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Monga momwe mutuwo ukuwonetsera, pali ufiti wambiri mu nthabwala zowopsa zaku Spain Ufiti & Kuluma. Ndi za mfiti zodya anthu, pambuyo pa zonse. Za kuluma? Zambiri mwa izo, nawonso, makamaka ochokera pagulu la anyamata omwe amalira za ena odziwika, osazindikira kuti kutulutsa mtima wanu mophiphiritsa sizowopsa kwenikweni kuchotsa mtima wako, chiwopsezo chomwe chikubwera patsogolo pako. Mitu yonena za maukwati osweka, malonjezo osweka, ndi kusiyana pakati pa abambo ndi amai zomwe zimawalekanitsa ndizochuluka mufilimuyi, ndipo zolemba zilizonse zitha kulembedwa zokambirana za mutu wapadziko lonse. Koma lero tili pano kuti tikambirane za nthawi yomwe filimuyo ikukhala yovuta kwambiri. (Ena ochepa ZOTHANDIZA patsogolo).

10. Ndi kangati mwakhala mukuyendetsa msewu wamtchire ndikuwunikiridwa ndi azimayi achikulire angapo? Zinali choncho pomwe gulu la oyendetsa galimoto la zigawenga za wannabe linanyamuka kuti likapeze malo obisala pambuyo poti bungled heist.

9. Kodi chakudya chamadzulo usiku ndi chiani? Makiyi okazinga, kumene. Ufiti ndi Bitching makiyi okazinga

8. Polankhula za chakudya chamadzulo, kumapeto kwa kanema mfiti zimasonkhana patebulo labwino kwambiri paphwando lokoma la zakudya zokoma, kuphatikizapo chakudya chala. Kwenikweni. Zakudya zolimbitsa ndi zoluma7. Kusunga ndi mutu wankhani yamadzulo, ndili ndi mawu awiri kwa inu: Otsitsira anthu.

6. Ndi njira yabwino iti yodyera anthu osunthira kuposa kudya foloko ndi mpeni? Ziwiya zolodzera ndi zoumira5. Ndi chinthu chimodzi kumangirira anthu ndikuwakakamiza kuwadyetsa makutu ndi kuwadula magazi, koma kumangolankhula za moyo watsiku ndi tsiku ndikuchita izi ndikupenga misala.

4. Kodi mwawonapo chithunzi chachikulucho ndi Mike Tyson atanyamula nkhunda ziwiri ndikunena, "Tsopano kith?" Mmodzi mwa mfiti amachita izi ndi amuna awiri omwe amakangana. Popanda lisp, ndiye.

3. Broomsturbation ndi mphaka mafuta lubricant. Ndisiyira pomwepo.

2. Mukamapita kokacheza chimbudzi chakale, chamatope ndi anthu opanda malo owoneka bwino, ndi chiyani mwa zinthu zomaliza zomwe mukufuna kuwona? Wina amene akukuyang'anirani kudzera mu chimbudzi pansi panu ayenera kukhala pamwamba pamndandanda. Pee-ping Tom? Woponya poophole? Chilichonse chomwe mungafune kuyitcha, ayi zikomo.

1. Kotero Mickey Mouse, SpongeBob SquarePants, ndi Yesu Khristu akuyenda kupyola tawuni kukonzekera kukaba m'sitolo… Ayi, sichimayamba nthabwala ayi - ndiko kuyamba kwa kanemayu. Ufiti ndi Kuluma Yesu Tenga Gudumu

Kwa nthawi izi ndi zina za WTF, onani Ufiti & Kuluma, pakadali pano ikutsikira pa Netflix. Onerani kalavani pansipa. [youtube id = "ivHEza4t0wY" align = "center" mode = "yachibadwa" autoplay = "ayi"]

 

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