Eya, Tsiku la Valentine. Ngakhale maanja ambiri amakondwerera tchuthi cha Hallmark ndi chakudya chamadzulo kapena kusinthana mphatso kwakanthawi kochepa (maluwa ndi chokoleti amatenga nthawi yayitali bwanji, zivute zitani?), Ena amakwaniritsa zokhumba zawo zakuthupi ndi zosangalatsa zina zabwino. Tsopano, malingaliro anu asanafike pozama kwambiri m'ngalande, ndikulankhula za mpikisano wapa kanema wowopsa pano.

Pali china chake chokhudza kukondana kwamwazi komanso mkwiyo wa kanema wowopsa. Kaya mukuthandizira ngwazi kuti zipulumuke (ndikukhala bwino!) Kapena kuti amisala kuti agwire ntchitoyo (decapitation!), Mutha kudalira zowopsa kuti magazi anu akupopereni.

Chifukwa chake Tsiku la Valentine ili, ndikufuna kuwona maanja omwe amapha omwe amapindula kwambiri ndi zomwe amakonda. Amasunga chikondi chawo potenga miyoyo ya ena. Inde, ma duos owopsawa amapanga zolinga zaubwenzi zowopsa kwambiri.

Heathers (1988)

Heathers anapereka maziko chifukwa chodandaula kwanga pa Christian Slater, ndipo ndidzakhala wokondwa kwanthawizonse. Ndidzasandulika kosatha chifukwa cha ziyembekezo zosagwirizana zomwe zidachitika. Ndi wachinyamata uti wokhumudwitsa yemwe sanafune chikondi ngati cha JD ndi Veronica?

Monga maubwenzi ambiri achichepere (ndimaganiza), chikondi chawo chimamasula kuchokera ku chidani cha magulu onyansa komanso otchuka omwe amayenda miseche pasukulu yasekondale. Veronica (Winona Ryder) poyamba anali m'gulu la "ozizira", koma machitidwe awo onyentchera adamupangitsa kuti asakhale paubwenzi. Lowetsani Jason "JD" Dean (Christian Slater), mwana watsopano mtawuniyi wokhala ndi saucy sardonic streak komanso waluso lenileni lakupha.

Mgwirizano wawo ukuwonetsa kuti akudziwa kuzindikira ndi kuthandizana wina ndi mnzake. Kwa Veronica, ndikumudziwa kwake gulu la ophunzira komanso luso lolemba zolemba pamanja. Kwa JD, ndikupha mwachinyengo komwe kumadziwika ngati kudzipha. Awiri angwiro!

Mkwatibwi wa Chucky (1998)

Chucky ndi Tiffany ali ndi banja lakupha. Nthawi iliyonse okonda zowopsa akatchulidwa, zimatsimikizika kuti mayina awo adzakhala pamndandanda.

Onse opha omwe adakwanitsa pawokha, pomwe awiriwa ali limodzi ali pafupi kwambiri. Monga, kufalitsa-angapo-makanema osasunthika. Chucky ndi Tiffany amagawana zachisangalalo chosasimbika.

Koma tisaiwale kuti aliyense ali ndi luso lawo lakupha. Tiffany (Jennifer Tilly) akunena za kupha kwachilengedwe komanso kwazinthu zatsopano - ndi Martha Stewart wakupha. Chucky (Brad Dourif) ndiwotsogola kwambiri, akukonda kuphweka kofunikira kwambiri kwakubaya bwino.

Izi zikunenedwa, nkofunika kuzindikira kuti amaphunzira kuchokera kwa wina ndi mnzake. Amalimbikitsana nthawi zonse kuti achite zambiri - kuti achoke kunja kwa malo awo opumira ndikukula ngati anthu (amisala). Amakhala ndi chilakolako choyenera mu ubale wawo wopanda thanzi.

Anthu Omwe Ali M'masitepe (1991)

Mwachiwonekere njira yabwino kwambiri yopangira banja kukhala yokakamiza kwambiri Malamulo okhwima kwa alendo ndi ana onse mnyumba mwanu. Zomwe, ndizomwe timaphunzira Anthu Omwe Ali Masitepe. Ndikulingalira kuti kupha kumathandizanso? Komanso, onetsetsani kuti galu wanu waphunzitsidwa bwino. Zinsinsi zopambana.

Amayi (Wendy Robie) ndi Adadi (Everett McGill) amalamulira nyumba yawo ndi nkhonya (ndi chikopa) nkhonya. Mukakhala ndi banja lovuta kwambiri, ndikosavuta kuti kusamvana kwakung'ono kuwonjezere ndikusokoneza zoyesayesa zanu. Koma zonse ndi za mgwirizano - kudalirana ndi kuthandizana wina ndi mnzake kudzera munkhanza zawo.

Ngakhale mzindawo udawatsutsa, Amayi ndi Abambo amakhala mogwirizana. Ndiwo okwatirana.

Opha Obadwa Kwachilengedwe (1994)

Kungakhale kutambasula kuyimba Amayi Akufa Obadwa Kanema wowopsa, koma ndidzaweruzidwa ngati Mickey ndi Mallory sanapeze malo awo pamndandandawu.

Ana opengawa amakonda kupha anthu ambiri monga momwe amakondera - zomwe zikutanthauza kuti amakonda kwambiri. Zovuta zawo zidawabweretsa pamodzi ndikupanga mgwirizano wosagawanika, womangidwa ndi zokonda zawo zakupha.

Ngakhale adakumana ndi mayesero komanso masautso (osanenapo za nthawi yawo yakundende), Mickey (Woody Harrelson) ndi Mallory (Juliette Lewis) adapitilira zonsezi. Monga chitsanzo chabwino cha "wopenga wako amafanana ndi wopenga wanga", awa ndi mafumu okwera-kapena-kufa.

Nyimbo Zachikondi (2016)

Evelyn ndi John ali ndiubwenzi wovuta. Ndicho chidule cha "kuyika modekha" Ma Hound a Chikondi, Kanema waku Australia yemwe amatsatira kugwidwa kwa msungwana wina ndi kuchitiridwa nkhanza ndi banja lina loyipa.

John (Stephen Curry) ndi Evelyn (Emma Booth) amalowetsedwa pamasewera okhwima kwambiri komanso oyipa omwe amapyola mitsempha yaubwenzi wawo. Amagawana nsanje yopotozedwa ndipo amachita zokonda zomwe zimawapangitsa kukhala ogwirizana limodzi ndikudzipereka kwathunthu.

Pamene tikuphunzira kudzera mufilimuyi, chidwi chawo chimakulitsidwa ndi kuzunza komanso kupha atsikana achichepere. Ndikulingalira kuti sanayese upangiri wa maanja?

Oyang'anira (2012)

Oyang'anira ndi mwala wokongola wosangalatsa wamdima womwe umawonetsa momwe zingakhalire mwachangu komanso kosavuta kupeza chidwi chatsopano m'moyo. Zimangochitika kuti - kwa Chris ndi Tina - chidwi chawo chatsopano ndikupha.

Okondawo amayenda modabwitsa komanso zowoneka bwino ku England mu karavani, akukumana ndi alendo okhumudwitsa komanso onyansitsa panjira. Chris (Steve Oram, Nyimbo Yamdima) ndi Tina (Alice Lowe, Kubwezera) akukhala moyo wawo wabwino kwambiri, kutaya aliyense amene awakwiyitsa paulendo wawo wowona malo.

Ngati mwakwiyidwapo ndi zomwe mlendo amachita, kanemayu ayenera kukhala wosangalatsa modabwitsa. Chris ndi Tina ndiwofanana kwambiri chifukwa cha malingaliro awo pa zomwe sizingakhululukidwe - komanso momwe amasankhira kuthana nazo.

Okondedwa (2009)

Okondedwa atha kukhala ndi zoopsa zambiri… maanja osagwirizana, koma pali chikondi chambiri pakati pa wakupha 'Mfumukazi' ndi abambo ake okondedwa.

Gawo la zomwe zimapanga Okondedwa Kanema wochititsa chidwi komanso wosokoneza uyu ndi ubale wamgwirizano pakati pa awiriwa. Abambo (John Brumpton) amamuchitira chilichonse mwana wawo wamkazi, ndipo Lola (Robin McLeavy) ali wokondwa kwambiri kulandira chidwi. Zithunzi zawo zimadontha ndi kwambiri mavuto omangika.

Lola amafunikira kukondedwa kwambiri, ndipo abambo ake amamudyetsa chilakolakochi pomugwadira. Monga kuti akutenga chidole chatsopano (ndipo, makamaka, ali), Abambo amapeza chosewerera chaposachedwa pamndandanda wa Lola ndikumukokera kunyumba kuti akamupatse zofuna zake.

Kapangidwe kakang'ono kamene tili nako kunyumba kwawo kumakupangitsani kudabwa kuti ndi ndani amene adayamba. Kodi zidali nsanje zake komanso ziwawa zake, kapena kumvetsetsa kwake kwa momwe angagwirire ndi kuzunza? Mwanjira iliyonse, ndi awiri opindulitsa.

 

Kodi okonda anu omwe mumakonda kuwoloka nyenyezi ndi ndani? Tiuzeni mu ndemanga pansipa!

Kuti mumve zambiri pa Tsiku la Valentine, onani ndemanga zathu Zakale ku Phwando la Valentine Wanga wamagazi!