Yolembedwa ndi Patti Pauley

Ndine wotsimikiza kunena kuti gawo lalikulu la ife pano ndife okondwa kuti talowa mu mitundu yokongola ya Kugwa, zigamba za maungu, ndipo mwachiwonekere ndi imodzi mwazinthu zabwino kwambiri zowopsa m'badwo wathu kuti zibwererenso kupambana, Kuyenda Dead. Pakadali pano, AMC ikuchita mantha ake apachaka- mutha kuwona dongosolo lathunthu apa, ndipo akuphatikizidwa pamndandanda wa chaka chino ndiye mpikisano womaliza wopita ku Walking Dead wopita kunyengo yomwe ikuyembekezeka kwambiri nyengo zisanu ndi ziwiri. Palibe amene angakane kuti magawo omaliza aposachedwa omwe adamaliza mu Epulo adatisiya tikufuula WTF modabwitsika komanso modabwitsa munthawi zonse. Kuphatikiza nyengo yotsiriza yakuthothoka kwa nsagwada tidatisiya. Kaya mudapanga mtendere ndi momwe zinthu zidathera nyengo yathayi kapena mukungoponyabe thobvu kukamwa kowawidwa ndi mkwiyo, mukudziwa bwino mudzakhala mukuyang'ana kumapeto komaliza kwa Rick, zigawenga, ndi Lucille.

Ngati simunakonzekere kumva zonse ...

Pomwe tonse titha kukhala pansi ndikulingalira kuti ndi ndani amene amalandila kumenyedwa mwankhanza kumeneku, ulendo wathu wachisanu ndi chimodzi adatitengera kukafika kumeneko kunali kosangalatsa, kokayikitsa, komanso mwayi wamulungu wonamizira (m'maganizo mwanga) khalani kutali ndi. Za ine, ndi ena ambiri, ndinawerenga nthabwala chiwonetserochi chisanatulutsidwe, ndipo ndakhala wowonerera wokhulupirika kuyambira pomwe chiwonetserochi chidayamba pa Halowini wa 2009. Nyengo iliyonse idakhala ndi osachepera chimodzi “Woyera Shit” mphindi, koma chaka chathachi chatitenga paulendo wamatsenga wopitilira angapo amtunduwu. Poyembekezera nyengo yoyambira pa Okutobala 23, ndi pulogalamu ya zombie yomwe amakonda kwambiri, tiyeni tiwone nthawi zisanu za WTF kuyambira nyengo yathayi.

5. Rambo Carol VS. Mimbulu

Kwa zaka zisanu ndi ziwiri zapitazi tidayang'ana Carol akukula kuchoka kwa mayi wamanyazi womenyedwa mpaka kukhuta pa bulu woyipa, ndipo timakonda kumuwona akupita kwathunthu Rambo pamiyendo yomwe idabwera. Choyamba cha nyengo yachisanu ndi chimodzi chinali mphindi yothinana msana, koma chochitika ichi chomwe chikuchitika m'chigawo chachiwiri, chimangondipatsa ma fuzzies onse. Inali panthawiyi, mphindi iyi ya WTF, Carol adakhala Mfumukazi ya dziko latsopano, ndikuchotsa Rick ndi Daryl ngati abulu oyipa akomweko. Mimbulu yalowa m'makoma a Alexandria ndipo Carol analibe phokoso. Anadzibisa yekha ngati mdaniyo ndikupita mtawoni pamayamwa awa. Zinali ngati kuwonera Rambo 5 momwe mulinso Melissa McBride. Zinandisiya pansi ndikumwa madzi ndikulambira Mfumukazi ya Ninja m'njira zodabwitsa kwambiri. Pita msungwana.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ7psvJ5YcE

 

 

 

4. Chipolopolo cha Denise Chidula

 

Kukhala munthawi yopanda tanthauzo, zimakuvutani kupeza dokotala wabwino mukafuna. Pambuyo pa mphindi yanga yachinayi ya WTF, zidangovuta kwambiri. M'chigawo cha 14 cha nyengo yachisanu ndi chimodzi, Denise aganiza zokoka zovala zake zazing'ono komanso atsagana ndi Daryl ndi Rosita pamagalimoto omwe amakhala pafupi ndi malo ogulitsa pafupi. Mpaka pano, zinali zowonekeratu kuti Doctor Denise sanadziwe zambiri ndi "Akufa", ndikuti anali wotsimikiza kuti anali kunja kwa mpanda wa Alexandria. Komabe, ngakhale anali wosalongosoka, iye amathetsa mantha ake ndi chiwonetsero chowopsa ku Pharmacy, ndikubwerera panjira pamene awona woyenda atadzazana mkati mwa galimoto yozizira kwambiri. Amalimbana ndi wosafa, koma amatha kupuma woyenda. Akuwoneka kuti akunyada panthawiyi, akutenga chozizira chomwe adamuyang'ana mgalimoto, ndikutulutsa koloko wa lalanje ngati chikho chake. Pambuyo pake, Daryl akudzudzula dokotala wabwino kuti adziike pachiwopsezo mosafunikira, ndipo Denise apita kumalo onsewa momwe amafunikira kudzipangira yekha, komanso kuti akhale ndi chidziwitso. Titafika pachimake pamalankhulidwe awa, adokotala amatola muvi. Kupyola pomwepo ndi diso. Mukawerenga nthabwala, mukudziwa kuti muviwo udapangidwira Abrahamu. Chifukwa chake izi zidatiponya ku gehena limodzi lokha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dHjIbeNTWI

 

 

 

 

3. Ummm wa Glenn. Imfa?

Nyengo yachisanu ndi chimodzi, gawo lachitatu lidatipatsa chimphona chonyamula miyala komwe kuli Glenn, ndipo akadakhala kuti akadali wamoyo kapena atasiyidwa ngati oyenda. Muwonetsero womwe uli ndi mutu wakuti "Zikomo", Glenn ndi Michonne alangizidwa ndi Rick kuti atsogolere anthu ena aku Alexandrites kubwerera kwawo atatulukira chimphona china chomwe chimamva za oyenda kunja. Komabe, ambiri mwa omwe amadya nyama amatuluka kaye amawapeza koyamba. Michonne amatha kuthawa ndi gulu lina kupatula ochepa ovulala, koma Glenn ndi a Nicholas omwe amakwiyitsa amasiya kumbuyo ndipo pamapeto pake amakhala omvera. Pakadali pano zikuwoneka ngati palibe njira yothetsera, ndiye kuti a Nicholas aganiza zodzichotsa, m'malo momadyedwa amoyo. Ndi chipolopolo kumutu, Nicholas agwera pa Glenn, ndikumupanikiza pansi pa thupi lopanda moyo, ndipo ndipamene zoyipa zimamenyera mwambiwo. Nkhaniyo ndi cliffhanger zidatichititsa kufuula pazowonera zathu ndikupita nawo kuma media kuti tithandizane, chifukwa zinali zotheka kuti awa anali mathero a wokondedwa wathu Glenn. Zachidziwikire, tonse tikudziwa kuti ali bwino .. pakadali pano. Koma idatulutsidwa WTF. Kodi simukuvomereza?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qcvC9rEaYE

 

 

 

2. Mipira Ya Blue Inamveka Padziko Lonse Lapansi

Mphindi yomwe inali ikungoluma pamapilo athu ndi nkhawa. Kuthamanga kwa adrenaline komwe kudutsa m'matupi athu kumapeto komaliza kwa nyengo yachisanu ndi chimodzi. Tinkadziwa zomwe zikubwera, ndipo zinali nafe m'mphepete mwa mipando yathu. Mphindi yomwe Negan adatuluka mu msasawo, akuimba maloto owopsa omwe adatumiza tsitsi lililonse m'thupi lathu kuyimirira, akugwira mwamphamvu chida chake, tonse tidataya. Zomwe zidasekedwa nyengo yonseyi zidafika kale, ndipo wina anali pafupi kupita tsiku losatha ndi Lucille. Mavutowa anali osatheka pomwe Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) amayenda uku ndi uku ndikuseka kowopsya mu chikho chake. Mtsogoleri wodziyesa yekha wa The Saviours amasankha wozunzidwa pambuyo pozungulira modabwitsa wa eenie-meenie-minee-mo, kenako zosatheka zimachitika. Kamera imadula. KAMERA INADULA. Kutisiya ndi nsagwada zathu pansi, ndi zovala zamkati pang'ono. Inde, wophulika wankhanzayo adapanga malo achiwiri pamndandandawu.

 

 

1. Malo Onse Awa Kuyambira Pakatikati Pakati pa Nyengo

Chiyambi cha nyengo isanu ndi umodzi yapakatikati inali WTF pambuyo pake. Pomwe akudzibisalira pakumva za oyenda m'misewu ya Alexandria, Rick, mnzake watsopano Jessie, Carl, Abambo a Gabriel, Michonne, Jessie, Ron, ndi Sam onse akuyesera kuti awongolere, mwakachetechete amapunthwa kudzera munjira zosafunikira kuthawa. Sam wachichepere, yemwe mwachiwonekere sakuchita bwino ndikukhala munthawi ya apocalyptic, awonongeka kwathunthu ndikusiya kufa. Akuponyera gululi kwathunthu, Sam amaundana ndikusindikiza tsogolo lake pamene oyenda azindikira kuti si m'modzi wawo. Tawona ana akuyenda pamndandanda wonse, koma sitinawonepo wina akudya wamoyo mwatsatanetsatane. Ndi mipira yanji pa olemba awa eh? Ndiye poti nkhani yaying'ono pakati pa Rick ndi Jessie imawoneka ngati ikutentha, Jessie amatengedwa pomwe amayamba kuswa miseche ndikufuula modabwitsa pomwe amawonera mwana wawo wamwamuna wamng'ono akudya. Ron, yemwe wakhala wosakhazikika kwakanthawi, ndipo ali ndi mbiri yovuta ndi Rick, yemwe adapha abambo ake koyambirira kwa nyengo, amatenga mfuti ndikuloza ku Rick. Amawombera koma amangophonya pang'ono, chifukwa cha Michonne yemwe amakhala ndi nthawi yoyenera. Komabe, Ron adadzitcha kuti Carl. Pamaso pomwe. Apanso ngati mumadziwa bwino nthabwala, tinkadziwa kuti izi mwina sizingachitike pambuyo pake. Koma helo wopatulika, adakoka khadi ija mwadzidzidzi ndipo adatisiya tili ndi mantha Carl atagwera pansi. Kusonkhanitsa kokongola kwa mphindi zitatuzi kumapangitsa malo apamwamba mosavuta.