Zina mwaziwopsezo zabwino kwambiri zimadzisunga zobisika komanso moyandikira pafupi ndi nyumba. Nyama Yoipa mwina sangadzinenere zachinyengo, chifukwa monga momwe dzinalo likunenera, iyi ndi kanema yomwe imakhudzanso nyama yoyipa. Mtundu wa nyama yomwe imayambitsa osati kokha kupweteka kwamimba, komanso kumabweretsa milandu yayikulu yakudya anthu.

 

Amatha kudzisunga pafupi ndi nyumba, pafupi kwambiri kuti atonthozedwe ena anganene. Kwa aliyense amene anakulira m'banja lamakhalidwe abwino osaganizira ena zachipembedzo mudzadziwa pang'ono zomwe ndikutanthauza. Ndimakumbukira kuti ndinkalowerera nditawona zolemba za malo okonzanso komwe ana amatulutsidwa pabedi usiku ndikupita nawo kumisasa yobwezeretsayi. Ana awa siopusa kuposa momwe ndimakulira. Zolakwa zawo - osakwaniritsa zomwe makolo awo amayembekezera.

 

 

Kusayenerera kumakhala kovuta kwa wachinyamata. Kupangidwa kuti uzimva mosiyana, kukhala kutali ndi abale ndi makolo ako - anthu omwe amawakonda ndikuwakulira akukhulupirira - ndikuwongolera chidaliro chaunyamata. Chifukwa chake mwana akatumizidwa chifukwa chokhala wosiyana kapena wakhalidwe, dzenjelo losakhazikika limatsika mkatikati mwa mimba zawo ndipo kukhazikika kulikonse komwe kumatsalira kumathyoledwa pansi.

 

Ndizovuta kuthana nazo. Ndipo izi zimachitika. Ndizowopsa! Zikuwoneka ngati malo abwino kwambiri owonera kanema wowopsa, simukuganiza?

 

 

Nyama Yoipa amachita zomwezo. Imakhazikitsa wowonayo m'manja mwa wamisala Doug Kendrew (Mark Pellegrino) ndi ma lieutenants ake atatu omwe onse amakhala okhazikika pakati pa zitsime zachisoni zomwe amawasamalira. Pellegrino amatenga gawo lake mwaluso. Khalidwe lake ndi wokhotetsa-womvera wachi Nazi yemwe amawerenga mokondwa za zoopsa zomwe zidachitika m'misasa yakufa ngati zosangalatsa zakugona.

 

 

Ngati mukuganiza kuti kumudziwanso mdierekezi wokongolayu, ndiye kuti muli pafupi kwambiri. Pellegrino amadziwika kuti amasewera Lucifer mu CW's Chauzimu. Chifukwa chake, satana yemweyo akuyendetsa malo okonzanso izi. Mphindi imodzi mnyamatayo amamumvera chisoni kwambiri ndipo akuwoneka kuti akuwapatsa mwayi pang'ono okhudzana ndi achinyamata omwe akuwasamalira. Kenako, ngati switch yamagetsi, amatembenuka ndikutikumbutsa kuti ndi chilombo chomwe chimakhutitsidwa ndi kusokonezeka m'maganizo ndi ana awa.

 

Kulankhula zakukhutira - ndiye kuti ma lieutenant? Eya, nawonso apotoza. Kodi angakwaniritse bwanji ntchito zomwe Kendrew adachita ndipo moona mtima sangakhale? M'modzi mwa iwo amamenya mutu wake atakhala panja pazenera ndikuwona azimayi achichepere akuvala. Ena awiriwo, chabwino wina amamvera atsikanawo kudzera pakhomo lotseka pomwe mnzake, um, amamusangalatsa. Ngati mukufuna kudziwa tanthauzo la izi, ndiye chifukwa chomveka chowonera kanemayu!

 

 

So Nyama Yoipa yakonzedwa bwino, koma m'njira zonse zomwe zimapangitsa kuti anthu azikhala opanda chiyembekezo. Mitengo ndi dambo zokwana makilomita XNUMX zimawazungulira, kutsekera anawo ndi quartet yankhanza.

 

Ndiye zinthu zimayamba! O, ngati mumaganizira kuti yonse inali kanema - monga ndidachitira - mukudabwa kwambiri. Ndiye ndichifukwa chiyani gehena amatchedwa 'nyama yoyipa'? Chifukwa, wophikirayo amatopa kwambiri ndi matemberero amtundu ndi nthabwala zoyipa zomwe zidamuponyera. Wodwala nkhanza, pamapeto pake amukalipira. Kupanga nyama mu mphodza usikuuno zoipa. Bwanji? Sindikudziwa. Ndikutanthauza kuti ndimaganiza kuti amangowika madzi azitsamba mumtsuko kuti awaphe poizoni, koma zimapitilira apo. Chilichonse chokometsera chomwe adachiwonjezera ku nyama chimakhala choyipa kwa aliyense mozungulira.

 

 

Ma assholes anayi okha omwe amalamulira kukhazikitsidwa ndiomwe amaloledwa kudya chakudya chabwino chotentha. Achifwamba amapatsidwa mbatata imodzi aliyense, zomwe zimawathandiza. Atatha kudya mphodza aliyense wa anayiwo amadwala ndikuponya. Zambiri. Ndikutanthauza kuti pali puke zambiri pano. Osati ngati china chomwe mumawona mufilimu ya Troma, koma gehena yopanda pake fungo la malowa liyenera kukhala lokongola!

 

Chifukwa chake akuwoneka kuti akutenga mwayi wawo ndipo sitingakhale osangalala kwambiri. Amakhala ndi matenda oyipa ndipo amagwa m'modzi ndi mmodzi ngati ntchentche. Gawo limodzi lomwe linandiseketsa linali pamene alonda awiri adadwala pakati pa kugonana. Chifukwa chake akuyikweza pamadzi pomwe puke fest yalengezedwa, ndipo oh mnyamata. Bedi lamadzi! Kuyenda kwa nyanja sikukhala bwino kwa awiriwa. Ndikuganiza kuti wina kunja uko anali ndi chibwana chachilendo choti akafufuze pokonzekera zochitikazo. Zovala za chikopa, zomangira, nyanga zamphongo ndi bedi lamadzi. Eeh. Pamapeto pake pansi ponse pali nyansi yaying'ono.

 

 

 

Inde, mungafune mimba yamphamvu iyi.

 

Titha kuganiza kuti adzafa pambuyo pa zonsezi, koma ayi. Kutacha m'mawa anayiwo akuyimirira, akadali okutidwa ndi odwala awo omwe, ndipo akuthamangira kukapundula ndikudyetsa ana.

 

 

Ndi lingaliro labwino kwambiri, koma ngakhale ili ndi zochitika zina zabwino, magazi ambiri ndi nkhani yolimba yoti muimirire, kanemayo amagwa pang'ono. Panali malo ochulukirapo. Makamaka makamaka - chifukwa chake.

 

Tsopano ndayamba kuvomereza kuti ndimakonda kusamvetseka kwamakanema. Monga amene akudziwa chifukwa chake akufa amauka kuti adye amoyo Usiku wa Anthu Akufa? Kodi bokosi lazithunzi lingatsegule bwanji maekala oletsedwa a Gahena? Kapena nchiyani chimapangitsa Jason kukhala wosaphedwa? Chowonadi ndi chakuti, sindisamala. Ndimakonda kanema yomwe siyenera kudzilongosola yokha, koma bola ngati pali maziko olimba osakwanira kuti afotokoze zambiri.

 

Nyama Yoipa alibe izo. Mwachitsanzo, kodi nyama yoipa imasandutsa bwanji omwe amadya nyamazo? Omwe ali ndi kachilombo samadyana, amangolimbana ndi omwe alibe. Kodi ndi Zombies kapena ali ndi chiwewe? Odya anzawo amakhalanso ndi chilakolako chofuna kugonana. Kodi nyama yoyipa idangowonjezera chilakolako chawo chonse? Kapena amangodzazidwa ndi chilimbikitso choti asadzipweteke ndikuchita chilichonse chomwe angafune?

 

Ichi ndi chinthu chomwe chimagwira bwino ntchito 28 Patapita masiku ndi Dawn Akufa. M'mafilimu onsewa tikudziwa kuti mwina omwe ali ndi kachilombo ka ukali amawapangitsa kufalikira ngati kachilombo kuwononga iwo omwe alibe kachilombo - ndizomveka chifukwa tili ndi kachilombo. Ndizabwino! Kapenanso akufa amatuluka m'manda awo kuti akadye amoyo.

 

 

Ngakhale mndandanda wazithunzithunzi anawoloka amatha kukhala osamvetsetseka - Kodi owolokawo adachokera kuti mwachitsanzo? - koma amatha kunena nkhani yokwanira pomwe sitinasiyidwe osokonezeka ngati omvera. Timachipeza. Nyama Yakufa alibe mtsogoleri woti tizingokhala pansi ndikupita "O ndichifukwa chake."

 

Kuphatikiza kusintha kwina sikugwira ntchito konse mu kanema.

 

 

Zochita zomaliza zambiri zimapangitsa owonera kusokonezeka pang'ono. Mapeto makamaka adandikwaza mutu wanga. Zachisoni, chifukwa ichi ndikadakhala chokonda chatsopano kwa ine. Si kanema woyipa, koma zimawoneka ngati sizinaloledwe kufufuzidwa kwathunthu ndikukwaniritsidwa.

 

Kodi mnzanu wamankhwala amalimbikitsa izi? Zedi. Moona mtima ndingakonde kudziwa malingaliro anu pankhaniyi, chonde musazengereze kutisiya ndemanga pansipa. Uku kwakhala Manic Exorcism kachiwiri kukufunirani nyengo yabwino ya Halowini! Khalani anzanu osadalirika.