Nthawi zina, opanga mafilimu amayenera kupita pansi penipeni pa malingaliro awo kuti apange china chomwe chingawonekere; china chapadera komanso cholimbikitsa. Nthawi zina amasankha njira ina. Sindikudziwa kwenikweni momwe amapangira malingaliro awa, koma ndiamisala mwamtheradi. Mwina amangoyang'ana chinthu chapanyumba, kapena kunyamula chipewa ndikusankha woipa yemwe angawonere kanema nthawi yomweyo. Sindikudandaula kuti amazichita bwanji, ndine wokondwa kuti amatero. Ngati mumakonda zopusa, nthabwala zoseketsa monga ine ndimachitira, mudzatulutsidwa m'mafilimu awa. Nawa makanema 10 omwe anganene kuti, "WTF !?"

Kuukira kwa Killer Tomato (1978)

Ndikuseka ndekha ndikamalemba izi. Kodi moyo wanga wafika kuti? Kodi ndidapeza bwanji mwayi wokhoza kulemba za kanema wokhala ndi chimphona, tomato woyipa? Ndikusangalala, ndiyambitsa mndandanda ndi kanema wodabwitsa komanso wathunthu wa WTF. Panokha, ndikuganiza kanemayu, ndi makanema ena onse omwe ali mndandandandawu, ndiwoseketsa. Ambiri mwa otsutsawo, sagwirizana.

Munthu wa Gingerdead (2005)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by-KVHh1srw

ginger wodula bwinoakufa munthu. Osakhala wanzeru kwambiri. Zimandisangalatsa! Wolemba kanemayu Gary Busey ngati cookie woipa wa Gingerbread yemwe akufuna kupha chilichonse chomwe chikuwoneka. Inapanga magawo awiri, ndipo yachiwiri idatchedwa Chisangalalo cha Kutumphuka. Bwerani, ameneyo ndiwoseketsa.

Kudzipereka (2009)

Kanema wowoneka bwino wopindika. Wakupha ndi Turkey. Yemwe ali ndi kamwa yoyipa modetsa nkhawa. Hei, palinso zochitika zakugonana ku Turkey! Zotsatira zake ndizowopsa ndipo zokambirana ndizoyipa kwambiri. Nthabwala sizanzeru ngakhale pang'ono. Ndizoyipa dala, koma zimagwira ntchito. Ndapeza kuti kanemayu ndiwoseketsa kwambiri. "Palibe chinthu choterocho, monga Turkey woipa." Ingokhalani kubwereza izi kwa inu nokha ndikuwona ngati zingathandize.

Wadzilla, Chillerma (2011)

Chilerama Ndi kanema wa nthano chabe kwa iwo omwe amatha kuthana ndi zopanda pake, zoseketsa. Magawo onse ndi okongola a WTF, koma osaposa oyamba, Wadzilla. Amapereka ulemu kwa mafilimu a monster a m'ma 1950 ndi kupotoza konyansa. Kuchuluka kwa umuna wamwamuna kumakwezedwa, nkukhala ndi zotsatirapo zoyipa. Amakhala achinyontho ndipo amafuna kukuphani. Adam Rifkin, director of this, he has also a group of flick flicks. Simungakhulupirire aliyense masiku ano.

Mlanduwu wa Basket (1982)

Imodzi mwamakanema atatu pamndandandawu omwe sindikuganiza kuti anali WTF mwadala. Ichi chimakhala ndi munthu ndi mchimwene wake, yemwe amamunyamula mumdengu wawung'ono. Mlandu wa basketwu ndi mapasa ochotsedwa a siamese otchedwa Belial. Zikuwoneka zowopsa kwambiri. O, ndipo pali zochitika zogonana mmenemo. Kodi nchiyani chomwe chimapangitsa anthu kupanga zolengedwa zachilendozi kugonana? Chavuta ndi chani anthu inu !? Osasintha konse. Mukudwala ndipo ndimazikonda.

Zoipa Bong (2006)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqtQ60rWzRE

Ngati mungadutse mu kanemayu, ndili ndi ngongole ndi inu mugwirane chanza. Ndimakonda Charles Band, ndimakondadi, ndipo ndimayamikirabe chilolezo chake chopusa cha Zidole. Koma fayilo ya Woipa Bong Chilolezo? Osati kwambiri. Ndipo inde, ndidalemba chilolezo. Pali ngati mamiliyoni asanu ndi awiri Woipa Bong makanema. Palinso chimodzi pomwe Evil Bong amayang'anizana ndi The Gingerdead Man! O, ndipo a Bill Moseley ali mu iyi. WTF!

Nyamulani (1983)

Kanema wachiwiri pamndandandawu womwe siwofunira dala WTF, komabe umatha kukhalabe. Chabwino, ndiye tengani izi; woipa mu kanemayu ndi chikepe. Chombo chakupha. Ndipo zikuyenera kukhala zowopsa! Iyi si kanema yanthabwala! Imfa iliyonse mufilimuyo ikadapewa potenga masitepe! Ingokwereni masitepe, opusa inu! Zokwanira ndi zamkhutu! Zokwanira!

Jack Frost (1997)

Ndiyenera kuvomereza kena kake za kanema uyu. Ndili mwana, ndili ndi zaka zisanu ndi ziwiri, ndinawona chivundikiro cha tepi iyi ya VHS mu Blockbuster ndipo zidandichititsa mantha. Inde. Jack Frost, wakupha chipale chofewa, adawopa munthu m'modzi kuyambira pomwe adamasulidwa. Ndimapemphera kwa chilichonse chopatulika kuti ndine ndekha amene ndingavomereze za manyazi awa.

Troll 2 (1990)

Anthu ambiri amamuwona ngati kanema woyipitsitsa yemwe adapangidwa, iyi imafunikadi kuwonedwa kuti imakhulupirira. Nthawi zambiri sindimafuna kupereka zowononga zilizonse, koma apa, ndiyenera kutero. Pamapeto pake, zigawenga zoyipa (palibe ngakhale troll mu kanema wovuta) yemwe amakhala mtawuni ya Nilbog agonjetsedwa ndi sangweji ya bologna. Werengani izo kachiwiri. Bologna. Sandwich. Iyi ndi kanema wachitatu yemwe sankafuna dala kuseka.

Monturd (2003)

Inde, kanemayu ndi momwe amamvekera. Chida choyipa. Kwenikweni. Winawake anali ndi lingaliro ili, adalemba script, adalemba olemba zisudzo, ndikupanga zonse kuti ajambule. Ingoyang'anani ngoloyo. Sindikudziwa ngakhale choti ndinene pa izi. WTF. WTF

 

Tikukhulupirira kuti mumapeza makanema awa ngati oseketsa monga ine. Mwina simungatero. Sindikudziwa. Zimakhala zovuta kudziwa momwe mafilimu aliwonse a WTF alandiliridwe ndi anthu wamba, anzeru mosiyana ndi ine. Ngati musankha imodzi mwazi, pangani mwina troli 2 or Mlanduwu wa Dengu. troli 2 ndizoseketsa kwambiri kuti iwe nditero kuseka nthawi yonse ya kanema, ndipo Mlanduwu wa Dengu ulidi ngati… wabwino.