Yolembedwa ndi Patti Pauley

Nditchuleni ngati mungafune kukhala ngati "blogger woopsa", koma dzina langa ngati sindimva bwino kukambirana za moyo wobwerera m'mbuyo komanso nthawi zosakumbukika kuyambira tili achinyamata zomwe zatipanga kukhala owopsa omwe tili nawo lero. Komanso, ndili ndi zolemba za ena mwa inu omwe mumakonda kutsata njira zokumbukiranso, ndipo ndichoncho! Zowonetsa zomwe zatizungulira masiku ano zitha kukhala zopweteka, zotopetsa komanso zokhumudwitsa mukafika pomwepo. Chifukwa chake ngati ndingakupatseni mwayi woti mutha kuthawa kwa mphindi zisanu ndikukupatsani ma fuzzies abwino m'malo mwa nkhani zosasangalatsa kapena ayi, ndine wokondwa kuvomera. Ndipo lero tiwona zina zoziziritsa kukhosi, ndikuziwononga, anthu owopsa m'makanema a ana.

 

Kunena mwachidule komanso momveka bwino, zilembo zomwe ndikulankhula lero sizimachokera mufilimu yowopsa, koma zidasiya zoopsa mufilimu ya ana ndikudzaza mafuta okwanira olota kwa masiku angapo m'malingaliro athu osalimba. Anthuwa anali ma G omwe adavotera zaubwana wathu ndipo adatsegula njira yoti tikhale ndi chidwi chakuwopsa komwe kumapangitsa kuti tipeze ma paragons odziwika bwino ngati Freddy Krueger ndi Michael myers. Chifukwa chake tiyeni tiimirire kumbuyo ndikupereka ulemu kwa ngwazi zomwe sizinatchulidwe zomwe zimawerengedwa kuti ndi zoyipa pachiyambi cha ubale wabwino ndi mtundu womwe tonse timakonda komanso kusangalala nawo asanu ndi awiri, pazomwe ndikuganiza, ndiwo anyamata oopsa kwambiri ochokera m'mafilimu ocheperako ana.

 

 

E Zowonjezera Padziko Lapansi

Kuseka ngati uyenera, koma ngati ulipo, SUKUMVETSA KANTHU KOMANSO ZIMENEZI SIZINAKUSokoneZENI MONGA KANTHU?! Mverani, ndinakulira m'mafilimu owopsa. Ndipo ngakhale ambiri amangondipatsa zosangalatsa zabwino komanso zopanda mantha, helo ndidaseka Freddy ndi Kincaid ochokera ku Dream Warriors, E fuckin 'T adandilota zoopsa. Ndipo abambo anga, mwaubwino wangwiro wopambana akudziwa kusakhazikika kwanga ndi mlendo wa khosi lalitali, asanayambe kuyika chikwangwani cha kabokosi kameneka pamwamba pa bedi langa ndili ndi zaka zitatu. Amayi otere amasuntha abambo. Tho, ndivomereza kuti apuloyo sikugwa kutali ndi mtengo ndipo ndichinthu chomwe ndikadachita 100% kwa ana anga omwe.

Komabe, chidutswa chowopsa ichi, ndi zala zake zazitali zamfupa zomwe zimakhudza chimbudzi, kutambasula khosi lake ngati kanyenya kakang'ono, ndipo mtima wake wofiyira wowala ndi zinthu zolota zopanda pake. Eya, mlendo wamng'ono uja ndi zombie. Kugona pamenepo oyera, amzimu, ndi ummm AKUFA; kenako akasupe amoyo ndikungoyang'ana zinyalala zina za mafoni. Anayankha

Komanso, nazi ET adulanso ngati ngolo yoopsa. Onani kwenikweni. Sungani.

 

 

Large Marge- Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Yesessir. Imeneyi inali ngozi yoyipitsitsa yomwe sindinawonepo. Wonyamula magalimoto pamsewu wodabwitsa wopita ku The Alamo for Sir Wee of Pee adawoneka mwachidule mufilimu yoyamba ya Herman, yomwe imagwiranso ntchito ngati mtsogoleri wazopanga Tim Burton, adasiya mpatuko waukulu zachikale. Zambiri, ngakhale simunawone kanema kwakanthawi, inu osakumbukira, Marge Marge. Chifukwa chake mwa icho chokha, ndichabwino ndipo chikuwonetsa mtundu wamalingaliro amtunduwu yemwe anali nawo ndipo akupitilizabe kukhazikitsa ndi kuwonetsetsa kulikonse kwa izi. Kusintha kwa Claymation komwe kumawonetsa mawonekedwe enieni a Marge ndikodabwitsa komanso kowopsa monga zidalili zaka 30 zapitazo. Chifukwa chake, ngati kwakhala mphindi yotentha kuyambira pomwe mudalowamo Pee Wee's Big Adventure, auzeni a Marge Marge atumiza yah ndikutulutsa chuma chamtunduwu usikuuno!

 

 

Mfiti Yaikulu- Amfiti

Choyamba, pomwe tidayamba kuyang'ana Angelica Huston ngati Mfiti Yaikulu, tinkangowona chimodzi mwazinthu zokongola kwambiri padziko lapansi lino. Mpaka iye mpaka atachotsa nkhope yake, ndiye zoyera zopsereza ..

Asananyengere dziko lapansi ngati Morticia Addams, Huston adatinso kuti tiziyerekeza chokoleti chodyera maswiti pomwe amapha ndikusowa nthawi yabwino, adatilimbikitsa ngati akazi oyipa kwambiri padziko lapansi Mfiti. Zachidziwikire kuti nthawi yoopsa kwambiri kuchokera pa nkhani ya Roald Dahl pafilimu, ndi zomwe zikuchitika mchipinda chamisonkhano cha hotelo pomwe azimayi onsewa amachotsa mawigi ndi magolovesi awo, ndikupereka mitu ndi manja odzaza ndi ziphuphu; ndipo zowonadi kuwululidwa kwakukulu kwa Grand High Witch, Wamkulu Mfiti ya onse. Ndipo oh man, adamupatsa Huston chithandizo. Adalankhulanso mokweza komabe, kuwopseza komwe simungachitire mwina koma kupezanso ziphuphu. Makamaka pomwe SUPER ANAKHUDZIKA kwa mfiti yaying'ono yopusa yomwe idatsutsa malingaliro amtsogoleri wake othetsa ana adziko lapansi. Ndipo izi zidachitika ...

Mafuta owonjezera owopsa patsamba lotsatira!

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