Dzina langa ndine Scott Shoyer, ndipo ndine wowonera. Kuyambira nthawi yoyamba yomwe ndimayang'ana Cannibal Ferox ndili ndi zaka XNUMX, ndakhala ndikulowerera kwambiri. Ndimangokhalira kuopseza, koma pali china chake chokhudza bwino zomwe zimanditengera kumalo ena. Malo osangalala. Malo osangalala odzaza ndi zotupa.

Posachedwapa ndakhala ndikuganiza za zochitika zaimfa zomwe zakhala zikuwoneka bwino m'maganizo mwanga. Mutu wanga ukhoza kudzazidwa ndi zithunzi zosautsa komanso zosokoneza masauzande (Ndiyenera kuwona wina za izi), koma owerengeka okha ndi omwe amakhala ngati akuimitsa ziwonetsero. Pansipa pali mndandanda wazomwe ndimakonda kwambiri. Ndimayesa kuyika kanema kapena chithunzi cha malo owoneka bwino ndikulowa, koma nthawi zina, monga Maskhead kulowa pansipa, sindinapeze kanema kapena chithunzi cha malowo. Chifukwa chiyani? Chifukwa ndizovuta komanso zosokoneza kotero kuti palibe amene angayerekeze kuziyika pa intaneti !!

Sangalalani ndi mndandanda (izi sizili mwadongosolo), ndipo imbani pansipa ndikundiuza zomwe mumakonda zowopsa zakufa.

Mavuto Amatumbo (Mzinda wa Dead Dead, 1980)

Mukawona chiwonetsero cha mantha cha Lucio Fulci mukutsimikizika kuti mupanga chinthu chimodzi. Padzakhala zosachepera zitatu kapena zinayi zachiwawa zakufa. Nditaganizira zopereka zake zazikulu ndidakhazikika pa iyi. Ichi ndi chosaiwalika chomwe chidzakhala nanu kwamuyaya. Viva l 'Fulci !!

Malo Otchetchera kapinga (Amoyo Amoyo, 1992)

Apanso; matani azithunzi zazikulu zakufa pano, koma pomwe a Lionel Cosgrove amatenga makina otchetchera kapinga ndikudutsa pagulu la zombi, sindinadziwe kuti ndingachite mantha kapena kuseka bulu wanga. Kotero ine ndinachita zonse ziwiri.

Malo Oyera a Bed (A Nightmare pa Elm Street, 1984)

Osati chimodzi mwazomwe ndimakonda kwambiri zakufa, koma mawonekedwe abwino kwambiri amafa mu ELM STREET flick iliyonse. Pamene wabwino Johnny Depp atseka maso ake ndimakhala kuti samadziwa zomwe zikumuyembekezera !!

Silver Sphere Yang'amba Wansembe (Phantasm II, 1988)

Flick ina yayikulu yomwe imakhala ndi kuchuluka kwa thupi, nkhani yayikulu, komanso kutulutsa kwakukulu. Ndikudabwitsidwa kuti sitinawonepo gawo lina la siliva pa TV usiku kwambiri yomwe imatha kuchita chilichonse kuchokera kuphwanya ayezi kuti apange salsa.

Helicopter Kumeta (Dawn Akufa, 1978)

Kutentha kwakukulu koyambirira koyambirira Dawn Akufa, koma zombie yoyimilira pamabokosi odula mutu wake ndiyachikale chabe.

Kapiteni Rhodes Anang'ambika (Tsiku la Akufa, 1985)

Tivomerezane, Captain Rhode si munthu wabwino. Chabwino, chabwino; iye ndi wosakhazikika ndipo tonse tikudziwa zomwe zimachitika chifukwa cha "prick asshole" m'mafilimu a zombie ... amamwalira moyipa. Rhodes sizachilendo. Koma ngakhale atamwalira chikwama chonyamulirachi chimafunikira kuti mawu omaliza ("Choke on 'em"). Adamwalira momwe adakhalira… kanyama kokwanira.

Imfa ya 2 × 4 Strap-On Dildo (Maskhead, 2009)

Ngati simukumvetsa zomwe zikuchitikazi, chotsani mutuwo. Mzimayi amamwalira atanyozedwa ndi kansalu kopangidwa ndi bolodi lamatabwa la 2 × 4. Monga mukuwonera sindinapeze kanema kapena chithunzi cha zochitika zakufa. Icho mwina ndichinthu chabwino. Palibe amene ayenera kuwona izi (kupatula ine kumene).

Lumomkati, 2007)

Mwinanso kanema wowopsa kwambiri, wankhanza, wosalekerera m'masiku 2 apitawa !! Magazi akuyamba kuyenda nthawi yomweyo ndipo samatha mpaka Le Femme atapeza zomwe akufuna-pogwiritsa ntchito lumo. Apanso sindinapeze chithunzi kapena kanema wowonetsa zochitikazi, koma ngati muli alendo obwerezabwereza ku iHorror, ndikuganiza kuti mwawonapo kanemayu kangapo makumi awiri.

Kutsegulira Gombe ndi Chipatala (Akufa & Kuyikidwa, 1981)

Sikuti izi zimangokhala zopindika kumapeto zomwe zimagwira ntchito; osati izi zokha zili ndi Robert Englund; sikuti izi zimangokhala ndi zithunzi zambirimbiri zakufa momwemo… komanso zili ndi malo oyipa otsegulira pomwe mlendo amabwera ku Plotter's Bluff. Amakumana ndi lil vixen wokongola pagombe, koma asanalembe kuti, "Wokondedwa Penthouse, simudzalingalira zomwe zandichitikira," amamuwombera. Kenako amangidwa, kuthira mafuta, ndikuyatsa moto. Koma wamphawi wosauka amakhala ndi ziwombankhanga pafupifupi 98% ya thupi lake. Monga kuti anyamatawa alibe tsiku loipitsitsa, tangoganizani kuti namwino wake ali mchipatala? Eeh; lil vixen kuchokera kunyanja. Apa ndikukuyang'ana iwe mwana.

Ng'ombe Yaanthu Jerky Scene (Ngolo Park ya Mantha, 2008)

Uku ndikuwopseza kochititsa chidwi kwambiri ndi zodzoladzola zazikulu komanso zapadera f / x, nkhani yabwino, ndikumverera kwakukulu. Kenako mwadzidzidzi tafika pamalo pomwe m'modzi mwaomwe amawonetsa momwe amapangira nyama yang'ombe (chenjezo lowononga, limapangidwa ndi anthu). Zochitikazo ndizankhanza kwambiri komanso zoyipa komanso zosokoneza kuposa china chilichonse chomwe chikuchitika. Ichi ndichifukwa chake chimakhala m'mutu mwanga ndikupanga mndandandawu. Pepani palibe kanema, koma penyani izi: ndiyofunika nthawi yanu.

Waya Tether (Mzimu Ship, 2002)

Ndikudziwa, ndikudziwa. Kodi izi zikuyenda bwanji pamndandanda wanga? Tsopano bwerani; Tonsefe timadziwa kuti kanema wonsewo akumenyedwa ... ndikutanthauza kuti imayamwa mokweza. Koma tivomerezane; zochitikazo ndikudula kwa waya kudzera pagule lodzaza ndi anthu kunali koyenera kukhala pamulu wotenthawu. Ndizomvetsa chisoni kuti kanema wotsalawo sanateteze mphamvu kuchokera pano.

Kutambasula M'diso (Zombie, 1979)

Sindikuganiza kuti zochitikazi zikuyenera kufotokozedwa. Uku ndikwachiwiri kwa Fulci pamndandandawu ndipo tonse tikudziwa chifukwa chake !!

Mawonekedwe Oyesa Kupanikizika kwa Magazi (Dawn Akufa, 1978)

Mwina imfa yakufa kwambiri pamndandandawu koma ndimakonda kwambiri. Pakati pakudya nyama zambiri, zombi zanjala zikuukira, Pedro asankha kukhala pansi kuti aone kuthamanga kwa magazi. Ndizosasintha komanso zopusa kuti zochitikazi zakhala zikundikumbukira nthawi zonse.

Mutu Wophulika Wamutu (Akanema, 1981)

Apanso; Ndikutsimikiza kuti uyu safuna kuyambitsidwa. Sangalalani.

Tsegulani LonseHatchet, 2006)

Nditangoyamba kuwona izi (gehena, kanema wonse) nsagwada zanga zidatsika ndipo ndidadziwa nthawi yomweyo kuti ndapeza luso lamakono lamakono ku Adam Green. Aahhh Victor Crowley… chilakolako cha magazi anu chisafe.

Kameme TvAnapumula, 2009)

Iyi ndi kanema wina wamasiku ano yemwe adatulutsa talente ina yayikulu (Robert Hall). Zithunzi zambiri zakufa, koma iyi ndi yomwe ndimakonda kwambiri kuchokera pomwepo, ndipo imodzi mwa nthawi zanga ndimakonda PERIOD.

Ndikudziwa kuti uwu ndi mndandanda wosakwanira. Ndiuzeni zomwe mumakonda kwambiri.