Ndizosangalatsa kuti ndiyenera kuvomereza kuti sindinayang'ane konse kamodzi Nkhondo ya Monster kale m'moyo wanga, koma ndife pano. Mwamwayi, ngakhale kanemayu ndi kanema wachikale wa 80 omwe ambiri adakulira nawo, ndidatha kupewa owononga ndikumva khungu limodzi, ndipo sindimathokoza kwambiri chifukwa cha izi.

Chilichonse chokhuza izi chimangotulutsa chithumwa cha 80 kuchokera pamapangidwe a chilombocho, mpaka pamapangidwe ake ndikuchita. Chokhacho chomwe chingapangitse Chilombo Gulu Chogulitsa china cha ma 80 chikadakhala ngati Van Halen akadapanga nyimbo yonse. Komabe, ndimalingaliro amenewo m'malingaliro, izo zimamveka ngati zingakhale zabwino kwambiri.

Chiwembu cha Nkhondo ya Monster ndi yosavuta, koma yosangalatsa mokwanira kotero kuti sichimasokoneza chidziwitso chonse. Ziwombankhanga ndizowona, zoyipa zimachitika, ndipo zili kwa okonda chilombo chakomweko kuti apulumutse dziko lisanachitike ndi zoyipa. Zosavuta mokwanira, koma chifukwa chenichenicho chomwe mukuwonera zomwe zikuyenda ndi za anthu otchulidwa, komanso momwe amathandizira pakuchita misala yomwe ikuwazungulira.

Osewera ana anali akatswiri mufilimuyi, makamaka poganizira kuti ndi kanema "wabanja" kuyambira 1987. Ndikunena banja ngati choncho chifukwa cha kanema wa PG-13, imaponda gawo lina lamdima kwambiri. Kuchokera paukwati wosokonekera wa makolo a Sean ndi a Phoebe, kupita kwa Wowopsa Wachijeremani Guy kukhala wopulumuka pa Nazi, Nkhondo ya Monster saopa kudziwa mbali yakuda ya umunthu.

Gulu lotchedwa monster squad lili ndi zowonera zenizeni ndipo limamvadi ngati gulu la abwenzi achichepere omwe amalumikizana chifukwa cha kukondana kwawo. Ngakhale otchulidwa mbali ngati Scary German Guy, inde ndilo dzina lokhalo lomwe khalidweli limaperekedwa, kumva zowona ndipo mayanjano ake ndi anawo ndiosangalatsa kuwona pazenera, ngati sichingokhala tad mbali yoyipa.

Ndipo sianthu amunthu okha omwe amapambana, zilombazi ndizabwino mwa iwo okha. Nyenyezi ya gulu losokonekera pokhala ina koma chilombo cha Frankenstein, yemwe adatumizidwa kuti akaphe azithunzithunzi athu achichepere ndipo m'malo mwake amacheza ndi osaka nyama. Kuwona chilombocho chikuphunzira ndikuyanjana pazenera, ngakhale zazifupi, zinali zosangalatsa kwambiri ndipo ndimamwetulira pankhope yake yonse.

Kupatula chilombo cha Frankenstein timathandizidwa ndi The Mummy, The cholengedwa chochokera ku The Black Lagoon, The Wolfman ndipo pamapeto pake, Count Dracula yemwe. Amayi ndi asodzi akale okonda nsomba amadzimva ngati okonda kutaya, chifukwa samachita zambiri mufilimuyo kupatula kukhala nthabwala zochepa apa ndi apo. Wolfman ndiyabwino pang'ono, koma mawonekedwe ochepa omwe ali anthu ndi achidule kwambiri ndipo sawonjezerapo zambiri pazochitikazo.

Ponena za Count Dracula, kwa ine adamenyedwa ndikusowa. Ine ndekha ndimaganiza kuti linali lingaliro labwino kwambiri kuti asamulole kuti atchule mawu amodzi mpaka mphindi pafupifupi makumi awiri kuchokera mu kanemayo, ndikupereka vibe yoyipa kwambiri ndikuti mawu ake oyamba akhale opweteka. Ndiyeno ochita sewerowo amangoti achite ndikuziyimbira foni pang'ono, makamaka kukhala fanizo la mwamunayo, yemwe akuwonetsa.

Kuchita mopambanitsa si vuto kwenikweni, koma kumakhala kovuta pomwe pamalo ena Dracula akugwira ntchito yolemetsa komanso yowopsa, kungoti pazenera lotsatira amupangitse kufuula ndikukhomerera kukhoma kufunafuna chithumwa chake chobedwa. Msasawo umayamba kudziwonetsera munthawiyo, ndipo ndizovuta kudziwa ngati zochitikazo zikuyenera kuchitidwa mozama kapena ayi.

Liti Chilombo Gulu imayamba mwamphamvu, ndikukhala tcheru mpaka ngongole yomaliza yomwe zambiri sizingakane. Zomwe zimachita bwino zimachita bwino kwambiri, mwatsoka zomwezo zimachitika filimu ikapunthwa. Ndipo ndi panthawi izi pomwe zochitikazo zimasungunuka, ngakhale mwamwayi sizinawonongeke.

Tawonani, Chilombo Gulu ndi nthawi yabwino kwambiri, ngakhale kuyesayesa pang'ono kuti kukhale koopsa kapena koseketsa. Sikokwanira ndi malingaliro, koma ndi kanema uti? Ndinasangalala nthawi yanga ndi Nkhondo ya Monster, ndipo zosangalatsa zonse za 80 zandichititsa kuti ndikhale wosangalala kwambiri ndi kuyamba kwa mlendo Zinthu nyengo yachiwiri Lachisanu lino.

Onetsetsani kuti mwatsala limodzi sabata yamawa kuti tipeze mtundu wina wa Late To The Party, nthawi ino tiwona za 2006 Hatchet.

Onetsani Chithunzi Pazithunzi: Chris Fischer