Ndikadali mwana, ndimaganiza kuti ntchito yabwino kwambiri padziko lonse lapansi ndikupanga zoyendetsera kanema. Inde. Cowgirl, firewoman, ndi astronaut-ninja-princess onse adavoteledwa pofuna kuphatikizira makanema mwanjira yoti owonerera angadabwe ndikudabwa ndikumenyana wina ndi mnzake mpaka kufa atakhala pamzere wowonera makanema omwe ndasankha bwino nyimbo ya (inde, ndimaganiza kuti chisankhocho ndichokera kwa ine. Moyo unali wosangalala ndisanaphunzire zaumwini ndi zoyipa) ndikusinthidwa kukhala angwiro. Ndidasiya malotowo nditasiya maphunziro awo kukoleji (kachiwiri), osati kuti CC ku Michigan idapereka maphunziro otere, koma posachedwapa ndakhala ndikuganiza kuti mwina ndibwererenso kuwombera kachitatu, chifukwa akonzi masiku ano samawoneka kuti amayamikira udindo womwe ali nawo.

Kangati, mafani anzanu mantha? Ndi kangati pomwe kalavani yakunyamulani, kungoti mumatulutsa $ 18 ngati tikiti kuti mumalize kukhomerera mlendo mokwiya filimuyo MABUZO? Pamwamba pamutu panga ndimatha kuganiza za ma trailer a gazillion omwe ali owongoka. Pamwamba. Ananama. Kodi mukukumbukira CHINYENGO chomwe chinali ngolo ya Paranormal Activity 3? Zithunzi zambiri zomwe sanali ngakhale mu kanema woyeserera ?! Ndinakwiya kwambiri! Ngolo… osati mokhulupirika - ndipo ine…

Whew. Mpweya wabwino. Ndabweranso. Muyenera kumvetsetsa momwe ndinkakondera kanemayo chifukwa cha kalavani yomwe idandinamiza.

Koma si nthawi yoyamba, sichoncho? Ndipo sichikhala chomaliza. M'malingaliro anga odzichepetsa, nayi a ochepa ya ma trailer omwe adapanga kanema kuwoneka bwino kwambiri. Osati "kungochita ntchito yanga", koma "mosasamala kwa omvera".

Nyumba Zomangidwa Okutobala

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Ndikumva kuwawa za iyi, chifukwa imodzi mwa zolemba zoyamba Zomwe ndidapanga patsamba lino zinali za Nyumba Zomangidwa Okutobala. Ndinasangalala kwambiri! Monga mwana wogulitsa maswiti, kapena, ine, pa Halowini. Zisudzo, nyumba zovutikira anthu, ndalama zomwe zapezeka pamapepala omwe akupezeka… akuusa moyo. Zitha kukhala zabwino. Koma, monga momwe mungadziwire kapena mwina simungadziwe, sizinali choncho. Icho chinali chimodzi mwa zinthu zoipa kwambiri zomwe ine ndadzichitira ndekha. Kuyambira pachiyambi cholonjeza modzipereka mpaka pachimake chomwe sichinabwerepo, kanemayo sanandigwire, ndipo sindikudziwa kuti aliyense atha kuwona izi zikuyamba kutha osagona kamodzi.

Babadook

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Kaya mudakondwera ndi zomaliza kapena ayi, ndizovuta kunena kuti ngoloyo inali mtunda wamakilomita patsogolo pa kanemayo. The Babadook inali yowopsa kwambiri pomwe inali mawu amdima mumdima, ndipo pachimake pa kanemayo inali yololera kwambiri ikamakanidwa ndi zidutswa osaperekedwera pachimake. Ndipo kutengera komwe mungagwe ndi mathero osamveka bwino, wina akhoza kunena kuti manthawo adachotsedwa mufilimu momwemo mphindi khumi zapitazi.

Yesja

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Ugh. Kutengera kuyang'anira izi… Yesu. Ndinasangalala kwambiri ndi kanemayu, chifukwa cha kalavaniyo. Ndiyeno ine ndinaganiziridwa, “Ayi, Michele. Ndi PG-13. Osadandaula ngakhale pang'ono. ” Kenako ndinayang'ananso ngoloyo. Kenako ndidaganiza kuti ndimakhala wopusa wa kanema. Ndiyeno ine ndinaziyang'ana izo. Kenako ndidataya mphindi 89 za moyo wanga kwamuyaya. ZONTHU ZONSE. Ngoloyo idapangitsa Ouija kuwoneka wowopsa, wofulumira, ndipo koposa zonse, chosangalatsa. Zinali pafupifupi 0% mwazinthu izi. Unali mtundu wamakanema omwe ndikanagwiritsa ntchito kuyambitsa zida zankhaninkhani zowopsa, zosalala ngati ayisikilimu wamtundu wa vanila. Ayi Vanilla yogurt wachisanu. Kunalibe zowopsa komanso zoyipa zomwe zimanenedwa ndi ngoloyo.

Ntchito Yophiphiritsira 3

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Mwina choyipitsitsa kwambiri, monga ndanenera kale. Ndikudziwa kuti sindinali ndekha amene ndinali adanyozedwa-Owonerera adatengera malo ochezera a pa Intaneti kuti awonetse kukhumudwa kwawo (komwe ndi palibe chatsopano kwa mafani owopsa, koma uku kudali kudandaula pang'ono). Ambiri mwa ngolo iyi sanali ngakhale mu kanema woyeserera. Izi, abwenzi anga, ndizopanda pake. Chinyengo chachinyengo ichi mwachidziwikire ndi kuyesa kudabwitsa ndipo, mwamaganizidwe, kudabwitsa owonera bwino. Ngoloyo imapereka chiwembu chonse chapakati m'njira yochitira pang'ono kuposa kutsatsa chabe, "Hei, gawo lachitatu la mndandanda likutuluka. Bwerani mudzaziwone ngati muli muchinthu chotere ”osapereka chilichonse chofunikira, ndipo zowonerako ndizochepa kwambiri.

Koma… zimagwira ntchito? Kupanga zojambula makamaka zoyendetsera ma trail kumatanthauza kuti palibe zowononga zolumpha, palibe mwayi woti zopindika zilizonse zobisika ziperekedwe posachedwa (tonse tikudziwa kuti mantha amodzi omwe sangakwanitse dikirani kuti awononge makanema omwe atulutsidwa kumene ndipo aziphunzira mosamala munthu aliyense payekha wa ngolo yamphindi zitatu kuti akweze mwendo pamapeto pake), komabe kakamizirani wowonera kuti alipire kuti awonere kanema ndi chiyembekezo chokwanira cha nkhaniyo. Mwachidziwitso, ziyenera kugwira ntchito. Nditadziwunika, ndazindikira kuti ndizotheka kuti sindimakonda ma trailer okhala kutali ndi kanema chifukwa siomwe ndimazolowera. Ndizotheka kuti pali mafani ena kunja uko omwe amakonda.

Mosiyana ndi izi, ndizotheka kuti zoyendetsa makanema osocheretsa zikungowawitsa ndipo mwina zikuwasiyanitsa ndi mafani. Ndi 2015 – aliyense amagawa zoyipa pazanema, ma trailer amakanema aliwonse amatha kupezeka pa YouTube ndi kuwatumizira pa tweet kapena kuwatumizira Facebook kapena chinthu cha Google Plus chomwe palibe amene amagwiritsapo ntchito ndikugawana nawo mamiliyoni ambiri; kutsatsa kwatha koma kwachitika chifukwa situdiyo. Bwanji mukuvutikira kupanga kanema watsopano chifukwa chotsatsa pomwe zikuwoneka kuti ndizovuta?

Zimapitilira mbali zonse ziwiri, nazonso. Makanema ena amasinthidwa kuti awonekere Zochepa opusa kuposa momwe iwo aliri. chochitika Kwambiri imawoneka ngati kukonzanso kwamatsenga kwa sci-fi flick 2001: Space Odyssey kuposa mpira wamantha momwe zidaliri (kodi mukudziwa zomwe anthu ogwira nawo ntchito anali kuchita pazomwe adapeza? Kodi inu?). The Cabin mu Woods anali ndi kalavani yolembedwa, yolemba m'mabuku yomwe sinatchulidwepo pamulu woyaka moto wa Joss Whedon wopatsa yemwe adatipatsa. Izinso, zimawoneka ngati zosasamala.

Chifukwa chake, chifukwa ndikudziwa kuti mukungofuna kundiuza momwe ndalakwitsira, ndikukupemphani kuti mupereke ndemanga. Kodi muli ndi trailer yanji? Kapena mumakondwera pamene ma trailer amasiya dala / kuwonjezera malingaliro kapena ziwonetsero zazikulu? Ndiyenera kupita kuti ndikamwalire ndipo ndingapite bwanji chifukwa sindikudziwa chilichonse chokhudza mantha? Ndiroleni ine ndimve, ndi zoyipa, mwina tikhoza kumaliza kulembera limodzi.