Pambuyo pa zaka zingapo zapitazi, anthu amafunika kumasuka, kumasuka ndi kuseka pang'ono. Lero ndi nthawi yabwino. Inde, 420 ili pa ife, ndipo ndi khalidwe lotani lomwe lakhala lynchpin mumtundu monga woponya miyala wabwino. Chifukwa chake, pokondwerera tsiku lino, tikufuna kukumbutsa oponya miyala asanu ndi awiri ndi zoyipa zawo zobiriwira zomwe zikuwonetsedwa m'mafilimu owopsa (ndi ziwonetsero zawo)!

 

filimu yowopsya 2

Kodi chimachitika n'chiyani pamene olowa amasuta inu? Shorty kuchokera ku "Scary Movie 2" akupezeka muzochitika zoseketsa izi kuchokera mu kanema wowopsa wa kanema. Ndikuganiza kuti mutha kuyitcha "sploof" spoof. Keenan Ivory Wayans amawongolera makanema owopsa awa a 2001 omwe akuphatikiza ndi comeo ya Tim Curry. Ngati muli ndi chidwi chofuna kusangalala ndi ma gags, kunyodola mtunduwo, kapena zokhwasula-khwasula ndi kuseka, gulu lanthabwala lagululi lidzabweretsa chisangalalo.

LEPRECHAUN MU HOOD/BACK 2 THA HOOD

Franchise ya Leprechaun idayamba chapakati chakumadzulo, idapita ku Las Vegas, komanso Space! Kumene tingapiteko chifukwa cha njala yathu ya golide kuchokera kumeneko kuposa "Tha Hood." Ali kumeneko, akanakana bwanji kusuta mbale ya chinthu china osati zithumwa zamwayi. Ngakhale kuti sizinthu zamphamvu kwambiri mu chilolezo, mafilimu awiriwa a LEPRECHAUN amaseka, ndipo chilombo chodziwika bwino chikusuta ndi wina aliyense koma Ice-T mu LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD!

 

LACHISANU PA 13 (2009)

Kuyambiranso kwa franchise yotchuka ya slasher nthawi zambiri kumanyalanyazidwa ngakhale zosangalatsa zambiri kukhala nazo. Ili ndi zida zapamwamba za Jason Voorhees (Yoseweredwa ndi Derek Mears) ozembera ndi kupha achinyamata olowa m'dera la Crystal Lake, akuchoka pamutu wake wa 'chikwama' kuchokera ku GAWO II kupita ku chigoba cha hockey chomwe tonse timachidziwa ndikuchikonda. Koma achinyamatawa sakungophwanya malo ake amisasa… koma ndi kuchuluka kosaneneka kwa Crystal Dank yomwe ikukula pamalopo! Sizinafotokozedwe bwino ngati zidakula mwachilengedwe kapena Jason adalowadi muulimi wa hemp, koma ngati akufuna njira yokopa achinyamata kuti amuphe, chabwino…

 

IDLE MANJA

Pomaliza, kanema wonena za kuopsa kwa Chamba… ndi momwe moyo waulesi wogenda ungakupangitseni 'manja opanda pake' kugwidwa ndi ziwanda! Mwina. Chakumapeto kwa zaka za m'ma 90's horror-comedy yapeza gulu lachipembedzo, ndipo moyenerera ndi kuchuluka kwa kuseka ndi kukhetsa mwazi. Kuphatikizira aliyense kuyambira Seth Green, mpaka Jessica Alba, Vivica A. Fox, mpaka The Offspring, kuphatikiza wotsogolera Dexter Holland, kung'ambika kumutu!

 

KABWINO WA MITENGO

Mukapita kumalo akutali pamtunda womwe ungakhale wotembereredwa, makamaka mwachindunji pa 420, ndikwabwino kubweretsa woponya miyala. Ikhoza kungopulumutsa moyo wanu! Kulowa uku ndikofunikira kwa Marty Mikalski, woponya miyala wokhalamo kapena "Wopusa" wofunikira pansembe/mwambo wokhudza chiwembu chambiri, milungu yakale, komanso banja lomasulidwa la ozunza a zombie redneck. Koma kugwiritsa ntchito kwa Marty a Mary-Jane kumatha kupulumutsa moyo wake, zitadziwika kuti kusungidwa kwake kwapadera kumamupangitsa kuti asatengeke ndi mankhwala omwe amagwiritsidwa ntchito ndi chiwembu chopusitsa gululo kuti liphedwe, ndipo kukayikira kwake koyang'ana kumatsimikizira zonse. Ndipo ndani angaiwale nyimbo yake ya khofi yowonera telesikopu!

 

NYENYEZI LEAF

Ndi tagline "Zokwezeka zina zachoka mdziko lino," mukudziwa kuti kanemayu ali ndi zosiyana. Tiyeni tiwone, oyenda m'mapiri amakumana ndi Letesi wa Mdyerekezi ndikukwiyitsa alimi omwe amachokera kudziko lina. Chabwino, ngati izi sizikukusangalatsani kwa ola limodzi ili. 1 min. epic, mwina ngolo ili pansipa itero:

 

REEFER misala

Kanema woyambirira wamwala "wowopsa" wonena za chipwirikiti ndi imfa zomwe zitha kuchitika mukasuta ndudu za chamba! Inde, zoona… Zofalitsa zabodza za m'zaka za m'ma 30 ndizoyenera kunyozedwa masiku ano, koma ndizosangalatsa kuwona zomwe 'zowopsa' zinali, ndipo zomvetsa chisoni nthawi zina ndi anthu amalumikizidwa ndi udzu. Mantha onga ngati chiwawa, kukumbukira zinthu, kukuwa, misala, kuphana, ndi kuimba piyano mofulumira kwambiri.

Chifukwa chake, ngati mukufuna kugwiritsa ntchito 420 yanu ndikuseka ndi mantha kuti mupite ndi sativa yanu, perekani makanema awa wotchi!