Ntchito zotsatsira zimadzaza ndi makanema ochitapo kanthu komanso nthabwala za Adam Sandler, koma zikusefukira ndi zowopsa. Mwina ndi chiwerengero cha maudindo aakulu; mwina ndi chiwerengero cha mafani owopsa? Mulimonse momwe zingakhalire, ndizosatheka kusankha kuchokera pazosankha masauzande.

Koma ndicho chimene ife tadzera pano. Pamene tinkalimbikira nkhalango zamdima zamasewera asanu ndi atatu otsatsira - Netflix, Hulu, HBO Max, ndi zina…- tidatuluka ndi chikwama chonyamulira chokhala ndi maudindo abwino kwambiri, mphindi zodziwika bwino, ndi oyipa akale. Lowani ndi kuchenjezedwa: izi si za ofooka mtima.

The Evil Dead (HBO Max):

Nthawi zina, mumangofuna kuwona mnyamata akutenga gulu la zilombo. Oipa Akufa amazindikira zimenezo. Iwo adasiya chiwembu chofuna phala lachilombo chokhala ndi magazi ambiri, zowopsa, komanso kugwiriridwa kwamitengo kuposa mtundu wina uliwonse mpaka pano. Mwina akadachita popanda kugwiriridwa kwa mtengo, koma zojambula za DIY zochokera ku Sam Raimi ndi chimodzi mwazochita zochititsa chidwi kwambiri zamakanema mu kanema wamakono.

Masiku 28 Pambuyo pake (HBO Max):

Ngati simukufuna kuwonera kanema wa mliri, timapeza. Izi zikunenedwa, 28 Days Pambuyo pake ndi kanema wankhanza, wowopsa wodzaza ndi zowopsa komanso mphindi zosaiŵalika. Ndizabwino kwambiri Robert Kirkman adazitchula ngati kudzoza kwa The Walking Dead.

Chiwonongeko (Chachikulu +):

Kanema wowopsa kwambiri wa 2018 anali Annihilation. Ngakhale zidakhala zasayansi kwambiri kuposa zowopsa, zidali ndi zowopsa zingapo. Ulendo wolimbikitsidwa ndi Tarkovksy wopita kuderali - kuwira kwa fulorosenti komwe nyama zimamera maluwa ndipo asirikali amatopa - ndizovuta kwambiri zomwe simudzayiwala posachedwa.

Nyumba (HBO Max):

Ponena za malingaliro, Nyumba ndiye chinthu chapafupi kwambiri ndi asidi pamsika. Mukufuna kuwona ma piyano oyipa, amphaka amatsenga, ndi nthochi zolankhula popanda kutsika kwa psychedelics? Mnyamata, kodi tili ndi kanemayo? Zoyamba za Nobuhiko Obayashi zili ngati kusakaniza pakati pa Scooby-Do ndi The Magical Mystery Tour, Suspiria ndi Salvador Dali. Inu muyenera kuziwona izo kuti mukhulupirire izo.

mphete (Hulu):

Mphete ndi ulendo wamaganizidwe koma mwanjira ina. Ndi kanema waku Japan wokhala ndi malingaliro abwino komanso mathero openga. Chiwonetsero chomwe mkazi akukwawa m'chitsime ndikulowa mu TV ndi mtedza ngati chilichonse mu Nyumba kapena Chiwonongeko. Mwinanso kwambiri…

Black Narcissus (Criterion Channel):

Black Narcissus ndi gawo lachisanu kuchokera ku The Archers. Sizinali zabwino mwa njira iliyonse, koma kachiwiri, adapanga mafilimu abwino kwambiri nthawi zonse. Kodi chilichonse chingakhale pamwamba pa The Red Shoes kapena A Canterbury Tale? Zomwe zikunenedwa, adapanga filimu ya Evil Nun ndi 1947 classic, kagawo kakang'ono ka Technicolor kamene kadzalimbikitsa Benedetta ndi The Nun.

Nyumba Yake (Netflix):

Khama laposachedwa lowopsa la Netflix likulowa muzauzimu. Zimakhudzanso nyumba yomwe ili ndi chipwirikiti ndi banja lomwe latsekeredwa, limodzi ndi phunziro la momwe zimakhalira munthu wosamukira ku England. Nyumba zowonongeka ndizowopsa, koma kusamukira kumalo kumene palibe amene akuwoneka ngati inu kungakhale koopsa kwambiri.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Tubi):

Ayi, osati mtundu wa Donald Sutherland. Sutherland akadali mwana panthawiyi. Invasion of the Body Snatchers yoyambirira ndi yachikale yaku America yochokera kwa Don Siegal, wojambula bwino kwambiri kuposa Phillip Kaufman. Mbiri yake ya nthano za alendo-obisika-monga-anthu ndi fanizo la chikominisi ndi zoipa zomwe zimabisala poyera, zomwe zimapangitsa kuti zikhale zowopsya kwambiri pamene "anthu a pod" ayamba kuwonekera mosadziwika bwino.

Kuwala (HBO Max):

Tinayenera kupeza Kubrick pano. The Shining ndi "filimu yake yokhayo yochititsa mantha," koma mafilimu ake onse ali ndi zinthu zoopsa: gulu la ogwirira (A Clockwork Orange), mwamuna yemwe amasweka (Barry Lyndon), mtundu womwe umasoweka (2001: A Space Odyssey) . Kubrick ndi chiwopsezo chotsika kwambiri, chomwe sichinawonekerepo kuposa m'makonde amtundu wa The Shining. Jack Nicholson akusewera bambo ndi nkhwangwa kuti apere. Patatha mwezi umodzi ku Overlook Hotel, amayamba kusokonezeka maganizo ndikuthamangitsa banja lake ngati gulu la mbewa. Redrum ikuchitika.

Kukwawa (Hulu):

Ndi zimphona zazikuluzikulu! Ndi chiyani chomwe chingakhale chosangalatsa kuposa chimenecho? Ndidikila…

Maso Opanda Nkhope (Criterion Channel):

Mwina simunamvepo, koma Eyes Without a Face ndi imodzi mwa mafilimu otchuka kwambiri omwe adapangidwapo. Kanemayo adalimbikitsa Khungu lomwe Ndimakhalamo, komanso owongolera ngati Guillermo del Toro. Izi zikutsatira dokotala wina wa opaleshoni wa pulasitiki yemwe amapha ophunzira aku koleji kuti athe kuwachotsa nkhope zawo ndi kuwaphatikizira kwa mwana wake wamkazi, yemwe khungu lake linawonongeka pangozi ya galimoto. Zithunzizo ndi zosautsa, zolemba za ndakatulo, ndipo mapeto ake amapereka tanthauzo latsopano la "kupulumutsa nkhope."

Zenera lakumbuyo (Criterion Channel):

Ndi nkhani yomwe yanenedwa nthawi miliyoni. Wina amayang'ana pawindo la mnansi wake. Kenako, kuphana kumachitika, ndipo amayitana mnzawo kuti afufuze. Disturbia ndi Mkazi Pazenera amachokera pamalingaliro omwewo. Chokhacho chofunikira, komabe, ndi mtundu wa Hitchcock momwe mwamuna amazindikira kuti mkazi wasowa.

Halloween (Roku):

Halloween yoyamba inali yapamwamba kwambiri ndipo inasinthadi masewerawo. Kenako, tinali ndi zina zingapo zomwe zinali…zabwino. Mwina zoyipa sizowopsa ngati mukudziwa kuti ngwaziyo ipulumuka, ndikupulumuka, ndikupulumuka, ndikupulumuka. Ndikuyamba kuganiza kuti Lauri Strode ndiye wosafa, osati Michael Meyers. Komabe, choyambirira cha John Carpenter chili ndi nkhokwe zenizeni komanso kukangana kwenikweni. Kamera yowuluka, chigoli cha harpsichord, kuwombera kotsegulira, Mtsikana Womaliza… palibe ngakhale zotsatizana 11 zomwe zingachotse zachilendo za Carpenter's magnum opus.

Imatsatira (Netflix):

Kodi ndi kanema wokhudza matenda opatsirana pogonana, kapena ndi malonda a makondomu? Sindingaganizire filimu ina yokhudzana ndi kufunika kovala chitetezo, zomwe zikutanthauza kuti David Robert Mitchell's directorial kuwonekera koyamba kugulu ali mu kalasi yakeyake. Imatsatira mayi wina yemwe wagwidwa ndi chiwanda chomwe chinamupatsira kudzera mu kugonana. Kodi apereka? Kapena apitiriza kuthamanga? Yankho silimveka bwino.

Pan's Labyrinth (Netflix):

Guillermo del Toro ali kutsogolo kwa Dark Fantasy, ndipo adalowa m'gulu la Pan's Labyrinth. Chimodzi mwa luso lake ndikubweretsa kulenga ndi zenizeni pamodzi. Nkhani ya mtsikana wa kudziko lina ingaoneke ngati yeniyeni, koma yozikidwa pa zoopsa za Nkhondo Yapachiweniweni ya ku Spain, nkhanza za ana, ndi kunyalanyazidwa. Ngakhale mufilimu yomwe ili ndi chilombo chotchedwa "Pale Man," zilombo zenizeni ndi anthu.

Munthu Wosaoneka (HBO Max):

Mukuganiza kuti muli ndi chibwenzi… Amayesa kuthawa, koma ndi iye yekha amene amabisala.

The Omen (Hulu):

Osati filimu iliyonse yokhala ndi mwana woyipa imagwira ntchito, koma iyi imachita. Damien ndi mtundu wa mwana yemwe simudzalola kulikonse pafupi ndi mwana wanu, kapena inu nokha. Pali chifukwa chake amakhala ndi nanny watsopano aliyense

mwezi, ndipo si chifukwa cha malipiro osauka. Zokwanira kunena kuti anthu asowa, maliro amachitika ndipo imfa ikupereka moni kwa alendo pakhomo ngati mphasa yolandirira.

Poltergeist (HBO Max):

Tikudziwa Steven Spielberg ngati director, koma adakhalanso wopanga. Adapanganso makanema abwino kwambiri azaka za m'ma 1980, ndipo zomwe adaziwona zili pazachipongwe. Mtsikana akayamba kucheza ndi wailesi yakanema, zinthu zachilendo zimayamba kuchitika. Posakhalitsa, akubedwa ndi mphamvu yankhanza. Musananene kuti “foni kunyumba,” akuyesa kulankhula ndi makolo ake ochokera kudziko lina.

Suspiria (Tubi):

Osati kusokonezedwa ndi Luca Guadagnino's Suspiria, Suspiria iyi ndi ya wachinyamata yemwe adalowa m'sukulu yovina yoyendetsedwa ndi mfiti. Panthawi ina, adzayenera kupeza mgwirizano wawo ndikuwaletsa kupha ovina ambiri. Zabwino zonse… Sukuluyi ndi yodabwitsa kwambiri ya zomangamanga zachi Gothic, zitseko zotsekeredwa, ndi akasupe a magazi ofiira. Chigoli cha Goblin chimatembenuza makwerero aliwonse kukhala makwerero opita ku gehena.

The Wicker Man (Amazon Prime, premium):

Ndi filimu yowopsya. Ndi nthabwala. Ndi nthano ya anthu. Ndi Travelog. Wicker Man ndiye zinthu zonsezo ndi zina zambiri. Wapolisi adafika pachilumba kuti akafufuze zakusowa kwa mtsikana wazaka 12, zomwe anthu ammudzi amati sadziwa chilichonse. Zinthu zimafika pamutu pamene miyambo yawo (kuvina kwamitengo?) imayamba kuwoneka ngati yausatana, zomwe zimatsogolera ku mathero omwe simudzawawona akubwera, ndipo simudzayiwala posachedwa.

The Lighthouse (Amazon Prime):

Kodi ndi flick yowopsa? Zoonadi ndi choncho! Sindikudziwa chifukwa chake mafani ambiri amtunduwu anali osavuta kutulutsa kachidutswa kachipinda kakuda ndi koyera kamene kamadzaza mafelemu amodzi kuposa momwe makanema ambiri amachitira nthawi yonseyi.

Usiku wa Akufa Amoyo (Criterion Channel):

Night of the Living Dead mwina sanapange kanema wa zombie, kapena gulu la DIY, monga momwe anthu ambiri amaganizira. Koma chinachotsa mantha m’malo a mipanda ndi mithunzi ndi kuloŵa m’kuunika kwamakono. Mtsogoleri George Romero akunena kuti zambiri zomwe zinapangitsa kuti kuwonekera kwake kukhala kwapadera kwambiri-kamera yogwira dzanja, kuwala kwachilengedwe-zinali chabe chifukwa cha kupanga mafilimu otsika mtengo. Inde, kulondola. Ndi katswiri yekha amene akanatha kuchotsa zomwe Romero amachita pano.

Les Diaboliques (Criterion Channel):

M. Night Shyamalan ayenera kuti adawonera Les Diaboliques nthawi zosachepera 20 asanapange The Sixth Sense. Kanemayo akutsatira njira yofananira: Nicole atamiza mwamuna wake m'bafa, amataya thupi lake m'dziwe. Kenako akuyamba kuonana ndi mwamuna wake mtawuni. Kodi ali moyo? Kapena amaona anthu akufa? Hmmm, ndikudabwa?

Carrie (Kugwedeza):

Carrie tsopano akukhamukira pa Shudder, kotero mwachibadwa, tinayenera kuiphatikiza. Uwu unali udindo woyamba wa Sissy Spacek, ndipo sakanakhala wabwinoko. Sikuti tsiku lililonse mumawona munthu waluso pa chithunzi chowongolera bwino.

Midsommar (Amazon Prime):

Ari Aster adafotokozapo Midsommar ngati Wizard wa Oz pa bowa, zomwe zimamveka. Msewu wa njerwa wachikasu ndi imodzi mwamankhwala osokoneza bongo ku Midsommar. Pali zithunzi zambiri zopotoka, mitundu itatu, ndi malingaliro osokonezeka panjira yopita ku chikondwerero cha Sweden ichi. Sitilinso ku Kansas, ndizowona.

Cholowa (Hulu, premium):

Hereditary imayendetsedwanso ndi Ari Aster. Ndipo monga Midsommar, zimakhazikika pa mkazi kuyesera kusunga ubale wake palimodzi. Toni Collette amasewera Annie, wojambula yemwe amataya amayi ake ndipo akuwopa kutaya mwamuna wake. Amapanga tizithunzi tating'ono ta nyumba yake zomwe posakhalitsa zimaposa tinthu tating'ono; iwo ali mauneneri a chimene chiri nkudza. Ngati simunawonepo koyamba kogogoda uku, mukuyembekezera chiyani?

Eraserhead (Criterion Channel):

Ndimakonda chilichonse chokhudza Eraserhead. Kujambula ndikwabwino, mlengalenga ndi wodabwitsa, lingaliro ndilabwino. Nkhaniyi imachokera ku kubadwa kwa mwana wamkazi wa David Lynch, ngakhale kuti mwanayo amawoneka pafupi ndi botolo la madzi kuposa munthu. Sikuti aliyense adzakhala pa wavelength yake, koma ine ndithudi ndinali.

Vampyr (Criterion Channel):

Pali mafilimu ambiri a vampire kunja uko kuposa Starbucks Coffees, koma Vampyr samawoneka ngati aliyense wa iwo. Ndiloto kwambiri kuposa kanema, malingaliro ambiri kuposa kupha. Ndizo zonse zomwe Blade sali: chete, osinkhasinkha komanso osangalatsa.

Nsagwada (Amazon Prime):

Jaws ndiye chinthu chabwino kwambiri chomwe Spielberg adapangapo, kuyimitsa kwathunthu. Monga momwe timakonda ET Indiana Jones ndi Jurassic Park, palibe chomwe chimapangitsa chisangalalo kukhala kumapeto kwa sabata ku Amity ndi Robert Shaw, Roy Schnieder, Richard Dreyfuss, ndi shaki yaikulu.

Kuwongolera (Netflix):

Kwa yomaliza iyi, tikufuna kukupatsani zomwe aliyense angasangalale nazo. The Conjuring ndi mtundu wa kanema womwe umakopa anthu ochita mantha komanso mafani a Marvel, okonda zosangalatsa, amphaka owopsa. Penapake kuponya kumeneku ndikokondedwa pakati pa anthu onse. Ngakhale atsikana achichepere amaganiza kuti The Conjuring ndi, ngati, yabwino kwambiri.