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Zombie Burger: Malo osangalalira ndi Manwich yanu

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Zaka 9 zapitazo

June 3, 2015

Ngati mumanga, abwera. Ayi, osati magulu ankhondo omwe amapitako Dyersville, Iowa chilimwe chilichonse kuti muwone osewera a Hall of Fame baseball amakonda Mike Schmidt ndi Carlton Fisk amachokera ku chimanga kuwonetserako zachifundo, koma mafani a Zombies, walkers ndi biters.

Tivomerezane, si Zombies zokha zomwe zimafunikira kudya. Omwe amakonda nawo amafunikira chakudya, komanso a Des Moines mwakhala mukuwaphimba.

Ndinaimitsidwa kuti ndipeze izi Zombie Burger analipo konse, koma sindinathe kukhala ndi chisangalalo changa panjira yopita kuphwandoko. Ndipo ngakhale palibe zambiri potengera zombie filimu zokongoletsa pamakoma kapena kwina kulikonse, olumikizanawo sanapangidwe pamenyu (yomwe ndi nyuzipepala yabodza yotchedwa Wakumudzi Wodzaza ndi zochitika zabodza zaposachedwa kwambiri za zombie).

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Sitikulankhula nyama yosungunuka mu msuzi wa chokoleti, mwina.

Kuchokera kwa ma burger omwe ali ndi ma monikers kuphatikiza masiku 28 Pambuyo pake, Akubwera Kuti Akutengereni Barbara ndi Boomstick akusunthira mndandanda, pali zambiri zomwe zingakupangitseni kumwetulira.

Sikuti grub ndiyokoma chabe, pali zambiri ndipo imawonekera m'kuphethira kwa diso.

Kumbukirani kuti Jim Gaffigan adalumphira komwe akunena za chakudya chaku China chomwe chimabwera mwachangu? "Ndikuganiza kuti ndidzakhala ndi ... o, wafika."

Titayika oda yathu, ndinangoyendayenda kuti ndikhale ndi wowonera osati mphindi ziwiri pambuyo pake cholembera chidafika. Ndipo ma burger adatsata posakhalitsa pambuyo pake. Ndipo posachedwa, ndikutanthauza mphindi zochepa. Chifukwa chake ngati muli ndi njala ya thupi, simudikira nthawi yayitali patsogolo panu.

Nkhumba Zing'onozing'ono zitatu monga momwe ananenera a Wolf nachos appetizer

Ndi ntchito? Zochititsa chidwi. Mofulumira, wokambirana komanso ochezeka modabwitsa. Ndinganene kuti mosasamala ntchito ku Zombie Burger inali yabwino kwambiri yomwe ndidakumana nayo kumalo aliwonse odyera pokumbukira. Ogwira nawo ntchito ndi omwe adzapulumuke omwe angapeze njira yopezera Andy kutsika kuchokera pamwamba pa malo ogulitsira mfuti.

Koma kubwerera ku chakudya. Ndili ndi George Romero Pittsburgher chifukwa, tiyeni tiyang'ane nazo, ndinayenera kutero. Mfumu ya zombi? Ndidayenera kupereka ulemu wanga ndi mbali ya batala, sichoncho?

George Romero Pittsburgher

Mnzanga wasankhidwa Ched Yoyenda, yomwe inali tchizi, macaroni ndi tchizi komanso tchizi wambiri wokwera pamwamba pa burger yowutsa mudyo. Ndikhulupirireni, panalibe malo otsalira ku gehena kapena m'mimba mwathu nthawi yomwe timamaliza. Ndipo, panjira, mabokosi awiri amatiperekeza potuluka chifukwa inali njira yoti tidye nthawi imodzi.

Titatha chowe, chidwi chathu tidatembenukira kuzakumwa ndi mchere.

Lubulo lomwe lidandigwira (ndikupanga chisangalalo chachikulu) linali Tallahassee. Chakumwa chodzaza ndi vanila vodka, chitumbuwa cha Kool-Aid ndipo, ndichotsekemera chodzaza ndi zonona chotchedwa Twinkie. Mwina lidatha tsiku lothera ntchito, koma sindingadziwe chifukwa sitinadikire kokwanira kuti tidziwe tisanakhaleko.

Ngati ndikadakhala ndi dandaulo limodzi (osati kudandaula kwenikweni, kukhumudwitsidwa pang'ono), kunali kusowa kwa mfuti yaku Winchester pamwamba pa bala chifukwa, ndikutanthauza ... tili ndi pint yathu ndi zakudya zathu za nkhumba, ndiye kuti tinkafuna.

Ndi izi zophweka. Ngati mukumba zombi ndi magawo okwanira azakudya zabwino, Zombie Burger ndiyenera kuyima. Osangokhala ngati muli ku Des Moines, chifukwa ndizachidziwikire, ndiye ndiroleni ndikuthandizeni: Ngati mukupezeka mu Boma waku Iowa, pezani kaye chilichonse chomwe mukuchita, kumenyani Zombie Burger mu GPS yanu ndikupita motsutsana ndi njere - pangani ulendo ku malo okoma osapumira.

Si lingaliro lamanyazi. Ndipo mukudziwa chifukwa chiyani? Chifukwa ndi choncho mwachiwonekere osati lingaliro loyipa.

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