Nditawona Lords of Salem mwina kasanu kapena kasanu ndi kamodzi, ndidapereka bukuli modzidzimutsa nditalandira buku kuchokera kwa mkazi wanga ngati mphatso. Ndinkafuna kuitenga ndi kuiwerenga kwakanthawi, koma tsopano inali patsogolo panga, kotero ndinapatula buku lina lomwe ndimaliwerenga, ndikulowa mkati mwake.

Ngati mwakhala mukuganiza ngati muyenera kuwerenga kapena ayi, yankho lalifupi ndi inde. Ngati mumakonda kanema, muyenera kuyang'anitsitsa kuti mumvetse nkhaniyo mozama, ndikuwona zosintha zonse zomwe zidapangidwa.

Nayi yankho lalitali.

Ngati mumakonda kanema wa Rob Zombie, kuwerenga bukuli sikungakuthandizeni. Ngati mumangokonda kanemayo, muyenera kuwerengabe. Pali zosiyana zokwanira kuti zikupatseni chidziwitso chosiyana, chomwe mungakonde bwino. Ngati simunakonde kanema, ndikuganiza zimadalira chifukwa chake simunawakonde. Ngati simunakonde chiwembucho, musavutike. Ngati mumakonda lingalirolo, koma simunakonde momwe limachitikira pazifukwa zilizonse, muyenera kuliwerenga, chifukwa ndizosiyana ndi kanema, ndipo limayenda mosiyanasiyana nthawi zina.

Chabwino, tsopano ndiyankha yankho lalitali.

Ndiloleni ndiyambe ndikukuuzani zakukhosi kwanga za Rob Zombie ngati wopanga makanema, kuti mudziwe komwe ndikuwona. Ndine wokonda. Ndimakonda Nyumba ya Mitembo 1,000, ndipo ndimakonda Mdyerekezi Amakana pafupifupi kasanu. Sindine wokonda kwambiri Halowini, koma ndikuganiza kuti ili ndi zinthu zina zolimba, ndipo ndimapitabe ndikubwerezabwereza nthawi ndi nthawi. Ndinkasamalira H2 ngakhale pang'ono, komabe ndimasangalala nayo kuposa H20 ndi Kuuka. Monga ambiri a mafani a Zombie, ndidakhumudwitsidwa kwambiri ndi nthawi ya Halowini, ndipo sindinadziwe zomwe ndingayembekezere kwa Lords. Kenako, ndinaziyang'ana, ndipo ndinayamba kukondana ndi Zombie director uja mobwerezabwereza. Kwa ine, Lords of Salem ndizomwe Zombie amayenera kuchita, komanso zomwe zinali zowopsa panthawiyo. Nthawi yoyamba yomwe ndinayiwona, sindinathe kungokhala ngati ndi kanema yemwe amayenera kupanga atakana a The Devil's Rejects. Ndikutsimikiza ena anenanso zomwezi.

Ndikokwanira kuti ndinene, Ndine wokonda Ambuye a Salemu. Ndimakonda zonena, ndipo ndimakonda mawonekedwe ndi zowonera zonse. Ndimakondanso nyimbo.

Tsopano, pitirirani ku bukhu. ZOTHANDIZA PATSOPANO.

Monga momwe sindinadziwe zomwe ndingayembekezere kuchokera ku Zombie kulowa mufilimuyi, sindinadziwenso zomwe ndingayembekezere kulowa m'bukuli, chifukwa zimayenera kukhala zovuta kapena zosatheka kuchotsa maloto omwewo Mlengalenga wowonetsedwa mufilimuyi popanda zikhalidwe zabwino zowonera (osanenapo zakusowa kwa nyimbo). Sindinadziwenso zomwe ndingayembekezere kuchokera kwa Zombie ngati wolemba mabuku, ngakhale adalemba nawo ndi BK Evenson (yemwe sindinamuwerengepo kale). Sindikudziwikabe bwino za kuchuluka kwa zomwe zinalembedwa ndi Zombie mwiniwake, koma pamapeto pake, sindikuganiza kuti ndizofunika kwambiri.

Kuyamba, sizitenga nthawi kuzindikira kuti bukuli limasiyana kwambiri ndi zomwe timawona mufilimuyi. Mitu yoyambirira idaperekedwa kwa mfiti ndi mayesero am'mbuyomu. Timajambula bwino kwambiri za nsembe ya makanda, ndipo timakumana ndi Satana molawirira asanagwidwe ndi kuzunzidwa kwa mfiti zomwezo.

Zikafika lero, zinthu zimayamba mofanana ndi momwe amawonera mufilimuyi, kupatula kuti timaphunzira kuti dzina la galu wa Heidi ndi Steve osati Troy. Zombie adalongosola chifukwa chomwe anasinthira ndemanga mu DVD. Kwenikweni, galu yemwe amamugwiritsa ntchito amatchedwa Troy, ndipo zinali zosavuta kugwira ntchito ndi galu yemwe amayankha dzina lake lenileni.

Nkhani zambiri zimakhalabe zanzeru m'mabuku onsewa, koma pali zojambula zingapo zomwe sizinali mufilimuyo, ndi zina zomwe zinali zosiyana kwambiri.

Pali zochitika zomwe sizikupezeka mufilimu yokhudza mfiti masiku ano omwe amasonkhana mu tchalitchi ndikukonzekera kubwezera. Pamalo ena, Heidi amakumana ndi "masisitere" achilendo ochokera kutchalitchi.

Pali zochitika ziwiri zosiyana zomwe zimakhudza azimayi ku Salem (mbadwa za omwe adasewera pamilandu) akumva nyimbo ya Lord pawailesi, ndikupha mwachiwawa anzawo odziwika. Izi ndizofotokozera komanso zazitali kwambiri m'bukuli, ndikuwonanso mosiyana momwe nyimbozo zimakhudzira azimayi amtauni poyerekeza ndi kuwombera pang'ono komwe timawona mufilimuyi. Palinso zodzivulaza ndi necrophilia zomwe zimakhudzidwa.

Pali zochulukirapo pomwe gulu lazitsulo lakuda Leviathan Wothawa Njoka amachita zoyankhulana pawailesi (m'bukuli muli mamembala awiri m'malo mwa m'modzi). Pali zoseketsa zina zowonjezera zomwe zawonekera m'bukuli. Tinawerenga za, mwachitsanzo, m'modzi mwa mamembala omwe amakhala m'malo olandirira alendo akuwerenga magazini ya Highlights pomwe akudikirira kuti adzafunsidwe. Gululi likuwonekeranso kuti likulowerera anthu m'bukuli kuposa kanema, yemwe amatenga gawo pakumveka kwa bukulo.

Pali zochitika zina ndi abwana awayilesi zomwe sizili mufilimuyi. Palinso nthabwala zomwe zimadza ndi gawo. Mwachitsanzo, iye ndi Whitey ali ndi mkangano wokhudza momwe angatumizire Album ya Rod Stewart.

Palinso zinthu zina ndi wolandila alendo pawailesi, monga kuyankhula ndi womulera pa foni za Magazi Owona (omwe amawawona ngati "sewero" la vampire, ndipo amafotokoza za amuna omwe amavula malaya awo). Apa ndipamene bokosi la Albums la Lords limapezeka padesiki mwadzidzidzi. Amaziwona zikuwoneka mosadziwika pazithunzi zachitetezo cha kamera.

Timaphunzira zambiri chifukwa chake Heidi amakhala m'nyumba yomwe amakhala. M'mbuyomu, zikuwonekeratu kuti mwininyumba wa Heidi ndi wachilendo, ndipo amachita zambiri chifukwa chake Heidi ndi komwe ali. Tiyeneranso kuphunzira zambiri za ubale wa Heidi ndi Whitey komanso Herman.

Timakhalanso ndi zochitika zambiri ndi Matthias, ndipo mawonekedwe ake ndiosiyana pang'ono ndi kanema. Kunena zowona, amangooneka ngati wonama kwambiri m'bukuli (koyambirira koyamba) pomwe mufilimuyi, amawoneka bwino nthawi yonseyi.

Monga mufilimuyi, pali zina zomwe zimalota, koma ndizosiyana kwambiri m'buku, ndipo nthawi zambiri zimasokonekera, komanso ndimwazi wamagazi.

Sindikufunanso kufotokoza mwatsatanetsatane zamisala zomwe zimachitika m'maloto a Heidi, chifukwa (kuphatikizapo ziwonetsero zakupha) mwina ndizomwe zimapangitsa bukuli kukhala loyenera kuwerenga koposa china chilichonse, kwa omwe amadziwa bwino kanemayo. Sindikuganiza kuti nditha kuchita chilungamo mwachidule.

Bukuli limaperekanso zachitukuko chamitundumitundu zomwe sizimapezeka mufilimuyi, ndi zina zowonjezera zomwe zimawonjezera pazomwe amatsenga amachita. Zimamalizanso mosiyana (komanso mobwerezabwereza).

Ponseponse, Lord of Salem ndiosavuta kuwerenga, komanso yosangalatsa kwa mafani olimba owopsa, ndipo akuyenera kukhala nawo pashelefu yanu.

Ndizovuta kunena momwe ndimamvera za kanema ndikadati ndidawerenga bukuli koyamba. Panali zosintha zambiri. Ndikadakhala wokhumudwitsidwa kuti zinthu zina zidasiyidwa, koma popeza ndinkadziwa bwino za kanema yemwe adalowamo, ndikuthokoza, kuwerenga bukuli kunangondipangitsa kuti ndiyamikire Ambuye a Salem kwathunthu. Monga momwe zimakhalira ndi makanema ena omwe alinso mabuku, ndizosangalatsa kuti mafomu onse abwerere.

Osati kuti ndimaganizira ambuye a Salem mofanana ndi The Shining (mwa njira iliyonse), koma ndimakonda nkhaniyi m'njira zonsezi - buku la Stephen King ndi filimu ya Stanley Kubrick. Zonsezi zimalandiridwa bwino ngati zinthu zosiyana, ndipo zili bwino. Monga momwe sindinakhalire ndi chiyembekezo chakuyambiranso, sindikhala ndi mwayi wobwerezanso mtundu uliwonse wa Lords.

Ntchitoyi yonse yangondisiya ndikufuna zoopsa kuchokera kwa Rob Zombie munjira iliyonse yomwe angafune.