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Mphindi 10 Zambiri za WTF zochokera ku 'Witching & Bitching'

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Monga momwe mutuwo ukuwonetsera, pali ufiti wambiri mu nthabwala zowopsa zaku Spain Ufiti & Kuluma. Ndi za mfiti zodya anthu, pambuyo pa zonse. Za kuluma? Zambiri mwa izo, nawonso, makamaka ochokera pagulu la anyamata omwe amalira za ena odziwika, osazindikira kuti kutulutsa mtima wanu mophiphiritsa sizowopsa kwenikweni kuchotsa mtima wako, chiwopsezo chomwe chikubwera patsogolo pako. Mitu yonena za maukwati osweka, malonjezo osweka, ndi kusiyana pakati pa abambo ndi amai zomwe zimawalekanitsa ndizochuluka mufilimuyi, ndipo zolemba zilizonse zitha kulembedwa zokambirana za mutu wapadziko lonse. Koma lero tili pano kuti tikambirane za nthawi yomwe filimuyo ikukhala yovuta kwambiri. (Ena ochepa ZOTHANDIZA patsogolo).

10. Ndi kangati mwakhala mukuyendetsa msewu wamtchire ndikuwunikiridwa ndi azimayi achikulire angapo? Zinali choncho pomwe gulu la oyendetsa galimoto la zigawenga za wannabe linanyamuka kuti likapeze malo obisala pambuyo poti bungled heist.

9. Kodi chakudya chamadzulo usiku ndi chiani? Makiyi okazinga, kumene. Ufiti ndi Bitching makiyi okazinga

8. Polankhula za chakudya chamadzulo, kumapeto kwa kanema mfiti zimasonkhana patebulo labwino kwambiri paphwando lokoma la zakudya zokoma, kuphatikizapo chakudya chala. Kwenikweni. Zakudya zolimbitsa ndi zoluma7. Kusunga ndi mutu wankhani yamadzulo, ndili ndi mawu awiri kwa inu: Otsitsira anthu.

6. Ndi njira yabwino iti yodyera anthu osunthira kuposa kudya foloko ndi mpeni? Ziwiya zolodzera ndi zoumira5. Ndi chinthu chimodzi kumangirira anthu ndikuwakakamiza kuwadyetsa makutu ndi kuwadula magazi, koma kumangolankhula za moyo watsiku ndi tsiku ndikuchita izi ndikupenga misala.

4. Kodi mwawonapo chithunzi chachikulucho ndi Mike Tyson atanyamula nkhunda ziwiri ndikunena, "Tsopano kith?" Mmodzi mwa mfiti amachita izi ndi amuna awiri omwe amakangana. Popanda lisp, ndiye.

3. Broomsturbation ndi mphaka mafuta lubricant. Ndisiyira pomwepo.

2. Mukamapita kokacheza chimbudzi chakale, chamatope ndi anthu opanda malo owoneka bwino, ndi chiyani mwa zinthu zomaliza zomwe mukufuna kuwona? Wina amene akukuyang'anirani kudzera mu chimbudzi pansi panu ayenera kukhala pamwamba pamndandanda. Pee-ping Tom? Woponya poophole? Chilichonse chomwe mungafune kuyitcha, ayi zikomo.

1. Kotero Mickey Mouse, SpongeBob SquarePants, ndi Yesu Khristu akuyenda kupyola tawuni kukonzekera kukaba m'sitolo… Ayi, sichimayamba nthabwala ayi - ndiko kuyamba kwa kanemayu. Ufiti ndi Kuluma Yesu Tenga Gudumu

Kwa nthawi izi ndi zina za WTF, onani Ufiti & Kuluma, pakadali pano ikutsikira pa Netflix. Onerani kalavani pansipa. [youtube id = "ivHEza4t0wY" align = "center" mode = "yachibadwa" autoplay = "ayi"]

 

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'47 Meters Pansi' Kupeza Kanema Wachitatu Wotchedwa 'The Wreck'

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Tsiku lomalizira ikupereka lipoti kuti a new 47 M'munsi gawoli likupita kukupanga, zomwe zimapangitsa kuti shaki ikhale ya trilogy. 

"Opanga mndandanda wa Johannes Roberts, ndi wolemba pazithunzi Ernest Riera, yemwe adalemba mafilimu awiri oyamba, adalembanso gawo lachitatu: Mamita 47 Pansi: Kuwonongeka.” Patrick Lussier (Valentine Wanga wamagazi) adzawongolera.

Makanema awiri oyamba adachita bwino kwambiri, adatulutsidwa mu 2017 ndi 2019 motsatana. Filimu yachiwiri imatchedwa 47 Mamita Pansi: Osagwidwa

47 M'munsi

Chiwembu cha The Wreck yafotokozedwa ndi Deadline. Iwo amalemba kuti kumaphatikizapo tate ndi mwana wamkazi kuyesa kukonzanso unansi wawo mwa kuthera nthaŵi pamodzi akudumphira m’sitima yomira m’sitima yomira, “Koma atangotsika, mbuye wawo wosambira m’madzi anachita ngozi n’kuwasiya okha ndi osatetezedwa mkati mwa chigoba cha ngoziyo. Pamene mikangano ikukwera ndipo mpweya wa okosijeni ukucheperachepera, aŵiriwo ayenera kugwiritsira ntchito chigwirizano chawo chatsopanocho kuti apulumuke chiwonongekocho ndi unyinji wosalekeza wa shaki zoyera zolusa.”

Opanga filimu akuyembekeza kuti awonetse zomwezo kwa a Msika wa Cannes ndi kupanga kuyambira m'dzinja. 

"Mamita 47 Pansi: Kuwonongeka ndiye kupitiliza kwabwino pantchito yathu yodzaza ndi shaki," atero a Byron Allen, woyambitsa/wapampando/CEO wa Allen Media Group. "Kanemayu apangitsanso okonda mafilimu kuchita mantha komanso m'mphepete mwa mipando yawo."

Johannes Roberts anawonjezera kuti, “Sitingadikire kuti omvera atsekedwenso m’madzi nafe. 4Mamita 7 Pansi: Kuwonongeka ikhala filimu yayikulu kwambiri komanso yowopsa kwambiri pamilandu iyi. "

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'Lachitatu' Nyengo Yachiwiri Yatsitsa Kanema Watsopano Wa Teaser Yemwe Amawulula Osewera Onse

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Christopher Lloyd Lachitatu Gawo 2

Netflix analengeza mmawa uno kuti Lachitatu nyengo yachiwiri ikulowa Kupanga. Fans akhala akudikirira kwa nthawi yayitali kuti adziwe zambiri zazithunzi zowopsa. Nyengo imodzi mwa Lachitatu idayamba mu Novembala 2022.

M'dziko lathu latsopano la zosangalatsa zotsatsira, si zachilendo kuti ziwonetsero zitenge zaka kuti zitulutse nyengo yatsopano. Ngati amasula wina nkomwe. Ngakhale titha kudikirira kwakanthawi kuti tiwone chiwonetserochi, nkhani zili zonse uthenga wabwino.

Kuponya Lachitatu

Nyengo yatsopano ya Lachitatu akuwoneka kuti ali ndi chidwi chodabwitsa. Jenna Ortega (Fuula) adzakhala akubwereza udindo wake wodziwika ngati Lachitatu. Iye adzalumikizana naye Billie Piper (Kusambira), Steve Buscemi (Boardwalk Empire), Evie Templeton (Bwererani ku Silent Hill), Owen Painter (Nkhani Yopangira Nkhanza), Ndi Noah taylor (Charlie ndi Chocolate Factory).

Tidzawonanso zina mwamasewera odabwitsa a nyengo yoyamba kubweza. Lachitatu season 2 idzawoneka Catherine-Zeta Jones (Zotsatira Zotsatira), Luis Guzman (Genie), Isaac Ordonez (Kusokoneza Mu Nthawi), Ndi Luyanda Unati Lewis-Nyawo (devs).

Ngati mphamvu yonse ya nyenyezi imeneyo sinali yokwanira, nthano Tim Burton (The Nightmare Kale Khirisimasi) adzakhala akuwongolera mndandanda. Monga cheeky nod kuchokera Netflix, nyengo ino ya Lachitatu idzatchedwa Apa Tikukumananso ndi Tsoka.

Jenna Ortega Lachitatu
Jenna Ortega ngati Lachitatu Addams

Sitikudziwa zambiri za chiyani Lachitatu nyengo yachiwiri idzatengera. Komabe, Ortega wanena kuti nyengo ino ikhala yowopsa kwambiri. "Ife tikutsamira mu mantha pang'ono. Ndizosangalatsa kwambiri chifukwa, mu chiwonetsero chonse, pomwe Lachitatu limafunikira pang'ono, sasintha kwenikweni ndipo ndicho chinthu chabwino kwambiri kwa iye. "

Ndizo zonse zomwe tili nazo. Onetsetsani kuti mwabwereranso kuno kuti mumve zambiri komanso zosintha.

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A24 Akuti "Imakoka Pulagi" Pamndandanda wa 'Crystal Lake' wa Peacock

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Crystal

Situdiyo yamakanema A24 mwina siyikupita patsogolo ndi Peacock yomwe idakonzedwa Friday ndi 13th spinoff adayitana Crystal Lake Malinga ndi Fridaythe13thfranchise.com. Webusaitiyi imagwira mawu okonda zosangalatsa jeff sneider yemwe adapanga mawu patsamba lake kudzera pa paywall yolembetsa. 

"Ndikumva kuti A24 yatulutsa pulagi pa Crystal Lake, mndandanda wake wa Peacock womwe udakonzedwa Lachisanu franchise ya 13 yokhala ndi wakupha wovala mask Jason Voorhees. Bryan Fuller anali chifukwa cha wamkulu kupanga mndandanda wowopsa.

Sizikudziwika ngati ichi ndi chisankho chokhazikika kapena chakanthawi, chifukwa A24 inalibe ndemanga. Mwina Peacock ithandiza ochita malonda kuwunikira zambiri pantchitoyi, yomwe idalengezedwanso mu 2022. "

Kubwerera mu Januware 2023, tinalengeza kuti mayina ena akuluakulu anali kumbuyo kwa polojekitiyi kuphatikizapo Brian Fuller, Kevin Williamsonndipo Lachisanu Gawo 13 mtsikana womaliza Adrienne King.

Fani Yopangidwa Crystal Lake Zojambulajambula

"'Chidziwitso cha Crystal Lake kuchokera kwa Bryan Fuller! Amayamba kulemba m'masabata a 2 (olemba ali pano mwa omvera)." adalemba ma social media wolemba Eric Goldman omwe adalemba zidziwitso pa Twitter pomwe amapita ku a Lachisanu pa 13 3D chochitika mu Januware 2023. "Ikhala ndi zigoli ziwiri zomwe mungasankhe - yamakono komanso yachikale ya Harry Manfredini. Kevin Williamson akulemba gawo. Adrienne King adzakhala ndi udindo wobwereza. Pamenepo! Fuller waponya nyengo zinayi ku Crystal Lake. Mmodzi yekha yemwe adalamulidwa mwalamulo mpaka pano ngakhale akulemba kuti Peacock iyenera kulipira chilango chokongola ngati sakanalamula Season 2. Atafunsidwa ngati angatsimikizire udindo wa Pamela mu mndandanda wa Crystal Lake, Fuller anayankha 'Tikupita moona mtima. kuphimba zonse. Nkhanizi zikufotokoza za moyo ndi nthawi za anthu awiriwa (mwina akutanthauza Pamela ndi Jason pamenepo!)'”

Kapena Peacock ikupita patsogolo ndi polojekitiyi sizikudziwika bwino ndipo popeza nkhaniyi ndi yachidziwitso chachiwiri, ikuyenera kutsimikiziridwa zomwe zidzafunikire. Peacock ndi / kapena A24 kuti anene zomwe akuyenera kuchita.

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