Kuchokera kwa Ron Bonk pamabwera filimu yochititsa chidwi kwambiri ya grindhouse / comedy, Amapha. Wosewera Jennie Russo monga wotsogolera Sadie, Amapha amatenga mtundu wowopsa wa thupi kupita kumlingo watsopano wonyansa, kupanga mano zikuwoneka ngati kanema wa Disney Channel. Posachedwapa ndinasangalala kuiona isanatulutsidwe.

Chidule cha zowonera zapamwamba zimawerengedwa motere:

"Moyo wa Sadie udawonongeka pamene gulu lankhanza lotchedwa 'The Touchers' likufuna kumuganizira chifukwa cha malingaliro awo omvetsa chisoni atamuona ali maliseche koma wosalakwa akusewera m'munda wapafupi. Pausiku waukwati wake, amamuukira iye ndi mwamuna wake Edwin, akumachitira nkhanza onse aŵiri. Koma panthawi ya chiukirocho, namwaliyo atulukira chinsinsi choopsa chokhudza thupi lake—anatembereredwa ndi ‘Chinjoka cha Moto,’ mkhalidwe umene Satana wadzinenera kumaliseche ake. Atapita kukaonana ndi mnzake wobwebweta, Casparella, kuthamangitsidwa kwa mlengalenga kumayesedwa pazakudya zake zanyama, koma kumangotsegula ndikutsegula mphamvu zobisika mkati mwake. Chipolopolo chake chimakhala chakupha, chida chake chakupha kwambiri mu ludzu lake lobwezera The Touchers ndi nkhondo yake yolimbana ndi amuna osilira kulikonse!

Oo. Inde, inu mukuwerenga izo molondola. Iyi ndi kanema wokhudza a maliseche akupha. Wodzazidwa ndi zinthu zambiri zotsika mtengo (kanemayi amangotengera $8,000 kupanga) komanso njira zopangira maliseche aakazi kukhala chida chowonongera anthu ambiri, kulemekeza kotere kwa mafilimu a grindhouse chakumapeto kwa zaka za m'ma 70s kukupambana osati kukusokonezani, komanso. kukukhumudwitsani nthawi zonse. Ngati David Wain ndi Michael Showalter wa Nyengo Yam'madzi Yam'madzi Yam'mwera ku America kutchuka anaganiza kuchita spoof pa mtundu masuku pamutu, izo zikhoza kuoneka ngati kwambiri Amapha. Zoseketsa zili pamwamba komanso zopusa; Ndinaphunzira mawu angapo atsopano owopsa a nyini. Sewero, zomwe filimuyi ili, imagwira ntchito modabwitsa. Ndi corny dialogue imagwira ntchito bwino kuti igwirizane ndi mtunduwo, pafupifupi kukupangitsani kudabwa ngati filimuyi idachokera nthawi yomwe ikuchokera.

N'kutheka kuti sizodabwitsa kuti filimuyi ndi yonyansa kwambiri. Mochuluka kwambiri, mwakuti pamene kagalu wanga anadzipindika nane pamiyendo yanga kuti azigwirana ndi ine pamene ndimayang'ana masewerowa, ndinamva chisoni kukhala ndi chinthu chokoma chosalakwa chochitira umboni filimuyi ndikumulowetsa m'chipinda china. Madzi a m'thupi amawuluka momasuka mufilimu yonseyo ndipo kugonana kumakhudza kwambiri filimu yonseyo. Jennie Russo ndi zisudzo amene mwachionekere womasuka kwambiri kukhala maliseche pa filimu, ndipo ine sindidzadandaula za izo pang'ono. Zithunzi za imfa ndizopanga nzeru kwambiri ndipo zimagwiritsa ntchito bwino zotsatira zomwe anali nazo, kupulumutsa zabwino kwambiri komanso zopanga kwambiri pakupha komaliza, zomwe zimakusiyani inu kuseka pamene mukudandaula ndi zonyansa zonse.

The Touchers ndi zabwino kwambiri ngati munthu wamkulu wa filimuyi. Mtsogoleri wa zigawenga, Dirk, amasewera limodzi la masharubu opusa kwambiri nthawi zonse, omwe amatsikira pakhosi pake, amadutsa pachifuwa chake kenako amazungulira pamabele ake, onse olumikizana. Ndiwozizira, ndiwachigololo, ndiye mwamuna, ndipo simukufuna kusokoneza Dirk wamphamvu. Komanso, amanyamula thumba la zilonda zouma kuti adye. Zabwino. Zina zonse ndizabwino, ndipo muyenera kupereka ma bonasi kwa wamkulu wa Blue goon chifukwa chokhala ndi chithunzi cha Leatherface pa mkono wake.

Kufikira mphindi 141, filimuyo ikuwoneka ngati ikukoka pang'ono nthawi zina, yokhala ndi malo a disco omwe adapitilira zomwe zimawoneka ngati kwamuyaya. Mwamwayi, nthawi iliyonse mufilimuyo mukakhala chete, chinachake chingakhale choseketsa kapena chonyansa (kapena zonse ziwiri) chimabwera nthawi yomweyo ndipo mumayiwala chilichonse chomwe chikuwoneka motalika kwambiri. Kusangalatsidwa kwa zonsezi kuwombola filimuyi kuchokera ku chilichonse chomwe chimamveka ngati chikukokera.

Komabe mwazonse, Amapha ndi filimu yonyansa komanso yosangalatsa kwambiri koma osati ya ofooka mtima. Iyi ndi kanema yomwe iyenera kuwonedwa kuti ikhulupirire. Kutulutsa ziwanda. Yesu Wakuda. Masewera a Nkhondo. Nyini zakupha. Kuphulika mbolo. Zonse zili pamenepo.

Ndinafikira kwa wopanga mafilimu Ron Bonk ndipo ndinapeza kuti filimuyo idzatulutsidwa ku zikondwerero ndi zisudzo mu September, ndi Blu-Ray, Dvd, ndi VHS (!!!) kumasulidwa kuzungulira March kapena April 2016. Mukhoza kupita ku Facebook yovomerezeka tsamba kuti mudzidziwitse nokha Pano.

Pakadali pano, onetsetsani kuti mwawonera ngolo yomwe ili pansipa!