Yolembedwa ndi Patti Pauley

Monga mwambi wakale umanena, pali zinthu ziwiri zokha m'moyo; imfa ndi misonkho. Ndipo ndikukhala mu tsiku lino ndi m'badwo uno, sindikutsimikiza kuti ndi uti yemwe ali wachifundo kwambiri. Komabe, lingalirolo lingatsutsane zikafika kudziko labwino kwambiri la cinema. Kuwonetsera ndi mawonekedwe a Grim Reaper iyemwini, kapena amangotchulidwa kuti Imfa m'makanema, amasiyana ndi kuseketsa kwamtima mpaka zopsepera-thalauza lanu, ngakhalenso nkhani yachikondi yomwe imasilira za a Shakespeare Romeo ndi Juliet. 

Imfa iwe wakupha dona, iwe.

 

Inde, Imfa itha kukhala yachifundo chonyansa komanso yopanda tanthauzo, osakhululuka mpaka pomwe zisudzo zimapita. Koma kunena zoona pano, Imfa ili ndi ntchito ngati aliyense wa ife a Joes wamba. Chifukwa chake sitingamuda kwambiri mnyamatayo yemwe ali ndi mndandanda wa omwe akuyenera kutulutsa thupi lakunja kuti likhale chilichonse chodikirira pambuyo pake. Titha kufananizira ntchito yamafa yamaola 24 ndi wantchito wakale wa DMV. Si kulakwa kwawo kuti uyenera kukhala m'gulu lachisanu ndi chiwiri la Hell. Koma timawatengera mkwiyo wawo, ndipo zachidziwikire, amaseka pomaliza ndi chithunzi chazithunzi chomwe chimathera pa layisensi yanu. Mwangoyanjana mbali iliyonse.

Izi zikunenedwa, tiyeni tilemekeze gulu la Grim Reaper lomwe limawonetsedwa pazaka zambiri m'mafilimu omwe ali ndi mndandanda wazithunzi zozizira kwambiri padziko lapansi. Ndipo tiyamba ndi zomwe amakonda kwambiri paubwana.

 

Last Action Hero

Ian McKellen ngati Wowononga Wowopsa? Bwerani, m'mawu a Skeletor, ndiyenera kukhala Wopusa osaphatikizapo ntchitoyi. Zachidziwikire, pokhapokha mutakhala mwana wazaka za m'ma 90, kanemayo sangakhale ndi malo ofewa mumtima mwanu wakuda, monga momwe zidasindikizidwira ndikunyozedwa ndi akulu komanso otsutsa omwe, zomwe zikuwopseza ntchito ya Arnold. Inde, ndikuganiza amaganiza kuti zinali zoyipa.

Mulimonsemo, kaya mumakonda kanema kapena ayi, udindo wa McKellen's Grim Reaper ndiwokhazikika, monga chilichonse chomwe mwamunayo amachita mufilimuyi. Kulowera kochititsa chidwi kwaimfa kudzera pa kanema kanema bwino kwambiri, Chisindikizo Chachisanu ndi chiwiri, ndimangokhala 'owopsa'. McKellen ndi chizolowezi chake chachizolowezi koma chosaganizira ena amabweretsa gawo lililonse Imfa mwachigonjetso. Amawopsezanso mwana yemwe amamuuza kuti amwalira. Asa! Wopanda Chifundo Ian! Onaninso zochitika zosaiwalika mwa kuwonekera apa.

 

Masque of the Red Death (1964)

Monga Sir Ian McKellen, sindingakhale ndi moyo wanga ngati sindinaphatikizepo zomwe Vincent Price adachita mu nthano yachisoni kuchokera kwa a Edgar Allen Poe. Mtengo wake ndi wabwino kwambiri ndi masharubu oyenda bwino mumakanema a Roger Corman mu 1964 ngati mwana wamwamuna wankhanza wa kalonga kalonga yemwe amakhala pachiwopsezo chowopsa cha mliri wofiira wakufa pakhomo pake. Komabe, pomwe phwando lankhanza lomwe amaponya limagundidwa ndi ovala mosavomerezeka mu Red Reaper, wosewera bwino, Price iyemwini, mawonekedwe ake owopsa amachita zomwe A + amachita Prince Prospero.

 

Oopsa

Onani ngati simungayamikire chuma chamtundu wabwino chomwe chili Omwe akuwopseza, Ndine wotsimikiza kuti muyenera kukhala munthu wopanda pake. Ngakhale kwakukulu, ndimakanema osangalatsa, zithunzi zowopsa komanso mzimu wakupha wamba (Jake Busey) wokhala ngati wabwino ole 'Reaper mufilimu ya Peter Jackson ya 1994 ndizosangalatsa m'njira zabwino kwambiri. Mtundu wabodza wachinyengo uwu wa Reaps amakonda kujambula manambala m'mitu ya omwe amuzunza, ndipo amatha kupha mizimu ina. Komanso, Marty McFly vs Imfa. Mfundo zina zonse ndi zosagwira.

 

Monty Python's Cholinga cha Moyo

Zachidziwikire, sitingakhale ndi mndandanda Wokolola osaphatikizirapo mousse wa salmon kuchokera Tanthauzo la Moyo wa Monty Python! Mtundu uwu wa Bambo Imfa iwononga phwando lodyera modabwitsa mu gawo lachisanu ndi chiwiri la kanemayo, akuwoneka kuti akuperekeza wina patebulo kupita kumoyo wamtsogolo. Komabe, mwangwiro Monty Python mafashoni, a Mr. Imfa pomwe chipanichi chimamuwuza, amawombedwa ndi anthu ambirimbiri osamvetsetsana komanso osazindikira Makampani Ouluka Ogwira ntchito, amangomukhumudwitsa mokweza kupita kwa Wokolola wonyansa yemwe amangofuna kupitiliza ndi tsiku lake lonse.

 

Zosokonekera

Mzimu wa Tsogolo la Khrisimasi mwina ndichimodzi mwazomwe zimasiyanitsa kwambiri za Imfa pamndandandawu kusakaniza mawonekedwe achikale a ol 'Grims atavala nsanza zakuda ndikupindika kwamakono kwawailesi yakanema ngati nkhope m'malo mwa chigaza chachizolowezi, kapena milandu, palibe konse.

Tonsefe tikudziwa nkhani ya umbombo wosatha wa Dickens waumbombo ndi chiwombolo komanso pakupanga nkhani zowonetsa makanema za Scrooge, Frank Cross '(Ebeneezer wamasiku ano) yemwe akukumana ndi mzimu wachisoni wa zomwe zidzachitike ndizovuta kwambiri. Chomwe ndichabwino pafilimu yotchedwa nthabwala. Zovuta, ngati mumayang'ana mwana Zosokonekera, miyoyo yotsekedwa yomwe idabisala pansi pa chovala cha mzimu inali yoopsa kwambiri.

 

Zambiri patsamba lotsatira!

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