Ndinaganiza zowonera kanema wamanyazi nditatha kukambirana ndi anzanga omwe ndidalemba nawo iHorror omwe adalembapo kale Makoswe monga gawo la mndandanda wathu wa a Cutthroat Critics. Ndinachenjezedwa bwino kuti sindingakonde kanema uyu.

Sindingatchule mwanjira iliyonse kuti kanemayu adandikwiyitsa. Ndidaziwona ndikudya zingapo magalasi a vinyo, akuganiza kuti angathandize. Sanatero.

Makoswe ndi kanema wachisoni kwambiri komanso wosamvetsetseka yemwe ndidawonapo. Ndikulimba mtima modzidzimutsa - ndikumwetulira kwambiri - ndikulakalaka ndikadakhala chinthu chakuthupi kuti ndikhoze kukhomerera pomwepo.

Makoswe ali ndi zoletsa zonse komanso kuyang'ana kwa mwana wazaka 15 wazovuta kwambiri yemwe wangopeza magazini yake yoyamba ya Playboy. Chifukwa zikafika pomwepa, ndizo zonse Makoswe ndi - chifukwa chomvekera kuti anthu azigonana mosasamala kanthu za chiwerewere kwinaku akuchita zachiwawa kuti azisindikiza ngati kanema wowopsa.

Inde, iyi siyi kanema woyamba - kapena womaliza - kuphatikiza nubile, makamaka azimayi amaliseche ndi splatter gore, koma, mutha kupeza ena mawonekedwe achiyanjano kapena kapangidwe kake kapena - gehena - ngakhale lingaliro lomveka bwino la yemwe "nyenyezi" yeniyeni ya nkhaniyi ndi ndani. Koma, ndikudziyang'anira ndekha. Tiyeni tiwononge izi pang'ono.

Choyamba, maziko pang'ono. Wolemba / director / director Steve Wolsh adapanga kanema wake ndi Makoswe. Inayamba ku Playboy Mansion mu 2015, chifukwa zidatero.

Makoswe nyenyezi Lachlan Buchanan (Achichepere ndi Osakhazikika) monga munthu wotchedwa "Troit", Bryce Draper (KuvundaStephanie Danielson (Kukhazikika Kwama Paranormal), Nyenyezi ya YouTube Lauren Francesca, ndi 2012 Playboy Playmate wa Chaka Jaclyn Swedberg. Chizindikiro chowopsa Kane Hodder mulinso momwemo. Amayenera kulandira bwino.

Kanemayo amayamba ndi gulu lodzala ndi mantha komanso amati ali ndi mantha (omwe amafotokoza mwa kungotukwana nthawi zonse, chifukwa "akuchita") 20-somethings akamatuluka pachithaphwi. Malinga ndi kufotokoza kwa kanemayo, "akupulumuka mwamphamvu manda akale", koma palibe zomwe zanenedwa. Ayi konse. Kapena chifukwa chomwe azimayi azibvala pafupi. Amuna awiriwa anali atavala bwino - atavala zigawo, ngakhale - azimayiwo atavala zovala zamkati ndikudandaula nthawi zonse kuzizira. Ndi zamkhutu.

M'modzi mwa anyamatawo wavulala, koma palibe zokambirana pazomwe zidachitika, kapena motani, kapena bwanji. Zomwe mungayembekezere kuti mulandire zomwe zingapangitse kanemayo kukhala ndi chiwembu chosowa kwambiri.

Ngati mumakhala ndi nkhawa kuti nkhani yomwe ikusowa ingakhumudwitse zokambirana, mutha kupumula mosavuta. M'modzi mwa azimayi ovala zovala zochepa amapanga jab yovuta koma yosamvetseka ku Horny Injured Douchebag (Ndikutanthauza, ndiye mwinamwake dzina lake lamakhalidwe) ndi mzere, "Mulibe magazi okwanira mwa inu kuti mudzaze Dick wanu wamkuluyo".

Kotero… pali izo.

Zolemba za Wolsh zikuwoneka kuti zikuchokera ku sukulu ya zokambirana ya Eli Roth, yomwe imakhudza maziko ngati "zimapangitsa otchulidwa kuti asakondwere" komanso "lembani ngati simunamvepo zokambirana zachikulire". Ndizosakwanira.

Omwe akulemba mawu okonda amuna kapena akazi okhaokha komanso kusankhana mitundu mu kanema - wophimbidwa pang'ono ngati "wosewera wosewera". Misogyny yatchuka kwambiri kwakuti pamakhala masanjidwe ena amawu kapena owonera pamasekondi 45 aliwonse.

Mwachitsanzo, pamakhadi otsegulira, timapatsidwa mawonekedwe azithunzi osuntha omwe amayang'ana kwambiri yemwe anali membala wachipani chawo chotayika (timaganiza?), Atavala zovala zamkati zonyansa (akuganiza kuti wamwalira, ndiye kuti sitikuwonanso her again) ndizolemba.

Ngakhale pali kuwombera kwakanthawi kotalikirapo (makamaka kotseka) kwa mabere ake amaliseche, sitimamuwona nkhope yake. Chifukwa sizofunikira? Ndikuganiza? Sakuchita ndi iye nkhope, ambwana inu.

Fufuzani.

Kuphatikiza apo, ndili ndi chidaliro kuti cholembedwacho sichinathere nthawi yayitali kuti apange kanema wathunthu, chifukwa chake lingaliro lidapangidwa kuti akhazikitse zochitikazo ndi zolemba zosamveka zazosangalatsa.

Ndicho chifukwa chokha chimene ine ndingakhoze kuchiganizira, mulimonse. Chifukwa chiyani mungafunikire kuphatikiza malo pomwe "Troit" imadikirira patsiku lake pamene akuyesa zinayi - inde, zinayi - ma bra ndi ma panty osiyana mu bafa yosamba. Amagwira ntchito pa chinsinsi cha Victoria's Chinsinsi chomwe mwachiwonekere chili mchikwama chake, akuyesera kuti apeze zovala zabwino kwambiri zazovala zamkati (tsiku lomwe ali kale).

Monga cholembera cham'mbali, kwa aliyense amene angaganizire zomwe azimayi amayenda mozungulira m'matumba athu opitilira muyeso, ndimatha kukuwuzani kuti si zovala zamkati zinayi.

* Ndipukuta pamphumi mokhumudwa * Chabwino… ndinali kuti.

Makoswe ali ndi kulimba mtima kutchula dzina lake lopeka "West Craven" (bwanji angayerekeze inu). Amayang'ana mozungulira dzina lodzithokoza ili pafupipafupi kuti palibe njira yomwe mungaphonye, ​​ngakhale sizikusewera mpaka pafupifupi magawo awiri mwa atatu a kanema. Ngakhale apo, imafotokozedwa ndi ndemanga za momwe "West Craven" ilili "yotopetsa" koma "inali yabwino kwambiri". Khalani ndi mwayi.

"Kugwedeza" uku kwa Wes Craven kumamveka ngati akuwonjezeredwa ngati malingaliro akumbuyo omwe ndikuganiza kuti ali ndi zikopa zophatikizika, zophatikizika pamodzi ndi mawu oti "BOOBS" ndi "BUTTS" omwe adazunzidwa.

China chake chomwe ndidatchulapo kale chinali chisokonezo chochuluka ndi omwe anali kutsogolera. Palibe m'modzi mwa iwo amene ali okondedwa, sali amisili, ndipo palibe m'modzi amene amadziwika kuti "ngwazi" pano. Palibe Mtsikana Womaliza, gulu laling'ono chabe lomwe pazifukwa zina limapeza mamembala ambiri pachitatu pomwe Troit ndi azimayi anzawo akuwonekera.

Tatsala ndikudabwa kuti ndichifukwa chiyani tiyenera kusamala za opusa awa, komanso chifukwa chiyani a Troit ndi anzawo. mawonekedwe oyambira anali ofunikira kwambiri kotero kuti zidatenga mphindi iliyonse yomwe kanemayo anali nayo ndikuiimitsa.

Palibe chomwe chimamveka bwino, palibe chomwe chimafotokozedwapo, ndipo nthawi iliyonse munthu akatsegula pakamwa pake kuti anene mzere wa asinine, mumadzaza ndi chidani chatsopano.

Ngakhale gulu la achichepere, opusa achiwerewere akumenyera miyoyo yawo, palibe chokakamiza kuti aliyense athandizidwe. Kuthamanga kumadzaza ndi kuthamanga komanso kudumphira kotero kuti kuli ngati kuwona wina akuyesa kuyendetsa ndodo koyamba.

Ndinganene kuti Makoswe ali ndi chisangalalo chenicheni, koma izi zikutanthauza kuti chilichonse chokhudza kanema ndichoseketsa kwambiri. Ndikumvetsa kuti cholinga chake chinali kupanga nkhanza, zoyipa zowonongera - mtundu wakuchezera pakati pausiku - koma zilibe chidziwitso chomwe chimapangitsa makanemawa kukhala enieni komanso osangalatsa.

Zojambula "zolengedwa" ndizokhumudwitsa, zotopetsa, ndipo sizimaperekedwa m'njira yomwe imapereka chidziwitso cha omwe ali kapena komwe achokera. Zowonadi, makanema ena agwiritsapo ntchito lingaliro ili la "chiwopsezo chosadziwika" m'mbuyomu, koma nthawi zambiri amakhala opatsa chidwi, osati gulu la anyamata amphala ophimbidwa ndi ufa wa mwana.

Alipo prequel akuganiza kuti ali pantchito chifukwa mwachidziwikire Makoswe ndi gawo la trilogy. Mwina prequel angaunikire pang'ono zomwe zikuchitika ndi "manda" amenewo koyambirira kwa Makoswe, koma moyenera, ndiye lingaliro lopanda tanthauzo lomwe ndidamvapo. Prequel ilipo kuti mudzaze zina zowonjezera pazomanga zapadziko lonse lapansi, osati kuti mutseke mwakabisira mabowo omwe simungavutike nawo.

Anayamba kukweza ndalama za prequel kudzera pa Kickstarter kale Makoswe anatulutsidwa ngakhale pagulu, ndipo othandizira anali osakondwera za mphotho zomwe zikusowa komanso kusowa umwini kwa a Wolsh. Palibe chomwe chimapangitsa kuti omvera azisangalala ngati kanema wokhumudwitsa wopanda tanthauzo komanso kuchedwa kwa zaka zinayi pakati pamitu.

Tsopano, Makoswe nditha kukhala ndi ziwombolo zina - ndimakonda kuyimba makanema kapena zochitika zina - koma sindinathe kulembetsa ngati pali chilichonse chofunikira pa kanemayu. Ndi momwe zimakhalira zonyansa.

Kotero. Inde.

Ndinadana nazo.

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