Miyoyo yathu yonse tidakhala ndi mzimu wa Khrisimasi womwe udatigwetsa pansi. Kaya ndi Burl Ives ndi Rudolph Mbalame Yofiira Yamphongo Yofiira kapena zolemba za tchuthi za Nat King Cole, nthawi zonse zimakhala za ndodo ndi mitengo komanso kuwononga ndalama zathu kuti tikhale Khrisimasi yayikulu kwambiri!

Tsopano ndi nthawi yoti mulembe mzere mu chisanu, anthu. Festivus anali pa chinthu china, ndipo sitichilola kuti chife chimodzimodzi A Phoebe Cates 'atuluka pachimbudzi kuchokera A Gremlins. Posachedwa…?

Iwalani zopanda pake ngati masiku khumi ndi awiri a Khrisimasi, zisangalatseni. Ndipo pang'ono kokokomeza komanso modabwitsa. Zomwe, ngati mukuwerenga izi, ndikutsimikiza kuti muli pamtendere nawo.

Zatheka bwanji masiku khumi ndi awiri a The 'Mababu? Chifukwa chiyani gehena sichoncho? Dick Miller, yemwe amawonetsa munthu wonyamula zinyalala yemwe amafuna kuyika manja ake pa Roselli Plumbing pamalopo a bowling adabadwa pa Tsiku la Khrisimasi mchaka cha Ambuye wathu Makumi asanu ndi anayi mphambu makumi awiri mphambu asanu ndi atatu. Kotero ndi osati kukondwerera The 'Mababu, tikungouza m'modzi mwaomwe amachita bwino kwambiri padziko lapansi kuti timamunyoza.

Osati ife tokha osati onyoza Dick Miller, sitilolera kunyansidwa kulikonse, mwina. Chifukwa chake lembani sefa. Zikuchitika.

Kuyambira Loweruka, kuwerengera kudzakhala khumi ndi awiri, kuwonetsa kuti yakwana nthawi yoti uchoke. Ndiloleni ndiyende mu izo ...

Tsiku loyamba la 'The Burbs: Pereka The 'Mababu pa kadzutsa ndipo yesetsani kuti mudye Rick Duccomun. Mutha kutaya kapena kutulutsa, koma mulimonsemo, muli ndi nkhani yoti mufotokozere nyengo yonse tchuthi. Kwa inu mumalamulira zomata kunjaku - chinanazi chosankha.

Tsiku lachiwiri la The 'Burbs: Uzani mkazi (kapena mzanu wapadera) kuti mukufuna kukumbatirana ndikuwonera kanema. Ndi mayi uti amene angayitane anthu oterewa? Kenako mumatsegula zojambulazo ndi Carrie Fisher, osati ngati Carol Peterson, koma Princess Leia posambira Kubweranso kwa Jedi mpaka atapeza lingaliro ndikuwombetsa Nyenyezi Yanu Yakufa kapena atuluka mchipinda nkunena kuti akukana mpaka mutafanana ndi mwamuna yemwe adakwatirana naye. Kumbukirani kudikirira kumenyedwa kawiri, kenako perekani "Tilibe nthawi yotere."

Tsiku lachitatu la The 'Burbs: Pemphani kuti mutengeko agogo anu kuti mukadye nawo chakudya chabwino ndikutsatira nthawi yomaliza Khrisimasi. Yendani kuti muwapatse nthawi yoti athe kusanthula zinthu zomwe zingasungidwe okwanira masheya, dikirani mpaka atakhala mu kanjira ndi wogwira ntchito m'sitolo, kenako pikirani kumbuyo kwawo osawakopa, ingowakalipirani kuti "Mukufuna kuchotsa izi mu mthumba? SIKUFUNA kuba pa sitolo ino? ” Yendani kutali. Musaiwale kung'ung'udza "Ndi malo ogulitsira, komabe."

Tsiku la 4 la The 'Burbs: Aliyense amene alibe malo ofewa a Corey Feldman sanakhalepo ndi chiyanjano cha '80s cinema. Ndikutanthauza, The Goonies, Yimani pafupi nane, Ricky Butler wochokera ku The 'Mababu, komanso Tommy Jarvis wotchuka kwambiri amatembenukira Friday ndi 13th nkhani. Zimitsani magetsi, let Chaputala Chomaliza ntchentche ndikuyembekeza kuti amalume ako oledzera sameta tsitsi lawo ndikumenyera azakhali ako pamene akutulutsa "Kufa!"

Tsiku lachisanu la The 'Burbs: Osakunamizani, iyi idzakhala yopanda tanthauzo, koma monga chikhulupiriro chanu ngati cha Santa Claus, khulupirirani kuti ipindula mawa. Ingolowetsani thunthu lagalimoto yanu ndi chikwama chazinyalala chodzaza matumba ambiri a mbatata chomwe chingapirire popanda kuphulika. Sakani mpaka kumapeto kwa khwalala. Kokani biniyo, yang'anani mozungulira mozungulira, kenako nkutulutsa gehena ndi ndodo. Kubwerera mu garaja.

Tsiku lachisanu la The 'Burbs: Kunena zowona, Tsiku la 5 lidakhazikitsa tebulo, koma muyenera kuchotsa mipira yanu mchikwama cha mkazi wanu pa iyi. Lero silingakhale la nonsenu, koma ngati mukufa molimba, ndikuganiza kuti mudzayamikira. Yembekezani kuti galimoto yamagalimoto iwonetsedwe, kenako nkuphulika ndikunyumba kwanu mukugwedeza chovala chobisalamo ndi ma boxer awiri kuchokera pagulu la Bill Clinton. Limbikitsani kufunsa ngati apeza thumba mmenemo lolemera komanso lonyowa pang'ono. Sindingakulonjezeni kuti mupewe kucheza ndi wapolisi kapena wololeza, koma kumapeto kwa tsikulo, mudzayang'ana m'mbuyo ndikunyadira podziwa kuti mwakuchitirani izi.

Tsiku la 7 la The 'Burbs: Tengani anawo kuphiri lam'deralo, koma pitani ku Radio Shack panjira. Sungani ma walkie-talkies koma makoswe oyenda asanakatuluke m'galimoto, bwererani kwa iwo ndipo mosazengereza auzeni ma tik kuti ngati aliyense wa iwo adumpha mfuti pa "Red rover, red rover, lolani Mikey pitirira ”ngakhale kamodzi, Khrisimasi yaletsedwa.

Tsiku la 8 la The 'Burbs: Dzipempheni kuti mudzacheze bwino, ndikukhala moyandikana ndi anthu ena omwe simunalankhulepo nawo. Onetsetsani kuti mwatenga mbale ya brownies - kaya mumawasiya panjira kapena kuwonjezera zina powapanga matsenga disco brownies ndiye kuyimba kwanu. Kuthamanga. Simungachoke, mpaka mutangonena, koma mwakhala mukugwira nawo ntchito yolankhulirana "Nyumba zakale izi zikuyenera kukhala helo kutentha, ha?" Kenako onetsetsani kuti mwasiya kakalata patebulo pakhofi pomwe pamati “Ndili ndi galu wanu.”

Tsiku la 9 la The 'Burbs: Kuonetsetsa kuti mawu ochepawa osinthana ndi anansi anu ndiwo okhawo omwe anenedwa kale, ndikuti atha kulowa mnyumba atakuonani mutuluka, tsatirani izi. Sonkhanitsani anzanu ochepa kuti mudzakhale nawo. Tsopano, awa sayenera kukhala abwenzi amitundu yabwino kwambiri. Ayi, lingalirani abwenzi anzanu ovuta kwambiri. Mtundu womwe ulibe vuto louza anthu kuti angokumana nawo kuti inu scrapbook. Ndikhulupirireni, ndi abwino. Tengani mapepala opanda kanthu kuti mukhale ngati nyimbo, kenako pitani khomo ndi khomo ...

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Tsiku la 10 la The 'Burbs: Banja lisananyamuke mnyumba kuti mulandire nyumba, itanani anzanu apamtima (komanso anzeru kwambiri) kuti adzakonde champagne ndi kucheza. Chinsinsi chake ndikungokhala ndi ma hors d'oeuvres awiri - mbale ya ma pretzels ndi malata a sardines. Katsabola, mpiru kapena maolivi - kuyimba kwanu. Mwiniwake, ndimapita mpiru, koma monga ndidanenera koyambirira, awa ndi masiku anu khumi ndi awiri a The 'Mababu. Tsatirani mtima wanu. Mukakhazikitsa malingaliro, yenderani mchipindacho ndi nkhope yowongoka ndikugwedeza malata omwe ali pansi pa mphuno zawo kuti apereke kununkhira, ndikupereka - "Sari-deen?"

Tsiku la 11 la The 'Burbs: Ngati mwafika pano, mwina mwamaliza kugula kwanu patchuthi, banja lonse limakhala pamodzi ndipo palibe chomwe chingakhale koma chongowasokoneza fuzzies ofunda pa Khrisimasi. Koma muyenera kunena kuti mwayesa. Khalani pansi kuti mudye chakudya cham'mawa ndikufunsani m'bale wanu yemwe akufuna kuti akuponyeni nyuzipepala. Lolani kuti ikubowoleni mu sternum kuti mutha kuyambitsa Sanka kuchokera mumakapu anu a khofi kudutsa tebulo. Kuwombera kumathamangitsidwa, inde, koma taganizirani momwe aliyense angayamikire kith ndi abale ake magazi akasiya.

Tsiku la 12 la The 'Burbs: Izi zitha kutenga kanthawi, koma pakadali pano, mukuyang'ana njira yopumira pachikondwererochi. Ingosungani ma orbs anu asanafike koyamba kodabwitsa popita pagalimoto kukasewera Khrisimasi komweko. Tsegulani chitseko chanu chakutsogolo, fuulani "Hei Pinocchio, mukupita kuti?" Mukangonena kuti mudasuzumira mumtima mwake ndikuwona mantha, ndikuchita nawo mpikisano wofa, kenako nkuwononga ngati momwe mudaliri miyezi khumi ndi zisanu ndi zitatu kuthengo.

Chifukwa chake takukakamizani kuti musiyane ndi masiku achikulire, komanso moona mtima, masiku khumi ndi awiri a Khrisimasi pafupifupi milungu iwiri 'Mababu shenanigans?

Ngati ndi choncho, kokerani gulu lachipembedzo la Joe Dante pa Netflix's Instant Watch ndikukondwerera tsiku lobadwa la Dick Miller la 86.

Kuphatikiza apo, ndikufuna kuti mundiyang'anitse oyandikana nawo.