying'ono, yonunkhira bwino.

1. Turkie: Katswiri wodzibisa. Atadzilowetsa m'nyumba ya Sheriff ndikuphimba mlomo wake ndi mphuno yabodza komanso magalasi, Turkie akupha Sheriff ndikumudula nkhope. Apa sipamene nthawi ya WTF imayamba kuseweredwa, komabe. Ayi, izi zimabwera pamene ana otsala akufika kunyumba kwake, ndipo Turkie amavala nkhope ya Sherriff ndi chipewa kuti anyenge ana kuti aganize kuti Sheriff ali moyo komanso ali bwino-ndipo zimagwira ntchito. Kristen mpaka anagwada kuti amukumbatire. Kanema uyu. chiyamiko chobisalaKwa mphindi izi ndi zina zambiri za WTF, pangani Zikomo Kupha gawo lokoma la chakudya chanu cha tchuthi ichi cha Thanksgiving. Pakadali pano, onani ngolo pansipa. [youtube id=”nPlg9U5YbY4″ align=”center” mode=”normal” autoplay=”ayi”]

 

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'47 Meters Pansi' Kupeza Kanema Wachitatu Wotchedwa 'The Wreck'

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Tsiku lomalizira ikupereka lipoti kuti a new 47 M'munsi gawoli likupita kukupanga, zomwe zimapangitsa kuti shaki ikhale ya trilogy. 

"Opanga mndandanda wa Johannes Roberts, ndi wolemba pazithunzi Ernest Riera, yemwe adalemba mafilimu awiri oyamba, adalembanso gawo lachitatu: Mamita 47 Pansi: Kuwonongeka.” Patrick Lussier (Valentine Wanga wamagazi) adzawongolera.

Makanema awiri oyamba adachita bwino kwambiri, adatulutsidwa mu 2017 ndi 2019 motsatana. Filimu yachiwiri imatchedwa 47 Mamita Pansi: Osagwidwa

47 M'munsi

Chiwembu cha The Wreck yafotokozedwa ndi Deadline. Iwo amalemba kuti kumaphatikizapo tate ndi mwana wamkazi kuyesa kukonzanso unansi wawo mwa kuthera nthaŵi pamodzi akudumphira m’sitima yomira m’sitima yomira, “Koma atangotsika, mbuye wawo wosambira m’madzi anachita ngozi n’kuwasiya okha ndi osatetezedwa mkati mwa chigoba cha ngoziyo. Pamene mikangano ikukwera ndipo mpweya wa okosijeni ukucheperachepera, aŵiriwo ayenera kugwiritsira ntchito chigwirizano chawo chatsopanocho kuti apulumuke chiwonongekocho ndi unyinji wosalekeza wa shaki zoyera zolusa.”

Opanga filimu akuyembekeza kuti awonetse zomwezo kwa a Msika wa Cannes ndi kupanga kuyambira m'dzinja. 

"Mamita 47 Pansi: Kuwonongeka ndiye kupitiliza kwabwino pantchito yathu yodzaza ndi shaki," atero a Byron Allen, woyambitsa/wapampando/CEO wa Allen Media Group. "Kanemayu apangitsanso okonda mafilimu kuchita mantha komanso m'mphepete mwa mipando yawo."

Johannes Roberts anawonjezera kuti, “Sitingadikire kuti omvera atsekedwenso m’madzi nafe. 4Mamita 7 Pansi: Kuwonongeka ikhala filimu yayikulu kwambiri komanso yowopsa kwambiri pamilandu iyi. "

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'Lachitatu' Nyengo Yachiwiri Yatsitsa Kanema Watsopano Wa Teaser Yemwe Amawulula Osewera Onse

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Christopher Lloyd Lachitatu Gawo 2

Netflix analengeza mmawa uno kuti Lachitatu nyengo yachiwiri ikulowa Kupanga. Fans akhala akudikirira kwa nthawi yayitali kuti adziwe zambiri zazithunzi zowopsa. Nyengo imodzi mwa Lachitatu idayamba mu Novembala 2022.

M'dziko lathu latsopano la zosangalatsa zotsatsira, si zachilendo kuti ziwonetsero zitenge zaka kuti zitulutse nyengo yatsopano. Ngati amasula wina nkomwe. Ngakhale titha kudikirira kwakanthawi kuti tiwone chiwonetserochi, nkhani zili zonse uthenga wabwino.

Kuponya Lachitatu

Nyengo yatsopano ya Lachitatu akuwoneka kuti ali ndi chidwi chodabwitsa. Jenna Ortega (Fuula) adzakhala akubwereza udindo wake wodziwika ngati Lachitatu. Iye adzalumikizana naye Billie Piper (Kusambira), Steve Buscemi (Boardwalk Empire), Evie Templeton (Bwererani ku Silent Hill), Owen Painter (Nkhani Yopangira Nkhanza), Ndi Noah taylor (Charlie ndi Chocolate Factory).

Tidzawonanso zina mwamasewera odabwitsa a nyengo yoyamba kubweza. Lachitatu season 2 idzawoneka Catherine-Zeta Jones (Zotsatira Zotsatira), Luis Guzman (Genie), Isaac Ordonez (Kusokoneza Mu Nthawi), Ndi Luyanda Unati Lewis-Nyawo (devs).

Ngati mphamvu yonse ya nyenyezi imeneyo sinali yokwanira, nthano Tim Burton (The Nightmare Kale Khirisimasi) adzakhala akuwongolera mndandanda. Monga cheeky nod kuchokera Netflix, nyengo ino ya Lachitatu idzatchedwa Apa Tikukumananso ndi Tsoka.

Jenna Ortega Lachitatu
Jenna Ortega ngati Lachitatu Addams

Sitikudziwa zambiri za chiyani Lachitatu nyengo yachiwiri idzatengera. Komabe, Ortega wanena kuti nyengo ino ikhala yowopsa kwambiri. "Ife tikutsamira mu mantha pang'ono. Ndizosangalatsa kwambiri chifukwa, mu chiwonetsero chonse, pomwe Lachitatu limafunikira pang'ono, sasintha kwenikweni ndipo ndicho chinthu chabwino kwambiri kwa iye. "

Ndizo zonse zomwe tili nazo. Onetsetsani kuti mwabwereranso kuno kuti mumve zambiri komanso zosintha.

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A24 Akuti "Imakoka Pulagi" Pamndandanda wa 'Crystal Lake' wa Peacock

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Situdiyo yamakanema A24 mwina siyikupita patsogolo ndi Peacock yomwe idakonzedwa Friday ndi 13th spinoff adayitana Crystal Lake Malinga ndi Fridaythe13thfranchise.com. Webusaitiyi imagwira mawu okonda zosangalatsa jeff sneider yemwe adapanga mawu patsamba lake kudzera pa paywall yolembetsa. 

"Ndikumva kuti A24 yatulutsa pulagi pa Crystal Lake, mndandanda wake wa Peacock womwe udakonzedwa Lachisanu franchise ya 13 yokhala ndi wakupha wovala mask Jason Voorhees. Bryan Fuller anali chifukwa cha wamkulu kupanga mndandanda wowopsa.

Sizikudziwika ngati ichi ndi chisankho chokhazikika kapena chakanthawi, chifukwa A24 inalibe ndemanga. Mwina Peacock ithandiza ochita malonda kuwunikira zambiri pantchitoyi, yomwe idalengezedwanso mu 2022. "

Kubwerera mu Januware 2023, tinalengeza kuti mayina ena akuluakulu anali kumbuyo kwa polojekitiyi kuphatikizapo Brian Fuller, Kevin Williamsonndipo Lachisanu Gawo 13 mtsikana womaliza Adrienne King.

Fani Yopangidwa Crystal Lake Zojambulajambula

"'Chidziwitso cha Crystal Lake kuchokera kwa Bryan Fuller! Amayamba kulemba m'masabata a 2 (olemba ali pano mwa omvera)." adalemba ma social media wolemba Eric Goldman omwe adalemba zidziwitso pa Twitter pomwe amapita ku a Lachisanu pa 13 3D chochitika mu Januware 2023. "Ikhala ndi zigoli ziwiri zomwe mungasankhe - yamakono komanso yachikale ya Harry Manfredini. Kevin Williamson akulemba gawo. Adrienne King adzakhala ndi udindo wobwereza. Pamenepo! Fuller waponya nyengo zinayi ku Crystal Lake. Mmodzi yekha yemwe adalamulidwa mwalamulo mpaka pano ngakhale akulemba kuti Peacock iyenera kulipira chilango chokongola ngati sakanalamula Season 2. Atafunsidwa ngati angatsimikizire udindo wa Pamela mu mndandanda wa Crystal Lake, Fuller anayankha 'Tikupita moona mtima. kuphimba zonse. Nkhanizi zikufotokoza za moyo ndi nthawi za anthu awiriwa (mwina akutanthauza Pamela ndi Jason pamenepo!)'”

Kapena Peacock ikupita patsogolo ndi polojekitiyi sizikudziwika bwino ndipo popeza nkhaniyi ndi yachidziwitso chachiwiri, ikuyenera kutsimikiziridwa zomwe zidzafunikire. Peacock ndi / kapena A24 kuti anene zomwe akuyenera kuchita.

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