Mverani, azimayi. Tonsefe tikudziwa zomwe zachitika. Mukupita ku kanyumba kena m'nkhalango ndi anzanu kokasangalala kumapeto kwa sabata la chiwerewere. Kodi mukuyenera kudziwa bwanji kuti kanyumba kameneka kanamangidwa pamanda akale pomwe mwana yemwe ananyalanyazidwa adamira kwinaku akufunafuna mlongo wake yemwe adatayika kale, yemwe adamupha mwana yemwe adamwalira pamoto?

Ngozi ikhoza kubisalira pangodya iliyonse. Ngati mukufuna kudumpha kuchokera kwa woyamba kukhala mtsikana womaliza, pali malamulo angapo omwe muyenera kutsatira.

Koma osadandaula, amayi athu ochepa ku iHorror agwirizana kuti akuthandizeni.

Osataya Chida Chanu

Oo Mulungu wanga. Tidachita. Tidatsala pang'ono kumwalira koma ndidamupeza. Ndabaya m'diso. Tsopano wagona pomwepo, ndikuganiza, chifukwa sindinayang'ane. Ndiroleni ine ndiyike pansi mpeni wanga. Ndikhala pafupi pomwepo popeza wamwalira ndipo sangathe kuigwiritsa ntchito ndipo ndingotembenuka nsana ndikukhala kuti ndipume.

Dikirani… kodi mukumva kuti nyimbo ikukulira? Chimenecho ndi chiyani? O eya, ndi wakuphayo kumbuyo kwanga CHIFUKWA CHOMWE NDIMAMULEKA ANGABWERETSE CHINTHU CHANGA CHOPANDA NDI CHAPUPA!

Amayi, tifunika kukambirana. Lamuloli ndilofunika kwambiri. Ngati wakuphayo akuwoneka kuti wamwalira, mwina sanatero. Sungani zida zija mmanja mwanu, ngakhale mutayika matayipi anu pamanambala anu kuti musawaponye pomwe, ndingoganiza, mudzagwa kamodzi mukamayesera kuthawa.

Mukakayikira, sungani chida ndikumupha ngati mukuyenera. Palibe. Ikani. Icho. Pansi.
- DD Crowley

Osathamangira Kumtunda

Madona, sindikudziwa zomwe mukuyesa kukwaniritsa mwakathamanga pamwambapa, koma ndikukuwuzani kuti simalingaliro abwino. Pokhapokha mutakhala ndi miyendo ya chithaphwi ndi chisomo cha mbawala, ndiye kuti mwatsala pang'ono kuphedwa ngati wakuphayo ali kumbuyo kwanu. Simungathe kukwera masitepe mwachangu, ndipo mwayi ndi wopitilira 6 'wamtali ndi mtundu wina wa chida chofikira.

Ngati mukuchita bwino modabwitsa, malingaliro ake ndi ati? Kodi mubisala mu kabati chifukwa palibe amene adatero nthawi anayang'ana kumeneko? Dumpha pazenera ndikuvulaza mwendo wanu, kupewa kuthawa mwachangu? Kodi mukuyembekeza kuyendetsa wakuphayo ndikuyambiranso masitepe asanakugwireni? Kodi inunso mukudziwa kamangidwe ka nyumbayi?

Ayi. Mukodwa ndipo zitha kungokhala mawonekedwe oyipa. Dzichitireni zabwino ndikukhalabe ndi njira yoti muthawireko.
- Kelly McNeely

Osagonana

Ndikudziwa, ndikudziwa. Kukhazikika kwa nyumba yakale yosiyidwako kumapangitsa o-choncho kuyesa (Unf, asibesitosi!). Kuthamanga kwa adrenaline komwe malowa amakupatsani kumangopita kuzu chakra.

Komabe, mkatikati mwa kukondweretsedwa, chisangalalo chimakusiyani nonse osatetezeka ndikusokonezedwa - mikhalidwe iwiri yoyipa yomwe muyenera kupewa munthu wakupha ali pachiwopsezo. Kuphatikiza apo: mudakonzekera izi, dona? Mudagwiritsa ntchito chitetezo? Kodi mukufunitsitsadi kuyenda, kapolo wa kulemera kwa mwana wakhanda, mwana wamwamuna wobwebwetayo atayambanso?

Ndiko kuti, if mumatha kukhala motalika chotere…
- Tiffi Alarie

Nthawi Zonse Pitani Kukapha

Sindikusamala ngati akuwoneka wakufa. Mukakhala wamisala pazidendene zanu, kukuwopsezani ndikupha anzanu omwe sadziwa zambiri, palibe chinthu chonga kuwapha.

Mukudziwa kuti chachiwiri mutatembenuka msana, woipa ameneyo abwereranso ngati nkhonya mu bokosi. Idzayika dampener pa kupumula kwanu pambuyo pobwezera.

Palibe chifukwa choti mutenge kanthawi kuti muwone ngati wamwaliradi. Pitilirani ndi kubaya, kuwombera, kapena kukankha njira yanu kupita kukutetezani pomupanda mwamunayo. Magazi ndipo - ngati ndinu odzipereka - maubongo am'manja mwanu atha kukhala owopsa, koma Hei, mwapambana kuzungulira uku.
- Kelly McNeely

Osamavala Zidendene

Tivomerezane azimayi, zidendene zazitali zimatha kukhala zovuta kuyenda ngakhale pansi pazovuta kwambiri. Mkati mkati mwathu tikudziwa ngakhale ndi malo osalala kwambiri, ovuta kwambiri opanda malo olimba, mapazi athu amangopirira kwambiri tikakanikizidwa m'ndende za phalanx.

Mwina sitikufuna kuvomereza kwa anzathu, koma zidendene zazitali zimatha kukhala tambala weniweni. Sindikusamala momwe mukuganizira kuti ndi okongola, momwe amafananira ndi zovala zanu, kapena kutalika kwake. Pamene wakupha wopanda nkhawa akukutsatani, nawonso sangasamale.

Khumbo lathu loti tikhale otchuka kapena kukopa kuti mnyamata wokongola m'chipindacho ndi zododometsa zathu zidzatibweretsera mavuto. Ndi kangati pomwe tawonapo mzimayi akuthamanga, kapena akungokhalira kudzikongoletsa, kutali ndi phesi lokhazikika la wakupha kuti agwe basi, chabwino, palibe? Tsopano bwanji mungakulitse zovuta izi zowonjezeredwa pamulu wa thupi povala nsapato zazitali?

Pali zinthu zambiri zomwe zitha kusokonekera! Chidendene chanu chimatha kukuthamangitsani kuti mupunthwe mosafanana. Choyipa chachikulu, chidendene chanu chitha kugwa kwathunthu, kukhala chida chopanda ntchito choponyera wakuphayo.

Ngati nsapato zanu zasankha kukhala chidutswa chimodzi ndikukhala pamapazi anu mosakayikira zimangoyenda bwino kuti mupotoze kapena kuthyola bondo, ndikukulepheretsani kuthamanga kuthekera kwanu.

Owerenga, musalole azimayi awa omwe adabwera patsogolo pathu - kuti angokumana ndi chiwonongeko chawo posachedwa chifukwa cha nsapato zapamwamba - amwalira pachabe. Tiyeni tiphunzire pa zolakwa zawo. Palibenso ma stilettos opanda pake kapena mphete zopusa. Nenani pamapampu ndi nsanja zopweteka. Tiyeni tidzilumbire kamodzi; poyamba zizindikilo zakumenyedwa kwa fani timavula zidendene ndikupeza nsapato zazanzeru kuti ziwulutse kumeneko!
- Piper Mgodi

Osasiya Gulu

Amayi, mukasochera, mungosowa, osadzawonanso. Ndikukhulupirira kuti muli bwino ndi izi.

Mukakhala nokha, mulibe aliyense wokuyang'anirani kumbuyo kwanu. Ndipo ngati mulibe wina aliyense woti ayang'anire nsana wanu, mudzakhala ndi zodabwitsa komanso zopweteka. Wakupha nthawi zonse amabisalira, kufunafuna nyama yofooka kwambiri kuti isiyane ndi paketiyo. Ndi zachilengedwe zokha, ndipo ndizothandiza kwambiri. Musagwere chifukwa cha izo.

Ubwino wowonjezeranso wokhala m'gululi ndikuti ngati pali wina wochedwerako kuposa inu, mutha kukhala bwino. Pepani, mzanga, koma ndikupulumuka kwamphamvu kwambiri pano.
- Kelly McNeely

Osamamwa Mowa Kapena Kugwiritsa Ntchito Mankhwala Osokoneza Bongo

Pomaliza, tiyeni titenge chinthu chimodzi chomaliza molunjika; osamwa mowa kapena kugwiritsa ntchito mankhwala osokoneza bongo. Palibe aliyense m'mbiri yamakanema owopsa omwe adatha kuthana ndi kutalika kwakanthawi kokwanira kuti athane ndi wakupha mwala wozizira. Mukangomva "Ch Ch Ch, Ah Ah Ah" mumakhala bwino osakweza gehena, ikani phazi limodzi patsogolo pa linzalo ndi Kuthamanga!

Tonse takhalapo, azimayi. Ndiwe msungwana watsopanoyo paphwandopo ndipo ukufuna kuti ukhale woyenera. Simukufuna kuti anthu azikuwona ngati malo osamenyera bongo yemwe adapangidwa munyumba yapansi. Kapena Mulungu akudalitseni kuti mupereke mfuti yomwe idaphulika ndi screwdriver, zomwe ndikutsimikiza simudzawonanso chifuwa. *

Koma kodi zilidi zofunika? Simunamuwonepo aliyense wa anthu awa chisanachitike chipanichi, ndipo mwayi ndi wabwino kwambiri kuti simudzawawonanso pambuyo… osakhala amoyo mulimonse.

Ngati simunagulitsidwe ngati mukulolera kutaya "khadi yanu yabwino," tiyeni tiwone zomwe taphunzira kuchokera kwa azimayi achipani tisanafike.

Kumwa mowa nthawi zambiri sikungakuike iwe ngati woyamba kufa pamndandanda wakuphayo; mawanga awa ndi a msungwana wokhoza kwambiri komanso wamkulu kwambiri kuposa iweyo. Mukayamba kusakaniza mowa wanu ndi zakumwa zoledzeretsa ndipamene chiopsezo chanu chimayamba kukwera, kutengera kuchuluka kwa momwe mumamwa, chitha kukwera mwachangu.

Khalani kutali ndi masewera akumwa. Kukhala msungwana watsopano kukukhomera ngati chandamale chosavuta, kuti aliyense asonkhane kuti aledzere. Osangofunikira kusamala ndi ma psychopath aliwonse omwe ali mnyumba, tsopano muyenera kuda nkhawa za anyamata oledzera omwe akuyesera kuti mulowe mu kabudula wamkati mwanu.

Ngati mwapereka zinthu zovuta, tsopano mwayuka bwino kuchokera pansi pazomwe mukufuna kupha mpaka pakati. Awa ndi madzi osokonekera ndipo atha kubweretsa zisankho zina zoyipa.

Tinene kuti mwasankha kuti mugonane musanakwatirane ndi mnyamata wokongola yemwe mwakhala mukumubera usiku wonse. U! O! Izi zimakusunthirani zikhomo zina zingapo kudera langozi. Mutha kuwona kuti ndizoyenerana ndi zomwe ena akuchita, koma wakupha wobisika adzakopeka ndi zochita zanu monga shark wokhala ndi magazi m'madzi. Chisangalalo chodyetsa chatsala pang'ono kuyamba.

Pomaliza, ngati pambuyo pa mowa, kuwombera, komanso kugonana musanalowe m'banja, mungaganizire zochotsa ndi udzu, ndiye kuti mukungoliza belu la chakudya chamadzulo, ndipo ndiye njira yabwino!
- Piper Mgodi

Ndiye muli napo, madona. Tikukhulupirira kuti izi zingakuthandizeni kupyola usiku wonse. Pangani zisankho zabwino, onetsetsani kutuluka kwanu, ndipo pitani mukasangalale!

Mukuyang'ana zina zowalimbikitsa Scream Queen? Dinani apa kuti muwerenge mndandanda wathu Atsikana khumi Omaliza Omaliza