Aaa…Ndiye tikupita. Ine ndachita zidutswa zingapo pa remakes mu mantha mtundu wanyimbo ndipo ngati pali chinthu chimodzi ambiri a ife mafani tingagwirizane, ndi kuti ambiri remakes kuyamwa. Onani ndidagwiritsa ntchito mawu oti "zambiri". Inde, zomwe zimachitika nthawi zonse zimakhala zofanana tikamva mawu oti "kukonzanso" kapena "kuyambiranso". Kubuula, kubuula, ndi kufuna kuphulitsa aliyense amene ali kumbuyo anati filimu yoyambiranso ndi mkwiyo wathu ndikumenya zibakera.

Koma, nthawi zina, timangoyenera kuyamwa ndikupatsanso mwayi wokonzanso chifukwa nthawi zonse sizimayamwa. Osandilakwitsa apa. Ndakhala ndikunena kuti Hollywood imagwiritsa ntchito kukonzanso kuti ipange ndalama mwachangu pa kanema wopambana. Ndipo nthawi zambiri zimakhala choncho. Koma, pali ochepa kunja uko omwe amachitidwa mwanzeru kwambiri ndipo ndinganene ngakhale pamwamba pa choyambirira. Izi zikunenedwa, mndandanda womwe ndapanga wangochokera pa noggin yanga.

Nazi malingaliro 10 owopsa omwe samayamwa:

10. Valentine Wanga wamagazi 3D (2009)

Zimenezi, m’njira zina, masinthidwe owongoleredwawo anakankhira malire a umaliseche, kugonana, ndi chiwawa chakupha, zonsezo zili m’mbali yachitatu yaulemerero. Ngati simundikhulupirira, onani kanema pansipa. Ndinapereka chisindikizo changa chovomerezeka.

 

9. Mapiri Ali ndi Maso (2006)

Ichi chimodzi mwazobwereza zomwe ndimaona kuti chinali chapamwamba kwambiri kuposa choyambirira. Ma Hills a 2006 omwe adavotera komanso ankhanza kwambiri adadzetsa chipwirikiti ndi mafani owopsa ndipo adawononga oposa 40 miliyoni pabokosi ofesi. Chotsatira chinatuluka posachedwa koma sichinafanane ndi choyambirira kapena kukonzanso.

 

8. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Ndinkakayikira kwambiri za izi. Koma ndinadabwa kwambiri ndi zotsatira zake. Kodi ili ndi matsenga ofanana ndi oyamba? Osati m'malingaliro anga. Koma zimayenda bwino ndikutsatira nkhani, ochita zisudzo, komanso kujambula kwanzeru kwamakanema. Ndipo sindinasowe kumva kuluma kokwiyitsa kwa Franklin m'badwo watsopanowu. Eya… Ndinali bwino nazo.

 

7. Ndimalavulira Manda Anu (2010)

Ah, kukonzanso uku kulinso kwabwino ngati koyambirira koma kumangowoneka kosinthidwa komanso kwankhanza ngati sikunachuluke koyamba. Nkhani ya wolemba mabuku yemwe amapita kunkhalango ndikupita kuchokera kwa munthu wozunzidwa kupita kwa ngwazi yobwezera imagwira ntchito, pakadali pano, chifukwa cha kuwongolera kwakukulu komanso kuchita bwino kwa Sarah Butler.

 

6.The Little Shop Of Horrors (1987)

Chabwino. Zedi mwaukadaulo si kanema wowopsa, koma Hei, ndidayenera kuyitchula molemekezeka. Ndikutanthauza kuti uyenera kukhala wamisala kuti usakonde chomera choyimba chomwe chimadya thupi ndi magazi a munthu, sichoncho? Mothandizidwa ndi ochita zidole a Jim Henson, Audrey 2 adakhala ndi moyo muzoyimba zochititsa chidwi- zoseketsa. Yoyambirira idatuluka mu 1960 ndipo ngakhale inali yabwino kwambiri panthawi yake; Ichi ndi chimodzi chomwe ndinganene cholembedwa chimaposa choyambirira.

 

5. Blob (1988)

The Blob ndi imodzi yomwe ikuyenera kukhala m'gulu lililonse lazowopsa. Uku ndi kukonzanso kumodzi komwe kunatha kukwaniritsa kudzoza kwake komwe kunali masomphenya a Chuck Russell, pomwe mutu wakuti goo ukugunda. Earth ndipo nthawi yomweyo imayamba kugaya anthu okhala m'tawuni yaying'ono yaku California pomwe ikukula mpaka kukula. Chofunikanso kutchula ndikuti kukonzanso kwina kwa Blob kuli m'ntchito. 

 

4. Thing (1982)

Chinthucho ndi chimodzi mwazithunzi zazikulu kwambiri za Sci-Fi-Horror zomwe zidapangidwapo. Mtundu uwu womwe nyenyezi za Kurt Russell ndi wanzeru kwambiri komanso wowoneka bwino kwambiri. Sindikudziwanso choti ndinene china kupatula ngati simunachiwone ndiye muyenera kukhala pansi ndikuchiwonera. Uli mwa. Ayi ndithu. Siyani kuwerenga izi ndikupita kuti maso anu alowe mu chiwonetsero cha ukulu wa Kurt Russell!

 

3. Frankensein (1931)

Ndikudziwa zomwe ena a inu mungakhale mukuganiza. Uko ndi kulondola kwapachiyambi? Zolakwika! Choyambirira chinali filimu yochepa chabe yomwe inapangidwa mu 1910 ndi Edison Studios. Baibulo la 1931 lotsogozedwa ndi nthano James Whale linaphwanya malire ndipo anali mpainiya mufilimu. M'malingaliro mwanga, idatsegula njira kuti makanema ambiri owopsa atsatire mapazi ake ndipo moyenerera amayenera kupatsidwa malo pamndandandawu.

 

2. The Fly (1986)

Kodi ndinganene chiyani zaukadaulo wa David Cronenberg The Fly? Ndikutanthauza zina osati izo basi. Kukonzanso kwina komwe ndingathe kupitilira bwino koyambirira kwa 1958 m'mbiri ndi nkhani. Jeff Goldblum amapereka ntchito yosangalatsa ngati "Brundlefly" ndipo amatiwonetsa ngati Hollywood ipanganso filimu, umu ndi momwe zimachitikira.

 

1. Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Kanema wina yemwe ndimasamala kuti ndikhale wokonda kwambiri Romero ndi Zombie. Mu 2004, pamene filimuyo inawonekera, ndinadabwa kwambiri. Mochuluka kwambiri, kotero kuti ndinatsala pang'ono kulowa m'mimba ndi mwana wanga woyamba kuchokera ku chisangalalo chochuluka ndi zombie nerdgasms. Zodabwitsa zodabwitsa zapadera zophatikizidwa ndi Zombies zowoneka bwino komanso zowoneka bwino zidapangitsa filimuyi kugunda. Ngakhale ndizosiyana kwambiri ndi zoyambilira, ndizoyenera kuziwona komanso zala ziwiri kuchokera patali.