Moni, owerenga, ndikulandilidwanso ku 31 Scary Story Nights! Ndili ndi china chake chapadera kwa inu usikuuno chomwe chingatenge kudzipereka kochulukirapo kuchokera kwa inu! Amatchedwa Dzanja la Ulemerero: Nkhani ya Namwino, ndipo monga momwe mungadziwire zikukhudza kupanga ndi kugwiritsa ntchito chimodzi mwazotsalira zonyansa kwambiri zomwe zidapangidwapo: Dzanja la Ulemerero.

Wopangidwa kuchokera ku dzanja lodulidwa kuchokera kwa munthu wopachikidwa pamtengo, Dzanja la Ulemerero, likanamizidwa m’mafuta a nyama kapena ngati likanapezedwa, mafuta a apandu ankhanza. Ku chala chilichonse kumamangiriridwa nyale zopangidwa ndi tsitsi la anthu oipa omwewo. Ankanenedwa kuti likapangidwa bwino, Dzanja la Ulemerero linkapereka kuwala kwa wakuba amene anayatsa. Zitha kusokonezanso mawu, ndikukakamiza anthu okhala mnyumbamo kugona tulo tofa nato kuti athandize kuba.

Nkhani zambiri ndi ndakatulo zalembedwa za zinthu zotembereredwa izi, koma ichi ndi chimodzi mwa zomwe ndimakonda kwambiri.

Khalani mkati, ndi kuyatsa makandulo anu, ndipo tiyeni tiwerenge, limodzi, Dzanja la Ulemerero: Nkhani ya Namwino!

*** Zolemba za Wolemba: Ife pano ku iHorror tili ndi omenyera akulu pakulera moyenera. Zina mwa nkhanizi zitha kukhala zazikulu kwambiri kwa ana anu. Chonde werengani patsogolo ndikusankha ngati ana anu angathe kuthana ndi nkhaniyi! Ngati sichoncho, pezani nkhani ina usikuuno kapena mungobwerera kudzationa mawa. Mwanjira ina, osandiimba mlandu wa ana anu maloto owopsa! ***

***Zolemba za mlembi wachiwiri: Mu ndakatulo ili pansipa, muwona kumapeto kwa ndakatulo, mawu oti “fagot”. Awa ndi omwe ankafuna kuti agwiritse ntchito mawuwa omwe angakhale ndodo/nthambi yoyatsa moto, osati mawu onyoza gulu la LGBTQ.***

Dzanja la Ulemerero: Nkhani ya Namwino wolemba Richard Harris Barham

Pa mdima wokhawokha,
Pakati pa usiku,
Pansi pa Mtengo Wamtengo,
Dzanja ndi dzanja
Opha anaima
Mmodzi, awiri, atatu!
Ndipo Mwezi usiku umenewo
Ndi imvi, kuwala kozizira
Aliyense balaful chinthu nsonga;
Theka limodzi la mawonekedwe ake
Zimawonedwa ndi mphepo yamkuntho,
Theka lina labisala ku Eclipse!
Ndipo Mphepo yozizira ikulira,
Ndipo Mbingu ikulira,
Ndipo mphezi ndi yotakata ndi yowala;
Ndipo palimodzi
Kuli nyengo yoipa kwambiri,
Ndipo mtundu wosasangalatsa wausiku!
'Tsopano onjezerani amene alemba,
Ndipo pafupi ndi dzanja
Ndiduleni msanga chibakera cha Munthu Wakufayo!
Tsopano kukwera amene angayerekeze
Kumene amagwedezeka mumlengalenga,
Ndipo mundizule maloko asanu a tsitsi la Munthu Wakufa!'

Pali mayi wachikulire yemwe amakhala ku Tappington Moor,
Ali ndi zaka pamsana pake zosachepera makumi asanu ndi atatu,
Ndipo anthu ena akhumba ochuluka kwambiri;
Mphuno yake yakokedwa,
Msana wake ndi wokhotakhota,
Maso ake akuwalira komanso ofiira:
Pamwamba pa mutu wake
Ndi mutch, ndipo pa izo
Chipewa choipa chodabwitsa,
Wooneka ngati chozimitsira moto, mlomo wake ndi wopapatiza komanso wosalala!
Ndiye,—Wachisomo Wanga!— ndevu zake!— zikanadodometsa momvetsa chisoni
Wowonera poyamba kuti asiyanitse kugonana kwake;
Kapena, sindingayerekeze kunena, popanda kuunika kungakhale
Mutchuleni iye, wopanda manja, Mkhonya kapena Judy.
Kodi munamuwona, mwachidule, matope amatope mkati mwake,
Ndi mawondo ake ku mphuno, ndi mphuno ku chibwano;
Kungokhalira kunjenjemera, kuseka kosaneneka,
Inu mungakweze manja anu modabwa, ndi kulira,
'— Chabwino!— Sindinawonepo Mnyamata wamba wotero!'

Ndipo tsopano kale
Khomo la Mkazi wokalamba uja,
Pomwe palibe chomwe chili chabwino,
Dzanja ndi dzanja
Opha anaima
Mmodzi, awiri, atatu!

O! 'ndi zowoneka zoyipa kuziwona,
M'gulu loyipa lija, gulu loyipa lija,
Ndi kuwala kwa buluu wotuwa wa lawi lakuthwanimalo,
Kuchita zomwe zilibe dzina!
'Ndizovuta kumva
Mawu a mantha amenewo!
Pempherolo linang'ung'udza chammbuyo, ndipo linanena monyodola!
(Mateyu Hopkins mwiniwake watitsimikizira kuti liti
Mfiti ikunena mapemphero ake, imayamba ndi 'Ameni.')
-' Ndizoyipa kuwona
Pa bondo la Mkazi Wachikulire uja
Dzanja lakufa, lopuwala, pamene amalimanga ndi chisangalalo!

Ndipo tsopano, mosamala,
Maloko asanu atsitsi
Kuchokera pa chigaza cha Njonda cholendewera pamwamba apo,
Pamodzi ndi mafuta ndi mafuta
Wa Tom Cat wakuda
Afulumira kusakaniza,
Ndipo kupotoza kukhala zingwe,
Ndi chimodzi pa chala chachikulu, ndi chala chilichonse kukonza.
(Kwa chiphaso china chithumwa chomwecho kuti chikonzekere,
Funsani Mr Ainsworth ndi Petit Albert.)

'Tsopano tsegulani loko
Kugogoda kwa Munthu Wakufa!
Flying bawuti, ndi bala, ndi gulu!
- Kapena kusuntha, kapena kupatukira
Mgwirizano, minofu, kapena mitsempha,
Kumapeto kwa dzanja la Munthu Wakufa!
Gonani onse amene akugona!— Dzukani nonse amene agalamuka!
Koma khalani ngati Akufa chifukwa cha Wakufa!!'

Onse ali chete! zonse zikadali,
Sungani kubuula kosalekeza kwa phokoso loboola
Momwe imachokera pachifuwa cha Tappington Hill.
Ndipo ku Tapington Hall
Chachikulu ndi chaching'ono,
Wodekha ndi Wosavuta, Squire ndi Mkwati,
Aliyense afunafuna chipinda chake padera.
Ndipo tulo lake lakuda lawaponyera iwo;
Pakuti ola lapakati pausiku ladutsa kale!

Zonse ndi zamdima padziko ndi kumwamba.
Pulumutsani, ku camentment yopapatiza, yopapatiza,
Mtengo wonjenjemera
Pa mtsinje waung'ono
Amasewera, ngati kunyezimira koyenera kwa taper
Ndi mmodzi yemwe akuyang'ana motopa.

M'kati mwa chipindacho, chopapatiza komanso chachikulu,
M'malo ake obisika, momwe palibe angazonde.
Amakhala amene nkhope yake yakwinya ndi chisamaliro,
Ndi zitseko zowonda za imvi za tsitsi lake lofowoka
Wasiya dazi lake lopanda kanthu;
Kwa wigi yake yodzaza pansi
Zing'onozing'ono, zazikulu ndi zazikulu,
Pamwamba pa mpando wake wachikale, wammbuyo.
Zovala zake n’zopanda m’mano,
Anachotsa khosi lake,
Chovala chake chili pabedi ndi tulip ndi rose,
Maluwa akulu modabwitsa ndi mtundu wake,
Maluwa monga Edeni sanadziwe konse;
- Ndipo pamenepo, ndi milu yambiri yonyezimira
Za golidi wabwino wofiira,
Nkhaniyo imanenedwa
Ndi spell yamphamvu bwanji yomwe ingakuthandizeni kusunga
Munthu wosamalidwa uja atagona tulo tofunika!

Mwachidziwikire, amawona kuti palibe diso lomwe lingawone
Pamene akukondwera ndi chuma chake mwadyera,—
Sitolo yowala
Za miyala yonyezimira,
Rose-Noble wokongola, Moidore wowala,
Ndi yotakata Double-Joe kuchokera kutsidya la nyanja,—
Koma pali m'modzi yemwe amawonera bwino monga iye;
Pakuti, wochenjera ndi wochenjera,
M'kachipinda kovutirapo
Pabedi lake lagalimoto pali katsamba kakang'ono ka Phazi,
Mnyamata yemwe ali wakuthwa kwambiri msinkhu wake,
Monga Master Horner wachinyamata,
Yemwe amakhala pakona
Anakhala akudya chitumbuwa cha Khrisimasi:
Ndipo, pamene Old Gentleman akuwerengera ndalama zake,
Hugh wamng'ono akuyang'ana mng'alu wamatabwa!

Pali mawu m'mlengalenga,
Pali masitepe,
Bambo wokalamba akuyamba pa mpando wake wa ndodo;
Pa phokoso loyamba lofowoka
Amayang'ana mozungulira,
Ndipo amanyamula dive lake la khumi ndi zisanu ndi chimodzi mpaka paundi.
Kenako theka linawuka
Kuchokera pambali pa zala zake
Galu wake wamng'ono ndi mphuno yake yaying'ono,
Koma, asanatulutse fungo limodzi lofuna kudziwa,
Kagalu kakang'ono kameneka kamayima molimba ndi kuwuma,
Zochepa, koma zomveka,
Tsopano igwa pa khutu,
- Kumene amatchulidwa nthawi zonse amakhala,
Mawu osayera amatsenga a Munthu Wakufa!
'Open loko
Kugogoda kwa Munthu Wakufa!
Flying bawuti, ndi bala, ndi gulu!
Kapena kusuntha, kapena kusokonekera,
Mgwirizano, minofu, kapena mitsempha,
Kumapeto kwa dzanja la Munthu Wakufa!
Gonani onse amene akugona!— Dzukani nonse amene agalamuka!
Koma khalani monga Akufa chifukwa cha Wakufa!
Kapenanso gulu la thundu lolimba lodzaza ndi misomali.
Zovuta komanso zowopsa za hinges zimawomba,
Ngakhale anali atawotchedwa mafuta mkati mwa sabata,
Khomo limatseguka kwambiri momwe lingakhalire,
Ndipo iwo anayima pamenepo,
Gulu lakupha lija,
Kuwala ndi kuwala kwa DZANJA LA ULEMERERO,
Ndi mmodzi!—awiri!—atatu!

Adutsa pakhonde, adutsa muholo,
Kumene Mpandoyo adakhala akunong'oneza khoma;
Mphunoyo idazizira kwambiri,
M'mphuno yake yofewa kwambiri,
Inu mukanawonadi kuti iye anali atatonza komaliza
Pamene DZANJA Laulemerero lomwe linali pambali pake linadutsa!
Ndi mbewa yaing'ono, pamene inkathamanga pamwamba pa mphasa
Pamwamba pa liwiro lake kuthawa mphaka,
Ngakhale atafa ndi mantha,
Inayima pakuthawa kwake;
Ndipo mphaka amene ankathamangitsa kanthu kakang'ono kameneko
Kugona ngati chiboliboli mukuchita masika!
Ndipo tsopano iwo ali kumeneko,
Pamutu pa masitepe,
Ndipo kansonga kakang'ono kokhotakoka kamakhala konyezimira komanso kopanda kanthu.
- Ine sindikuganiza kwenikweni ndalama iliyonse chiphuphu
Ine chochitika choyipa chomwe chidachitika kuti ndifotokoze,
Kapena kuthengo, kunyezimira kolusa
Za diso la mkulu uja,
Kutaya mtima kwake osayankhula,
Ndi kuwawa kozama.
mwana wa mbuzi m’khola, ndi mwana wankhosa wa khola;
Wosasunthika tsamba la wopha nyama, taonani;
Salota - Aa, okondwa kwambiri!
Ngakhale atakwezedwa, angawononge moyo wawo wosalakwa;
Ikugwa;— ulusi wofooka wa moyo wawo waduka;
Sachita mantha, kapena kukayikira, kumenyedwa mpaka 'kuperekedwa.'
Koma, o! ndi chinthu choti muwone ndikuchidziwa
Kuti mpeni wopanda kanthu ukwezedwa m'dzanja la mdani;
Popanda chiyembekezo chobweza, kapena kuletsa nkhonyayo!
— Zakwanira! Tiyeni tidutse mofulumira momwe tingathere
Tsoka la imvi, nkhalamba yosakondwa ija!

Koma Hugh wosauka,
Kudabwa ndi mawonekedwe,
Zopanda mphamvu zoyankhula kapena kuchita!
Kuyesera pachabe
Kutsegula diso
Chotsekeka, kapena kutseka chomwe chikuwomberedwa ku chink.
Ngakhale angapereke dziko lonse lapansi kuti lithe diso!
Ayi!— pa zonse zimene dziko lino lingapereke kapena kukana,
Sindikadakhala tsopano mu nsapato za kamnyamata kameneko,
Kapenanso chovala chilichonse chomwe ndi cha Hugh!
-' Tis mwayi kwa iye kuti chink mu khoma
Iye wakhala akuyang'ana motalika kwambiri, ndi wopapatiza komanso wamng'ono.

Mawu akulira, phokoso latsoka
Monga kutsatira abwenzi akuchoka.
Usiku woopsawo kuzungulira Tappington kupita,
Denga lake lalitali ndi nsonga zake zimathera:
Mizimu ya Ethereal, yofatsa komanso yabwino,
Lirani ndi kulira chifukwa cha ntchito ya magazi.

'Kwacha - m'bandakucha ndi imvi,
Ndipo mitambo ndi namondwe zapita;
Ndipo zinthu zonse zikuwonekera tsiku labwino kwambiri;

Koma, pamene lark nyimbo yake ikuimba,
Kukuwa ndi kukuwa kumadutsa Tappington kulira!
Kuyambira zonse,
Chachikulu ndi chaching'ono
Aliyense amene amapezeka mkati mwa Tappington Hall,
Wodekha komanso Wosavuta, Squire kapena Mkwati,
Onse amafunafuna nthawi yomweyo chipinda cha Njonda yokalambayo;
Ndipo pamenepo, pamwamba,
Wakhala m'malo ake,
Mtembo woopsa uli powonekera,
Carotid ndi jugular onse adadutsa!
Ndipo pamenepo, pambali pake,
'M'kati mwa mafunde ofiira,
Kugwada pang'ono Tsamba lazaka zabwino kwambiri;
Patsaya lake lotuwa misonzi yotuluka mwachangu
Amasewera mozungulira komanso wamkulu,
Ndipo akukantha magazi ndi wigi yodzaza pansi!
Kalanga! ndikuchita mantha chifukwa cha kulimba mtima kwake!
Monga momwe akatswiri a anatomist amatiuzira, sizingachitikenso
Kodi moyo udzabwereranso kwa ophedwa opanda pake,
Pamene iwo adulidwa kupyola mu mtsempha wa jugular.

Pali mtundu ndi kulira kudera la Kent,
Ndipo pothamangitsa zodula khosi adatumizidwa ndi Constable,
+ Koma palibe amene angauze munthuyo njira imene anapita.
Pali tsamba laling'ono lomwe Constable amapita,
Ndi galu wamng'ono wokhala ndi mphuno yaing'ono.

Mu mzinda wa Rochester,
Pa chizindikiro cha Korona,
Azibambo atatu osaoneka bwino angokhala pansi
Kwa chiputu-tsekwe wonenepa, ndi mbatata zokhala zofiirira;
Pamene pang'ono Phazi-tsamba
Athamangira mkati, mwaukali,
Kusokoneza apulo-sauce, anyezi, ndi sage.
Tsamba laling'ono la Phazi limatenga loyamba pakhosi,
Ndipo kagalu kakang'ono amatenga chotsatira ndi malaya,
Ndipo Kostable agwira wina wakutali;
Ndi olemekezeka olemekezeka ndi moidores yotakata;
Waiter akutulutsa m'matumba awo ndi zigoli,
Ndipo Nsapato ndi adzakazi anathamangiramo napenya;
Ndipo Constable anati, ndi mpweya wolemekezeka,
'Mukufunidwa, Gen'lemen, chimodzi ndi zonse,
Chifukwa cha 'lark yamtengo wapatali ku Tappington Hall!'

Pali 'gibbet wakuda akukwinya pa Tappington Moor,
Pomwe gibbet wakale wakuda adakwinyapo kale:
Ndi wakuda ngati wakuda,
Ndi akupha kumeneko
Amakhala mumlengalenga,
Ndi mmodzi!—awiri!—atatu!

Pali ng'ombe wakale woyipa mu chipewa cha korona,
Pakhosi pake amangirira chinsalu cha hempen
Dzanja la Munthu Wakufa, ndi Tom Cat wakufa!
Amanga zala zazikulu za m’manja, am’manga zala za m’mapazi.
Amumanga maso, am’manga miyendo!
Ku Tappington mill-dam souse amapita,
Ndi phwete ndi haloo!— 'Amasambira!— Amasambira!'
Iwo amukokera kumtunda,
Ndipo dzanja la aliyense
Ndikugwira fagot, billet, kapena mtundu,
Pamene wokwera pamahatchi wowoneka ngati wachikazi, amavala zakuda,
Anakwatula harridan wakale uja ngati thumba
Kwa wokhotakhota kumbuyo kwake, amamuyika spurs kuthyolako kwake,
Anadumphadumpha m'khamulo, ndipo akutuluka mumng'alu!
Palibe amene anganene,
Ngakhale akuganiza bwino,
Momwe wokwera woyipayo ndi mayi wokalamba amapita,
Pakuti onse kuona iye 'sa mtundu wa infernal Ducrow;
Ndipo iye anakuwa choncho, ndipo analira,
Tingasankhe mwachilungamo
Kuti mkazi wachikulireyo sanasangalale kwambiri kukwera kwake!

Nenani zomwe mungafune, koma pali china chake chokhudza chilankhulo chachikale komanso kamvekedwe kake kamene kamatumiza kunjenjemera kowonjezera msana ndikagwiritsidwa ntchito kunthano yowopsa! Ndikhulupilira kuti mwasangalala ndi zomwe talowa nazo pamindandanda yathu madzulo ano komanso kuti mudzabweranso nafe mawa pamene nthawi yowerengera Halloween ikupitilira!!